After watching the comedy hit Bridesmaids last summer, two words came to our heads: TAKE-OFF! Oh yea, the writers of that chick flick did half of the work for us with its raunchy undertones and R-rated catfights. The only thing they forgot was a naked shower scene and a couple of lesbians. Not to worry, our new premiere BRIDESMAIDS: A PARODY has got you covered in that department. For this naughty outing, our team’s assembled AVN Award darling Sarah Vandella as the MILFY Mrs.-to-be. That alone would’ve sold us, but then they rounded up the all-star bridal party! There’s Kagney Linn Karter as the bisexual BFF, Lexi Swallow as the horny “bad girl,” and sultry Sasha Knox as the bachelorette with the biggest boobs! But of course, that’s only part of the fun. BRIDESMAIDS: A PARODY is still hitting hard with the comedy by recreating all of those over-the-top moments you remember (Yes, that includes the infamous “bridal shop scene”).

How do you beat the cold winter months in North America? Travel down south where it’s summer bikini season! That’s exactly what four of our sexiest Playboy models are planning to do for this February’s PLAYBOY TRIP: BACK IN ARGENTINA! Take a peek at our Uncensored Online Galleries and you’ll see that our ladies had a blast the last time they hit Patagonia. There were naked polo matches, perky boobs in the snow, and even some wild nights out in Buenos Aires! Well this season, we’re upping the ante even more! We’re bringing our international vets Dani Mathers and Lauren Elise back for another adventure and giving them TWO NEW Playmates to frolic with. Oh yea, for this exotic journey we’ve wrangled up Miss January 2010 Jaime Edmonson and Miss December 2010 Ashley Hobbs. We’ll be filming them at secluded waterfalls, taking them on topless motorbike rides, and throwing some wild wine parties (where catty secrets WILL be revealed).

Just in time for Winter Break, comes Season 2 of Playboy TV’s “don’t tell Mom & Dad” reality series HARDCORE PARTYING! DROPOUT DELINQUENTS, SUMMER LOVIN’, yea they’re all fun to watch, but no other Reality Gang show delivers the goods quite the same way as H.P. This show is all about letting loose, getting naked, and having a good time. Just like last season, we’re bringing the camera along for drunkenness, debauchery, and nonstop hookups in front of cheering crowds. There’s chicks popping their tops for Beer Pong, all-girl bachelorette fiestas, and dance floors that take booty grinding to a whole new level. And the best part is, no one seems to mind that we’re filming it all. Nothing’s off limits for HARDCORE PARTY cam. We’ll even show you what’s going down in the “guest bedroom” where all those Truth or Dare games are played.

October is the time for Halloween and boy do we have some fun costume ideas for you to toy around with. There’s the classic 80’s “Brat Packer” ensemble from our BREAKFAST CLUB parody, 70’s chic from NOT CHARLIE’S ANGELS, or the traditional birthday suit look, which pretty much encompasses all of the starlets in this month’s TAKE-OFF premieres! Starting things off on October 8, THE BREAKFAST CLUB: A PARODY is delivering all of the jean jackets, bandanas, and redheaded hotties you remember from the good ol’ 80’s. Assembling a cast that’s virtually identical to the John Hughes original, this movie’s focusing on 18-year-old delinquents who need to learn a few “hard” lessons before getting that high school diploma. Watch ‘em scramble through the halls of Saturday detention and find some new naughty ways to escape their boredom. Faye Reagan is a dead ringer for Molly Ringwald, right down to the perky freckled boobs! Her role as the “good girl” may seem convincing at first, but five minutes into the movie she’s throwing all those morals Daddy taught her out the window!