You’d think with this difficult economy, certain shows would have a hard time succeeding. Not MONEY TALKS. In fact, this Reality Kings gem seems to flourish with every season! You see, the premise of this series revolves around getting everyday people to do all kinds of sex-crazed stunts for cash. We offer them a wad of bills, they run naked through a shopping mall parking lot. Of course, that was back when the employment rate was still high. In these desperate times, our volunteers are willing to go A LOT further than that. And that’s where Season 3 comes in. This year, we’ve created a list of demands that far exceeds anything we’ve pulled off thus far. Clothing is no longer an option, lesbianism is highly encouraged, and we promise, you’ll be laughing you’re a** off harder than you ever have before. Take a look at the nut-crunching stunt one unlucky dude had to endure for this preview clip. And that’s only the beginning. Wait’ll you see what we get the ladies to do for a couple of crisp Benjamins. Plus, your favorite sexy hostesses Havoc and Nadine are taking on the MC duties once again (and participating in some of the hardcore fun).

Let’s just say we were feeling a bit groovy this month. Even though the disco era is long behind us, our two big December premieres are all about stirring up some of that Saturday Night Sex Fever. Come along in our classic TV time machine as we TAKE-OFF two classics from a hardcore era gone by. First up, it’s the ragtag bunch of cabbies from TAXI: A HARDCORE PARODY. Recreating the legendary sitcom to a tee, this TAKE-OFF’s got that instrumental intro, Nardo’s big knockers, and Ron Jeremy doing a picture perfect Danny DeVito impression. But beyond that, it’s taking those HBO Taxicab Confessions fantasies to a whole new naughty level. Not only are we getting the gang to hook up in the garage, we’re taking them on the road! Streetwalkers, party girls, and sweet Jenny Hendrix are sticking their thumbs out on the sidewalk and we’re answering the call! Don’t have enough fare for a ride to the strip club? No problem.

Let’s face it, sex flicks can be very funny. Often times they’re not meant to be (as evidenced by Rachel Perry’s weekly skewerings on THE STASH), but there are a few that make a point not to take themselves too seriously. This month’s TAKE-OFF premieres fall right into that category. Oh don’t get us wrong, they DEFINITELY deliver in the heat department…but they may just tickle your funny bone along the way. Kicking things off, it’s SEINFELD 2: A PARODY. Now you already know what to expect with this one. The last SEINFELD TAKE-OFF did gangbusters on Playboy TV. The viewer feedback we got on Gerry, Elaina, Gorge, and (especially) “Krammer” was overwhelming and prompted us to crank out another sequel quick! And with over 100 episodes of the original series to work with, you can bet we got material you can yada yada yada about. This time out, we’re spoofing that classic “Bet” episode where everybody has to hold out from pleasuring themselves. In our version, the gang makes a wager to see who can hold out the longest from sex.