This just in! ANCHORMAN: A PARODY is making its big Playboy TV debut on March 3. And don’t worry, it promises to keep all of those Will Ferrell one-liners intact. In fact, it’s taking the LOL factor even further with pornstar boob jokes, interns under the news desk, and full-frontal field reporting! Oh yea, the guys behind this TAKE OFF have done their homework and replicated every character you love from the original film (including cowboy sports guy Chance Kind). There’s also an all-star cast of leading ladies, including India Summer, Dana DeArmond, and newbie Tasha Reign as “the weather girl.” And you can bet that they’ll all be delivering breaking nudes, along with cheeseball moments that would definitely make Ron Burgundy proud. We’re even airing it at the same time as your local newscast (only without the stuffy suits and long skirts).

Let’s think about this for a second. Would you prefer spending your mornings watching Matt Lauer and Ann Curry or bare-chested Playmates throwing water balloons at each other? Yea, us too and that’s why we’re proud to broadcast THE PLAYBOY MORNING SHOW every weekday on Playboy TV! These aren’t reruns or mashed together moments from two years ago. What you’ll be seeing is live Kevin Klein and Andrea Lowell dishing on all of the day’s naughty events. And keep in mind, this is SIRIUS radio we’re talking about, so there’s no censors, no bleeps over the curse words, and (most importantly) no holding back on in-studio nakedness. Take this week for example, we already got things off to a VERY lively start with Cyber Girl Jillian Sheen demonstrating her love of sex toys. Plus celebrity guests from Comedy Central, topless NFL fans, and games of “Tittie Pass”…and that’s just the first episode! Just imagine what happens when we get to “hump day.”

All you skin biz studios and starlets, consider yourself warned! THE STASH is opening up its man cave doors once again and putting all of those corny porn movies on notice. Since the big premiere back in March, Rachel Perry and company have taken the R-Rated comedy world by storm. Sites across the web have praised her brash style, razor-sharp jokes, and “potty mouthed” delivery. And judging from the online responses we’ve gotten, it’s clear you guys feel the same way. So, you guessed it, THE STASH is comin’ back for more! Starting this month, we’ve got a brand new season of episodes that are stuffed tight with the twisted clips you know and love (porn clowns and all!). Since our summer hiatus, there have been plenty of developments in the adult world that are in need of STASH-erizing. And our crack research team has assembled A TON of material guaranteed harden up your funny bone. This season we’ve got giant chickens in the bedroom, “Invisible Horndogs,” LEGO-inspired sex toys, and all of those zany commercial spoofs you know and love.

It’s October, which means all-new PLAYBOY TV TAKE-OFFS! This month we’ve got an added bonus, a fifth TAKE-OFF movie guaranteed to ‘perk up’ your spirits. Get ready for ‘60’s bombshells, ‘70’s swingers, rockstar reality romps, and one of Emmy’s favorite comedy shows, all skewered and given the full-blown naughty treatment!
Where do we begin? Oh yea, how about with IT’S NOT GOOD TIMES! You’ve all seen this urban sitcom at one point, whether it was in ‘70’s primetime, rerun land, or classic YouTube clips on the web. But what you haven’t seen is JJ stripping down every hottie in the building for Dyno-Mite sex! .

Time for another one of those good old fashioned debates. Here’s the question, who made the best Bewitched Samantha? Was it hot MILF Elizabeth Montgomery from back in the rerun days? Maybe leggy Nicole Kidman from the 2005 feature film? Sorry, it’s Neither! If you want to know who will Really get your broomstick bulging, you NEED to check out Jenna Haze in the Playboy TV Double Features premiere, NOT BEWITCHED XXX. It’s just like the 60’s sitcom you remember, only with TONS of hardcore banging. Let’s face it, after spending hours watching fetish flicks and amateur orgy movies, it’s great to sit down and enjoy a good old-fashioned porn comedy. And NOT BEWITCHED XXX is Guaranteed to deliver the funny.

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