It’s hard to believe that graduation time is almost here. Across the country, millions of young women will be wearing ugly cap and gowns, throwing those weird hats in the air, and listening to yawn-inducing commencement speeches. Yea we applaud them on their accomplishments, but we also think it’s important to honor those “other” coeds who don’t always get their due. Oh yea, we’re talking about the DROPOUT DELINQUENTS! The gorgeous, “I’m too horny for school” babes who’ve thrown off those private school uniforms and let their urges run wild (don’t worry, we’ve found a few college babes who prefer to leave the prep school outfits on!). They may not be the sharpest tools in the shed, but they can definitely get the job done! Last year, we introduced you to a whole wave of DROPOUT DELINQUENTS and the feedback was tremendous. Fans wrote in about the blonde carjacker who let us pop her top, the jailbird babe who preferred leaving her handcuffs on, and that chick from the strip mall who did a little stripping of her own!

It’s October, which means all-new PLAYBOY TV TAKE-OFFS! This month we’ve got an added bonus, a fifth TAKE-OFF movie guaranteed to ‘perk up’ your spirits. Get ready for ‘60’s bombshells, ‘70’s swingers, rockstar reality romps, and one of Emmy’s favorite comedy shows, all skewered and given the full-blown naughty treatment!
Where do we begin? Oh yea, how about with IT’S NOT GOOD TIMES! You’ve all seen this urban sitcom at one point, whether it was in ‘70’s primetime, rerun land, or classic YouTube clips on the web. But what you haven’t seen is JJ stripping down every hottie in the building for Dyno-Mite sex! .