Good day sunshine! Those cold winter months are long behind us and Playboy TV is ready to celebrate. That’s right, it’s time for a new naked season of SUMMER LOVIN’! You know how this sexy series works, right? We assemble uncensored footage of real bikini girls and broadcast it for the world to see! This year, we’ve found a whole new batch of hotties ready to ride the “Big One.” There’s curvy Spring Breakers getting frisky in the Jacuzzi, surfer babes popping their tops below the pier and who could forget those topless MILFy housewives? And just like last season, we’ve assembled a horny camera crew eager to capture all of the hardcore action! Sometimes it’s a voyeuristic neighbor filming afternoon skinny dips. Other times it’s the horny boyfriend firing up the sex cam. Either way, it’s win/win for us! Heck, we’ve even got footage of bi-curious cuties slipping their fingers below the tan line. All we’re saying is, it’s SUMMER blockbuster time on Playboy TV.

You’d think with this difficult economy, certain shows would have a hard time succeeding. Not MONEY TALKS. In fact, this Reality Kings gem seems to flourish with every season! You see, the premise of this series revolves around getting everyday people to do all kinds of sex-crazed stunts for cash. We offer them a wad of bills, they run naked through a shopping mall parking lot. Of course, that was back when the employment rate was still high. In these desperate times, our volunteers are willing to go A LOT further than that. And that’s where Season 3 comes in. This year, we’ve created a list of demands that far exceeds anything we’ve pulled off thus far. Clothing is no longer an option, lesbianism is highly encouraged, and we promise, you’ll be laughing you’re a** off harder than you ever have before. Take a look at the nut-crunching stunt one unlucky dude had to endure for this preview clip. And that’s only the beginning. Wait’ll you see what we get the ladies to do for a couple of crisp Benjamins. Plus, your favorite sexy hostesses Havoc and Nadine are taking on the MC duties once again (and participating in some of the hardcore fun).

Let’s just say we were feeling a bit groovy this month. Even though the disco era is long behind us, our two big December premieres are all about stirring up some of that Saturday Night Sex Fever. Come along in our classic TV time machine as we TAKE-OFF two classics from a hardcore era gone by. First up, it’s the ragtag bunch of cabbies from TAXI: A HARDCORE PARODY. Recreating the legendary sitcom to a tee, this TAKE-OFF’s got that instrumental intro, Nardo’s big knockers, and Ron Jeremy doing a picture perfect Danny DeVito impression. But beyond that, it’s taking those HBO Taxicab Confessions fantasies to a whole new naughty level. Not only are we getting the gang to hook up in the garage, we’re taking them on the road! Streetwalkers, party girls, and sweet Jenny Hendrix are sticking their thumbs out on the sidewalk and we’re answering the call! Don’t have enough fare for a ride to the strip club? No problem.

C’est la vie summer, you were fun while you lasted! September is here and on Playboy TV, clothes are falling faster than the leaves! Before you get too bummed out about extra school buses on the road and shorter days, here’s a bit of good news. We’ve got a slew of autumn premieres that are guaranteed to add some butternut to your squash. What better way to start off the month than with some Savanna Samson Cougar fantasies? BEAUTIFUL STRANGER is chock full of Moms You’d Like to F….you get the picture. As we mentioned before, MILFy Savanna steals the show here, playing a bisexual escort who has just as much fun “servicing” the Janes as she does the Johns. Her newest client happens to be the multi-talented Kimberly Kane (who also directed the movie), sporting raven-black hair and an incredible rack! BEAUTIFUL STRANGER is also letting Kristina Rose and Bobbi Starr show off their hardcore skills, with a girl-on-girl scene that goes way beyond the normal Late Night fetishes.

Over the years, we’ve always tried to keep things interesting on NAUGHTY AMATEUR HOME VIDEOS. Hardcore fans can remember back when we would devote entire seasons to hotties from every state! (Who didn’t love the “Tennessee Tight Ends” or the “Oregon Beavers”?) Well this month, host Vikki Ikki is keeping the tradition alive with brand new episodes focused on themes all of you NAUGHTY voyeurs can appreciate.