Good day sunshine! Those cold winter months are long behind us and Playboy TV is ready to celebrate. That’s right, it’s time for a new naked season of SUMMER LOVIN’! You know how this sexy series works, right? We assemble uncensored footage of real bikini girls and broadcast it for the world to see! This year, we’ve found a whole new batch of hotties ready to ride the “Big One.” There’s curvy Spring Breakers getting frisky in the Jacuzzi, surfer babes popping their tops below the pier and who could forget those topless MILFy housewives? And just like last season, we’ve assembled a horny camera crew eager to capture all of the hardcore action! Sometimes it’s a voyeuristic neighbor filming afternoon skinny dips. Other times it’s the horny boyfriend firing up the sex cam. Either way, it’s win/win for us! Heck, we’ve even got footage of bi-curious cuties slipping their fingers below the tan line. All we’re saying is, it’s SUMMER blockbuster time on Playboy TV.

Let’s think about this for a second. Would you prefer spending your mornings watching Matt Lauer and Ann Curry or bare-chested Playmates throwing water balloons at each other? Yea, us too and that’s why we’re proud to broadcast THE PLAYBOY MORNING SHOW every weekday on Playboy TV! These aren’t reruns or mashed together moments from two years ago. What you’ll be seeing is live Kevin Klein and Andrea Lowell dishing on all of the day’s naughty events. And keep in mind, this is SIRIUS radio we’re talking about, so there’s no censors, no bleeps over the curse words, and (most importantly) no holding back on in-studio nakedness. Take this week for example, we already got things off to a VERY lively start with Cyber Girl Jillian Sheen demonstrating her love of sex toys. Plus celebrity guests from Comedy Central, topless NFL fans, and games of “Tittie Pass”…and that’s just the first episode! Just imagine what happens when we get to “hump day.”

How do you beat the cold winter months in North America? Travel down south where it’s summer bikini season! That’s exactly what four of our sexiest Playboy models are planning to do for this February’s PLAYBOY TRIP: BACK IN ARGENTINA! Take a peek at our Uncensored Online Galleries and you’ll see that our ladies had a blast the last time they hit Patagonia. There were naked polo matches, perky boobs in the snow, and even some wild nights out in Buenos Aires! Well this season, we’re upping the ante even more! We’re bringing our international vets Dani Mathers and Lauren Elise back for another adventure and giving them TWO NEW Playmates to frolic with. Oh yea, for this exotic journey we’ve wrangled up Miss January 2010 Jaime Edmonson and Miss December 2010 Ashley Hobbs. We’ll be filming them at secluded waterfalls, taking them on topless motorbike rides, and throwing some wild wine parties (where catty secrets WILL be revealed).

Imagine if someone brought a camera to all of those wild college parties you used to crash. The drunk hotties, the strip beer pong games, the freshman chick hookups…Yup, life didn’t get much better than that. That’s why Playboy TV has decided to keep the fiesta going with our brand new series DARE DORM! Every week, we’ll be showcasing full-frontal home movies from the country’s wildest campuses. And to be honest, we’re actually quite amazed at how much hardcore action you can fit into a 15 x 15 college flat. Would you believe 8 naked undergrads, 10 cans of whipped cream, and a monster-sized keg? And that’s just in the first episode!!! Wait’ll you see what we’ve got in store for the whole season. DARE DORM is taking its voyeuristic cell cams to the ladies’ shower, the downstairs parking lot, and even the bunk beds of the sexy R.A.’s!

All you skin biz studios and starlets, consider yourself warned! THE STASH is opening up its man cave doors once again and putting all of those corny porn movies on notice. Since the big premiere back in March, Rachel Perry and company have taken the R-Rated comedy world by storm. Sites across the web have praised her brash style, razor-sharp jokes, and “potty mouthed” delivery. And judging from the online responses we’ve gotten, it’s clear you guys feel the same way. So, you guessed it, THE STASH is comin’ back for more! Starting this month, we’ve got a brand new season of episodes that are stuffed tight with the twisted clips you know and love (porn clowns and all!). Since our summer hiatus, there have been plenty of developments in the adult world that are in need of STASH-erizing. And our crack research team has assembled A TON of material guaranteed harden up your funny bone. This season we’ve got giant chickens in the bedroom, “Invisible Horndogs,” LEGO-inspired sex toys, and all of those zany commercial spoofs you know and love.