You knew it was only a matter of time before BADASS went for complete global domination. Playboy TV’s naked stunt show is about to kick off season number three and this time out, we’re going international! Not only are you going to be able to see topless chicks tackling the elements on the mainland, they’ll be hitting up Hawaii and Panama too! And this year, you’ll be getting a taste of BADASS after hours, with Uncensored FLIP cams capturing shenanigans way after the sun goes down. It’s tough enough wrestling an angry croc in broad daylight. Now imagine what happens when we “challenge” our girls to slurp down an endless row of tequila shots! Anything goes in Latin America, including mud wrestling, margarita swilling and topless tug-of-war. Of course Hawaii promises plenty of outrageousness too, including our now infamous “manta ray” segment. And did we mention the show’s also heading to Miami? Trust us, there’ll be plenty of Vices to explore on the streets of South Beach.

Are you ready to boldly go underneath the skirts of a few lady Star Fleet officers? This week, Playboy TV’s “engaging” its most ambitious TAKE OFF yet! Oh yes, we’re talking about STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION – A PARODY. Sporting a budget that would put most independent movies to shame, this flick’s got interplanetary explorations, exotic alien babes and a cast that looks nearly identical to the classic Enterprise crew. And just like every TAKE OFF, it’s got tons of steamy scenes to “beam up” that photon blaster in your pants! There’s Data the android letting a MILF play with his mechanical member. And how about seeing Worf the Klingon clinging on to a pair of supple DD’s?! Throw in a horndog Captain Pecker-ard, Kimberly Kane as Dr. Crusher and naked female clones and you’ve got yourself one helluva intergalactic party on your hands. Make sure to check out the big budget trailer for a sneak peek of what’s to come.

Good day sunshine! Those cold winter months are long behind us and Playboy TV is ready to celebrate. That’s right, it’s time for a new naked season of SUMMER LOVIN’! You know how this sexy series works, right? We assemble uncensored footage of real bikini girls and broadcast it for the world to see! This year, we’ve found a whole new batch of hotties ready to ride the “Big One.” There’s curvy Spring Breakers getting frisky in the Jacuzzi, surfer babes popping their tops below the pier and who could forget those topless MILFy housewives? And just like last season, we’ve assembled a horny camera crew eager to capture all of the hardcore action! Sometimes it’s a voyeuristic neighbor filming afternoon skinny dips. Other times it’s the horny boyfriend firing up the sex cam. Either way, it’s win/win for us! Heck, we’ve even got footage of bi-curious cuties slipping their fingers below the tan line. All we’re saying is, it’s SUMMER blockbuster time on Playboy TV.

We’ve got to say “Bravo” to Bravo! The Real Housewives cable channel has given us some great material for a TAKE OFF this month. Oh yes, we’re talking about MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER: A PARODY. You know how the premise of that series works, right? Each week, a curvy Cougar and her assistants hook up lonely rich dudes with the girls of their dreams. Well in our version of the show, things pretty much play out the same. The only difference is, the MILFy matchmaker slides into the bed with them! And you won’t have to worry about boring dinner scenes here. These millionaire men are looking for compatibility between the sheets! Thankfully, Patti and her clients are happy to oblige. But that’s only the beginning. To prove she’s got the best “candidates,” our MATCHMAKER mistress is testing out her ladies in the corporate office. If they can pleasure her male secretary, they’re the right girls for the job! And did we mention we’ve got AVN Award winning actress India Summer headlining the cast?