How cool would it be to sit at a bar with your favorite celebrity and have them dish out revelations about their sexual conquests? Whether it’s Cheech & Chong reliving the “free love” era from the 1970’s, John Salley spilling secrets on locker room basketball groupies, or Janice Dickinson going into detail about how those Hollywood bad boys “measure up,” these are the stories that’ll make you want to be rich and famous! Now Playboy TV is giving you the chance to live vicariously through 11 candid stars from the sports, TV, and movie world. CELEBRITY SEX TALES is holding nothing back and we’re giving each story a little “added enhancement.” Throughout the episodes, our naughty cartoonists will splice in animated segments recreating each star’s most over-the-top naughty moments. And trust us, you WON’T BELIEVE how blunt some of these “movers and shakers” are willing to get.

MONDAY: Last episode! Wow, what a fantastic experience. The crew and cast are all exhausted, but everyone is soldiering though to the finale. The newbie couple comes in and gets introduced. Hot couple from CT. They are both body builders, and so had instant chemistry with Garren in particular. We talk for awhile and get to know them, then head inside for an icebreaker which has us stripping off some clothes and putting people in various sexy poses. Lots of flirting, especially with Garren and Megan, you can tell they are nervous but getting comfortable and having a great time. This was fun and it got people touching, intertwined and heated up. Nicoleta helped ignite the newbies once the game was over, and we went downstairs into the playroom.

In many ways, Michael and Jessica just seemed like your regular, everyday couple: down-to-earth and comfortable with one another, they were sweet, gracious and just excited to be part of the great swinging experiment going on in the mansion. But in other ways, there wasn’t anything regular about them at all. I mean, what man repeatedly and convincingly announces that the only woman he ever fantasizes about is the one on his arm? Okay, maybe there are some out there who do that (I could see, say, Michael, of Michael and Holli fame, also convincingly making such a claim – could it be a Michael thing.) But what guy seems as fulfilled as can be watching his girl have her fantasies come true? I say Jessica’s sitting in the catbird seat.

Oh, how to describe Janel and Stevens? How about with this: out of all the people I met doing Swing, Stevens is the one whose Facebook status updates I follow with the greatest interest. That guy was just charm personified, managing to befriend every last person on the set, and possibly even some of the furniture. And Janel was just a straight-up firecracker; she reminded me of a really hot Rosie Perez. I have a lot of respect for the way she handles her sexuality: the girl owned it and unlike so many of the rest of us, she didn’t seem to be especially proud of that fact or even aware of it. Who else but someone who’s extremely comfortable in her own skin would walk into a house and casually mention she’d like to try a double-sided dildo? My only hope is that this awesome pair is still together (and my quick trip to his Facebook page confirms that they are). Hooray for young love in the Swing house!

Can you tell that April is Playboy’s favorite month? With tight spring outfits and holidays dedicated to bunnies, how could it not be? In the next couple of weeks, we’re dishing out an Easter basket full of sweet starlets, naughty Kisses, and Peeps that will make you want to spend your Saturday nights IN! Get your notepad out, because here’s what we’ve got in our sexy goodie bag…

First up, it’s the war torn TAKE OFF, NOT M*A*S*H*: A PARODY! And when we say “torn,” we’re talking about the ripped up fatigues showing off the Krissy Lynn’s DDs! From the same team that gave us NOT THE BRADYS comes hot chicks with guns, sex in tents, and Corporal Klinger getting his “privates” inspected. Trust us, this 4077 unit is much more interesting in making love than making war.