You knew it was only a matter of time before BADASS went for complete global domination. Playboy TV’s naked stunt show is about to kick off season number three and this time out, we’re going international! Not only are you going to be able to see topless chicks tackling the elements on the mainland, they’ll be hitting up Hawaii and Panama too! And this year, you’ll be getting a taste of BADASS after hours, with Uncensored FLIP cams capturing shenanigans way after the sun goes down. It’s tough enough wrestling an angry croc in broad daylight. Now imagine what happens when we “challenge” our girls to slurp down an endless row of tequila shots! Anything goes in Latin America, including mud wrestling, margarita swilling and topless tug-of-war. Of course Hawaii promises plenty of outrageousness too, including our now infamous “manta ray” segment. And did we mention the show’s also heading to Miami? Trust us, there’ll be plenty of Vices to explore on the streets of South Beach.

SATURDAY: Newbies Jessica and Michael are from Vegas. In the welcome scene it comes out that he’s a natural voyeur, and they are still taking small steps as they figure things out. The ice-breaking game today is set up in 2 pools – 1 with pudding and the other with gelatin. The guys and girls jump in and wrestle for cock rings (which isn’t the goal, as that’s something none of us will ever wear, but the wrestling is a blast). Everyone had a fun, and very messy time with it...after which the production staff hosed everyone off and we jumped in the pool.
Everyone was flirting in the spa and it came out that Cassie had never played on the Jacuzzi jets. Well we fixed that! I held her and, with a little help from the group, and she had a fantastic, massive orgasm.