Good day sunshine! Those cold winter months are long behind us and Playboy TV is ready to celebrate. That’s right, it’s time for a new naked season of SUMMER LOVIN’! You know how this sexy series works, right? We assemble uncensored footage of real bikini girls and broadcast it for the world to see! This year, we’ve found a whole new batch of hotties ready to ride the “Big One.” There’s curvy Spring Breakers getting frisky in the Jacuzzi, surfer babes popping their tops below the pier and who could forget those topless MILFy housewives? And just like last season, we’ve assembled a horny camera crew eager to capture all of the hardcore action! Sometimes it’s a voyeuristic neighbor filming afternoon skinny dips. Other times it’s the horny boyfriend firing up the sex cam. Either way, it’s win/win for us! Heck, we’ve even got footage of bi-curious cuties slipping their fingers below the tan line. All we’re saying is, it’s SUMMER blockbuster time on Playboy TV.

We’ve got to say “Bravo” to Bravo! The Real Housewives cable channel has given us some great material for a TAKE OFF this month. Oh yes, we’re talking about MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER: A PARODY. You know how the premise of that series works, right? Each week, a curvy Cougar and her assistants hook up lonely rich dudes with the girls of their dreams. Well in our version of the show, things pretty much play out the same. The only difference is, the MILFy matchmaker slides into the bed with them! And you won’t have to worry about boring dinner scenes here. These millionaire men are looking for compatibility between the sheets! Thankfully, Patti and her clients are happy to oblige. But that’s only the beginning. To prove she’s got the best “candidates,” our MATCHMAKER mistress is testing out her ladies in the corporate office. If they can pleasure her male secretary, they’re the right girls for the job! And did we mention we’ve got AVN Award winning actress India Summer headlining the cast?