THURSDAY: Newbies Janel and Stevens arrive from NYC. A HOT couple who often party with HedoOnline and are already booked on our swingers Cancun takeover in May. Today’s game is “shaving cream bikini’s and water guns”. Everyone gets crazy and has fun with it, you won’t want to miss this episode! Jaiya is here tonight! She’s a famous therapist, tantric expert, polyamorus, and mistress. It’s nice to catch up with her since the last time we saw each other on the Tyra Banks show. She leads a tantric massage session which is incredibly hot. Everyone gets naked, and first it’s the girls turn…Jaiya has the guys learning some new tricks and the girls are LOVING it! Now we switch and the girls massage the guys...it doesn’t take long before we are all struggling to not cum (no guys wants to be the first to tap out, of course). It’s pretty incredible and the atmosphere is electric.

I’d been hired to host a show for the Playboy network about swingers. And I was nervous. Sure, I’d talked about sex often enough on television to have figured out exactly how to describe oral sex while still making it past censors (tip: say “down there” and do a lot of hand gesturing). Yes, I’d been in Playboy – not naked but scantily clad (if a g-string can count as clad). It’s true that I’d hosted a radio show where I regularly interviewed guests about the ménage a trois they’d had the night before or the furry costumes they liked to wear in bed, and have written articles about women who pretend they’re being raped and gay men who come out only to realize they’re in fact straight. In my work life, I’d explored a lot of sexuality. But shooting a television show where I’d be among a bunch of couples swinging? This would be a different story. My actual knowledge of swinging before I started the job was limited to witnessing the key party in The Ice Storm and a few images I hoped I’d one day forget but were still burned into my psyche from when I was flipping channels and paused too long on HBO’s Real Sex.

So what if it’s freezing outside? You know that Playboy TV is all about the fantasy. And what better escape is there than a massive party at PLAYBOY’S BEACH HOUSE?! That’s right, we threw a bash in the hills of Malibu, CA and filmed it ALL. Every tan line, skinny dip, and Jacuzzi bubble is accounted for and guaranteed to warm up your cold winter Friday nights! Yea, we know you’ve seen those beach house type shows before, but you’ve NEVER seen anything like this. May we remind you that this is Playboy TV, so bikinis are purely optional. Not only that, we’ve got wild foam parties, outrageous competitions (like naked bounce house and coed body bowling) and tons of insane musical talent.Imagine partying with your BFFs in the pool, hitting shots at the open bar, and turning around to see Lil Jon tearing it up on the microphone?!