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February Double-Features: VIRGINITY, FATE, AND PEANUT BUTTER & JELLY

Posted: Feb 04, 2009 - 5:49pm by Playboy TV
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As the historic day of January 20th 2009 demonstrated, there is a first time for everything. Indeed there is inevitability to most outcomes if time permits and if watchful eyes are unwavering. Someday there will be the first woman president, the first person to walk on Mars, the first time your mother-in-law picked up a tab etc. As with the ebb and flow of nature, one thing passes away and another thing is reborn in its place. This is the never ending cycle of life. The cyclical nature of this process is unyielding and is as constant as therising sun or the nightly appearance of the moon. Some first time experiences are wishes finally made true and some simply come to pass in obscurity and without fanfare. Why do we usually place such an emphasis upon first times? Well the answer is surprisingly simple. First times such as our first beer or first time getting laid are so memorable because up until then we had only a glimpse of reality, only a facsimile of what we thought the truth to be. After our first time, although things may evolve, we have a greater understanding of reality that we cannot retreat from and so begins the compilation of a record within us amounting to wisdom as a reward or a cross to bear. In essence there is no turning back and we cannot undo what has been done. There is only one first time for anything. What we thought once to be impossible often inevitably becomes a reality. Ever try googling something that shouldn’t be possible, only to find it has been done? It’s not at all surprising that first time experiences in porn are hailed and revered more than in other forms of media. In fact a first musical recording is often overlooked, a first film is usually unremarkable. But a first in porn is marketed, celebrated and usually extremely profitable. There can be only one first onscreen appearance, only one first time anal performance. There can also be only one 1ST TIME CREAMPIES, a film artfully directed by Chris Streams. The cast of 1ST TIME CREAMPIES is a commanding list of heavy hitters in our business. Gals such as Annette Schwarz, Audrey Bitoni, Chelsie Rae, Kelly Wells, Loona Lux, Priva, and Rachel Roxxx are some of the most notorious names in adult cinema. Annette and Kelly are reason alone to check out this title. While not all of the cast is truly receiving their first dose, several starlets in the film can make this claim. Heck Loona Loxx appears in only one other film before 1ST TIME CREAMPIES and she is truly a creampie virgin. What matters most is that the performances in 1ST TIME CREAMPIES are mesmerizing, combustible and the girls are mouthwatering to look at. Take our word for it, 1ST TIME CREAMPIES is a rare treasure not to be missed. 1ST TIME CREAMPIES’ network premiere: SATURDAY FEB. 21 at 10PM E/P

Peanut butter and Jelly, ham and Eggs, Bonnie and Clyde, Ali and Frasier, Smith and Wesson, all these pairings are a match made in heaven. We know a good thing when we see one. Some things just go together. Without their other half they just aren’t the same. Thus explaining the eternal effort to find the perfect combination of onscreen themes in adult film making. Some of these combinations are so implanted in our minds that we no longer see anything novel about their mixture. Intermixed concepts like MILF teachers, black bootys, and submissive teens, although still very appealing are no longer anything groundbreaking. While it may be true that we all like to see a new take on things, it remains equally true that any new concept does not guarantee a result as potent as the familiar combos mentioned above. Are milk and muffins any more alluring than milk and cookies? Probably not. So it goes that Latinas and great looking asses should be lumped together. While there may be nothing that seems innovative about this mixture, what you will find is something spicy, and visually delicious. HOT AND SPICY LATIN ASS #5 is a collection of the finest Latina badonkadonks around. Some of these names might ring your dinner bell: Luscious Lopez, Havana Ginger, Daisy Marie, Alicia, and Sativa Rose. Pay extra special attention to Luscious Lopez who is setting the industry on fire over the course of the last couple years. So if you like your women exotic and fiery, and you have a hankering for a plump perfectly proportioned booty then this is the gourmet feast you have been waiting for. HOT AND SPICY LATIN ASS 5 is the second half of our double feature network premiere Friday February 20 at 10PM E/P

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December Unwrapped Every Thursday & Sunday All Month Long!

Posted: Dec 01, 2008 - 11:50am by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Editorial Top Picks

Ho Ho Ho Holy crap do we have some gifts for you this December! PLAYBOY TV is in the holiday spirit no doubt. We don’t have Tiny Tim and there aren’t any Red Ryder BB guns (Because you’ll put your eye out!!) Instead we have a selection of films we are calling DECEMBER UNWRAPPED every Thursday & Sunday this month! Call it our ghost of Christmas future as we bring to you the most eye popping, brand spanking new girls we could find. FRESH YOUNG ASSES 3 is overflowing with impressive sexy newbies including, Chrissy Moon, Angel Couture, Mackenzee Pierce, and Alana Leigh to name only a few. This is one of those rare films in which every scene shines, a rare feat considering many or most new starlets lack the chops to turn in such mouth watering efforts. Yet another goodie we crammed into your holiday stocking is ALL VIRGIN TEENS. Check out true onscreen virgin Paige Love as legendary performer and director Vince Vouyer shows her the ropes. Like the rest of the rookie roster in ALL VIRGIN TEENS, one gander and you will simply shake your head and wonder how these stunning babes were found and how on earth they got so talented so quickly. FRESH YOUNG ASSES & ALL VIRGIN TEENS just one of the DECEMBER UNWRAPPED Double-Features Thursday December 25, 10PM E/P and don’t miss all our other freshly unwrapped sizzlers every Thursday & Sunday all month long!!!

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Like a Virgin

Posted: Jan 30, 2008 - 6:43am by
Filed Under: Entertainment News

American Idol hopeful Bruce Dickson, 19, revealed that he is a virgin in more ways than one. Taking celibacy to another level, Dickson claims that he won’t lock lips with anyone until at he says, “I do” at the alter! While Dickson claims that he is a real man, the Idol judges seem to have another opinion.

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