Are you ready to boldly go underneath the skirts of a few lady Star Fleet officers? This week, Playboy TV’s “engaging” its most ambitious TAKE OFF yet! Oh yes, we’re talking about STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION – A PARODY. Sporting a budget that would put most independent movies to shame, this flick’s got interplanetary explorations, exotic alien babes and a cast that looks nearly identical to the classic Enterprise crew. And just like every TAKE OFF, it’s got tons of steamy scenes to “beam up” that photon blaster in your pants! There’s Data the android letting a MILF play with his mechanical member. And how about seeing Worf the Klingon clinging on to a pair of supple DD’s?! Throw in a horndog Captain Pecker-ard, Kimberly Kane as Dr. Crusher and naked female clones and you’ve got yourself one helluva intergalactic party on your hands. Make sure to check out the big budget trailer for a sneak peek of what’s to come.

Are your ears ringing yet? They will be after you catch the first few episodes of BADASS season two! This year, we’re pushing the naked babe adrenaline factor to a whole new level. We’re talking mud buggy races, monster truck rallies, tank battles, demolition derbies and a whole lot more. You know those WARNINGS they put in front of dangerous TV shows? Well let’s just say that this one deserves about three of them. One for the ridiculous “do not try this at home” stunts you’ll be seeing, one for your TV speakers (trust us, those explosions and lady screams can get pretty loud), and one for the endless amount of naked boobs we’ll be shoving in your face! But hey, that’s why you love it, right? There is literally no other show on television like this. And just to mix things up even more, we’re sending our gorgeous ladies to Hawaii and other exotic locals for some hardcore tropical action.