Are you ready to boldly go underneath the skirts of a few lady Star Fleet officers? This week, Playboy TV’s “engaging” its most ambitious TAKE OFF yet! Oh yes, we’re talking about STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION – A PARODY. Sporting a budget that would put most independent movies to shame, this flick’s got interplanetary explorations, exotic alien babes and a cast that looks nearly identical to the classic Enterprise crew. And just like every TAKE OFF, it’s got tons of steamy scenes to “beam up” that photon blaster in your pants! There’s Data the android letting a MILF play with his mechanical member. And how about seeing Worf the Klingon clinging on to a pair of supple DD’s?! Throw in a horndog Captain Pecker-ard, Kimberly Kane as Dr. Crusher and naked female clones and you’ve got yourself one helluva intergalactic party on your hands. Make sure to check out the big budget trailer for a sneak peek of what’s to come.

We can use four letters to describe this latest season of MONEY TALKS – OMFG! That’s right, we’re just a few episodes in and already we’ve broken out the “Rack Vac,” lesbian planking, and naked chicks in owl makeup. But don’t worry, we haven’t even reached the tip of our pulsating iceberg. Hot azz Havoc is breaking out tons of filthy ideas and bringing enough Benjamins to seduce even the most ardent prudes. Part of the fun of MONEY TALKS is seeing a straight-edged “goodie two shoes” girl give in to our urges for the right amount of cash. In a good economy, these prissy babes would never sit on a sex toy in public…But when times are tough, off come the panties! We’ve also got tons more bi-curious moments, “pink tacos,” and nut crunching stunts that’ll make you want to wear a jock strap every time you leave the house! But don’t just think of this show as purely sex for cash. We’re actually making charitable donations to needy college girls and lesbians (and getting plenty of jollies along the way).

The fall premieres just keep on comin’ on Playboy TV. Last week, it was more naked LOLs on THE STASH and now we’re bringing you fresh episodes of “the little Playboy TV show that could,” PLAYBOY’S AMATEUR GIRLS. A true sleeper hit, nobody expected AMATEUR GIRLS to take on the life that it did. It didn’t have any famous celebrities and it didn’t have a massive budget, yet our showcase of real women baring al became a runaway smash! On Playboy TV On Demand, the GIRLS literally broke records, becoming one of the most-watched series of the year! And don’t get us started on the Tweets and Facebook posts. The fan response to this series has been overwhelming and after watching episodes from the new season, it’s easy to see why. This show’s all about natural beauties sharing their most intimate details. Sometimes it’s a sexy Cyber Girl, sometimes it’s a MILFy housewife, and sometimes it’s two sorority babes fooling around without any clothes on! There’s no set formula for AMATEUR GIRLS and that’s why we love it!

It’s hard to believe that graduation time is almost here. Across the country, millions of young women will be wearing ugly cap and gowns, throwing those weird hats in the air, and listening to yawn-inducing commencement speeches. Yea we applaud them on their accomplishments, but we also think it’s important to honor those “other” coeds who don’t always get their due. Oh yea, we’re talking about the DROPOUT DELINQUENTS! The gorgeous, “I’m too horny for school” babes who’ve thrown off those private school uniforms and let their urges run wild (don’t worry, we’ve found a few college babes who prefer to leave the prep school outfits on!). They may not be the sharpest tools in the shed, but they can definitely get the job done! Last year, we introduced you to a whole wave of DROPOUT DELINQUENTS and the feedback was tremendous. Fans wrote in about the blonde carjacker who let us pop her top, the jailbird babe who preferred leaving her handcuffs on, and that chick from the strip mall who did a little stripping of her own!

Just in time for graduation, Playboy TV’s got a batch of real bikini babes ready to bare all on our Brand-New Series SUMMER LOVIN’! What better way to relieve yourself from the stress of Final Exams and homework than with sexually-charged hotties all alone in a beach house?! This is the footage you’ve ALWAYS wanted to see. You know when you go to the shore or the lake and see those sexy g-string girls partying in the water? Then you fantasize about what it would be like to follow them home and pop off those tube tops! Well that’s what this new series is ALL about. We’re handing the camcorders over to fresh high school grads, blonde surfer girls, even stay-at-home summer MILFs for a weekly series that’s guaranteed to put a rise in your board shorts. SUMMER LOVIN’ has the perfect backdrop of sunny skies, beachfront mansions, and even topless yachts!