Can you tell that April is Playboy’s favorite month? With tight spring outfits and holidays dedicated to bunnies, how could it not be? In the next couple of weeks, we’re dishing out an Easter basket full of sweet starlets, naughty Kisses, and Peeps that will make you want to spend your Saturday nights IN! Get your notepad out, because here’s what we’ve got in our sexy goodie bag…

First up, it’s the war torn TAKE OFF, NOT M*A*S*H*: A PARODY! And when we say “torn,” we’re talking about the ripped up fatigues showing off the Krissy Lynn’s DDs! From the same team that gave us NOT THE BRADYS comes hot chicks with guns, sex in tents, and Corporal Klinger getting his “privates” inspected. Trust us, this 4077 unit is much more interesting in making love than making war.

What a difference a year makes. Just 13 short months ago, the Reality Kings internet phenom, MONEY TALKS, made its big debut on Playboy TV. Ordinary guys and girls were willing to do naked keg stands, threesomes in a tanning bed, and fire rockets out of their backends for just a few quick Benjamins. You’d think by 2010, our good citizens would have learned to invest their earnings, stuff a few bills inside that piggy bank, and have enough pride to turn down a sexy girl in the street with a big wad of cash. Yea, RIGHT! This year we’ve found volunteers who are more willing than EVER to get crazy for a thick stack of bills (of course it doesn’t hurt that we’ve now got hot new hostess barking out the orders). Oh yea, desperate times call for outrageous hardcore action in the streets. The craziest thing of all?