You’d think with this difficult economy, certain shows would have a hard time succeeding. Not MONEY TALKS. In fact, this Reality Kings gem seems to flourish with every season! You see, the premise of this series revolves around getting everyday people to do all kinds of sex-crazed stunts for cash. We offer them a wad of bills, they run naked through a shopping mall parking lot. Of course, that was back when the employment rate was still high. In these desperate times, our volunteers are willing to go A LOT further than that. And that’s where Season 3 comes in. This year, we’ve created a list of demands that far exceeds anything we’ve pulled off thus far. Clothing is no longer an option, lesbianism is highly encouraged, and we promise, you’ll be laughing you’re a** off harder than you ever have before. Take a look at the nut-crunching stunt one unlucky dude had to endure for this preview clip. And that’s only the beginning. Wait’ll you see what we get the ladies to do for a couple of crisp Benjamins. Plus, your favorite sexy hostesses Havoc and Nadine are taking on the MC duties once again (and participating in some of the hardcore fun).

Let’s just say we were feeling a bit groovy this month. Even though the disco era is long behind us, our two big December premieres are all about stirring up some of that Saturday Night Sex Fever. Come along in our classic TV time machine as we TAKE-OFF two classics from a hardcore era gone by. First up, it’s the ragtag bunch of cabbies from TAXI: A HARDCORE PARODY. Recreating the legendary sitcom to a tee, this TAKE-OFF’s got that instrumental intro, Nardo’s big knockers, and Ron Jeremy doing a picture perfect Danny DeVito impression. But beyond that, it’s taking those HBO Taxicab Confessions fantasies to a whole new naughty level. Not only are we getting the gang to hook up in the garage, we’re taking them on the road! Streetwalkers, party girls, and sweet Jenny Hendrix are sticking their thumbs out on the sidewalk and we’re answering the call! Don’t have enough fare for a ride to the strip club? No problem.

Think back to your high school and college days for a sec. If you could pick one fantasy girl you could’ve shared a hookup with, who would it have been? The sweaty softball star? Yea right. The nerdy valedictorian? Puh-leaze! The tight-bodied head cheerleader? BINGO! Face it, every red-blooded American man deserves to see at least one naked pom pom babe in his life. And at Playboy TV’s CHEERLEADER CAMP, you get to see tons of them every week! That’s right, those devious minds that brought you SUMMER LOVIN’ and DROPOUT DELINQUENTS are at it again and this time, they’ve stuck their voyeuristic cameras into afterschool cheer practice. This “experiment” is literally holding nothing back. There are sexy scenes in the locker room, football dudes getting their rah rahs off in the parking lot, and even a few squad chicks who swing both ways! And don’t think we’re keeping the shenanigans strictly on campus.

Ah summer camp, that glorious locale where we can forget about the trappings of the modern world and absorb the beauty of nature. Well that’s all fine and dandy, but at CAMP PLAYBOY we prefer to take things a little further. Oh don’t worry, we’re all about nature too (as in gorgeous ladies hiking “au natural”), but we also think it’s important to use your time away from home to bond with your fellow campers. That’s why we’ve assembled a bus load of sexy Playboy models ready to strip by the campfire, skinny dip at the lake, and throw all-night parties in those little log cabins! Oh yea, CAMP PLAYBOY is definitely giving these girls A LOT to write home about. But don’t worry, we’re not leaving them completely to their own devices. This CAMP’s got three Playmate counselors eager to keep all of our sexy “guests” in line.

What happens when Playboy TV goes on vacation? Naked photo shoots in snow-covered mountains, topless sunbathing on Argentine beaches, and a pimped out black bunny bus full of sexy surprises! Welcome to PLAYBOY TRIP: PATAGONIA, the ultimate exotic erotic excursion. For this all-new reality series, we’re taking four gorgeous Playboy models and giving them a taste of life way below the border. Where exactly is “Patagonia” you ask? Considered one of the most majestic regions on earth, it encompasses the southernmost tip of Argentina and stretches all the way to Chile. Patagonia also happens to be the home of the legendary Andes mountains and countless sparkling rivers and lakes. Now try to imagine those lush natural resources as a backdrop for Shanna McLaughlin, Dani Mathers, Lauren Elise, and Jaclyn Swedberg! These ladies are four of Playboy’s best and brightest.