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Big Bang, Betties & More In PLAYBOY TV’s April Movie Premieres!

Posted: Mar 29, 2011 - 11:58am by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Editorial Top Picks

Can you tell that April is Playboy’s favorite month? With tight spring outfits and holidays dedicated to bunnies, how could it not be? In the next couple of weeks, we’re dishing out an Easter basket full of sweet starlets, naughty Kisses, and Peeps that will make you want to spend your Saturday nights IN! Get your notepad out, because here’s what we’ve got in our sexy goodie bag…

First up, it’s the war torn TAKE OFF, NOT M*A*S*H*: A PARODY! And when we say “torn,” we’re talking about the ripped up fatigues showing off the Krissy Lynn’s DDs! From the same team that gave us NOT THE BRADYS comes hot chicks with guns, sex in tents, and Corporal Klinger getting his “privates” inspected. Trust us, this 4077 unit is much more interesting in making love than making war. There’s Horny Lips Houlihan wearing nothing but her dog tags, Hawkeye’s horizontal mambo…even Radar’s zeroed in on a nice piece of Korean tail! How good is this TAKE OFF? Both AVN and XPLAY named it Best Sex Parody of the year! But don’t take their word for it, check out the NOT M*A*S*H*: A PARODY premiere for yourself, Saturday April 9 at 11pm E/P. We guarantee it will get your pants to stand at attention.

Like your movies with a hardcore edge? Then you won’t want to miss the premiere of THE BAD LUCK BETTIES. We’re going super retro for this wild romp. Straight from the new VIVID ALT offshoot, we’ve got Pinky Lee, Mika Tan, and Bianca Dagger hooking up with the hottest street broads you’ve ever seen. Leather jackets, chains, old school motorcycles…Think of this like that classic Marlon Brando movie, except with naked chicks and lesbians. You’re up on the whole “Bettie” trend, right? Just like those pinup queens from back in the day, these modern-day hotties are dolling themselves up with lipstick and slipping on the leopard skin panties. Wanna see what we get them to do after the sock hop winds down? Greaser punk sex, taboo tattoo parlors, and Marie Luv ready to “Sit On It!” Oh yea, you’ll definitely yearn for the “good old days” after watching THE BAD LUCK BETTIES premiere, Thursday April 14 at 10pm E/P!

Don’t you love movies with one-word titles that explain it all? STRIPPER falls right into that category. Filmed in what Vivid likes to call, Skin-O-Rama, it’s got Monique Alexander, Stephanie Swift and all the sleazy fun of a Vegas bachelor party. Shot at a real LA strip club, this one’s got pole dancing, lap dances, and stuff you’d WISH those girls would do in the back room. Best of all, you don’t even need to have any dollar bills in your pocket to enjoy it! Sure there’s a plot in there somewhere about jealous girlfriends and innocent amateurs hitting “the pole” for the first time, but that’s not what makes STRIPPER so great. We love it because every girl featured is a seasoned pro and works that stage better than “exotic dancer” we’ve ever seen! Check it out for yourself when STRIPPER premieres, Thursday April 21 at 10pm E/P!

And seeing how another big part of April is the whole “Fool” factor, we figure we’d showcase some nerds getting VERY lucky in BIG BANG THEORY: A PARODY. Based on that way-too-hard-believe sitcom about dorks who buddy up with their hot neighbor, this one’s got an even hotter female lead…and she’s brought some friends too! Ashlyn Brooke’s de-virginizing four hapless losers, but not before getting it on with her lady BFFs! Kristina Rose, Charley Chase and more are making geek fantasies come true with Skype sex, ménage a trios, and Star Wars role playing. Trust us, BIG BANG THEORY: A PARODY will definitely beam “up” that ensign in your pants. Don’t miss the big premiere, Saturday April 23 at 11pm E/P!

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MONEY Never Stops Talking On Playboy TV. Ready for an all-new Season 2?!

Posted: Jan 20, 2010 - 9:34am by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Editorial Top Picks

What a difference a year makes. Just 13 short months ago, the Reality Kings internet phenom, MONEY TALKS, made its big debut on Playboy TV. Ordinary guys and girls were willing to do naked keg stands, threesomes in a tanning bed, and fire rockets out of their backends for just a few quick Benjamins. You’d think by 2010, our good citizens would have learned to invest their earnings, stuff a few bills inside that piggy bank, and have enough pride to turn down a sexy girl in the street with a big wad of cash. Yea, RIGHT! This year we’ve found volunteers who are more willing than EVER to get crazy for a thick stack of bills (of course it doesn’t hurt that we’ve now got hot new hostess barking out the orders). Oh yea, desperate times call for outrageous hardcore action in the streets. The craziest thing of all? These recruits are so eager to show their sexy side, we think they’d probably do it for free! Hard times or not, when you’ve got an inner exhibitionist waiting to pop out, all you need is a little push. And boy do we have some “interesting” offers on the table this season. First off, we handed the reins to one of the internet’s hottest up-and-comers, Hailey Havoc. Brunette, tatted up, and more than willing to partake in the on-camera craziness, this girl has got a way with words. With her party-girl attitude and “hands on” demeanor, she’s got the power to make conservative businessmen run naked in the streets and turn shy little wallflowers into full-blown freaks! Think back to everything you loved about the first season of MONEY TALKS (the stunts, the sex, the stripdowns)…Now multiply it by 100 and you’ll be right on track with what’s going down this February. Hotter girls, hornier demands, and piles of cold hard cash. Does Playboy TV get any better than this? We don’t think so. MONEY TALKS season two premieres Saturday February 13 at 9:30pm!

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Vegas, Strippers, and Backstage Mayhem. Are you ready for KING OF CLUBS: THE PALOMINO?

Posted: Nov 02, 2009 - 12:22pm by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Editorial Top Picks

When you talk about dream gigs, nothing can ever top the opportunity to run your own Vegas strip club. Imagine it, Parties until dawn, tons of cash flowing in every night, and the chance to be surrounded by the hottest dancers in Sin City! Sound like fun? The truth is, it’s not all boobs and beauty and Playboy TV’s new reality series KING OF CLUBS is about to expose what REALLY goes on behind the pole. Meet Adam Gentile, a nightlife vet who’s getting handed the job of a lifetime. His lawyer dad Dominic just won the legendary Palomino Club as compensation from a client and is passing it down to his #1 son. Now this one-time hangout of Frank Sinatra’s rat-pack is getting a hardcore facelift from a brand new crew of strip club “professionals”. Adam’s loudmouth bartender buddy Vinnie may not stir the best drinks in the business, but he can definitely stir a crowd. Promoter Serena’s a take-charge beauty ready to kick up the buzz with wild new “theme” nights (Stripper Olympics anyone?). And of course there’s dear Mom, who just became the resident bookkeeper. Add in 10 hot, high-maintenance strippers and you’ve got the ingredients for one hell of a reality show! From the smoking hot floor shows, to the bouncer brawls, to the backstage stripper drama, our cameras are holding nothing back in this outrageous expose. Will Adam prove to his Dad that he can make a profit and become the King? Will his out-of-control dancers take their drunken catfights too far? Will Adam’s Mom ever get used to counting up loose dollar bills at the end of the night? Find out when Playboy TV and the producers behind Gene Simmons Family Jewels bring you the KING OF CLUBS! Catch the series premiere Friday, September 25, 9:00PM E/P and get a sexy sneak preview, right here.

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Oscar Winner Diablo Cody Says No Way

Posted: Feb 25, 2008 - 11:22am by bigeyes
Filed Under: Entertainment News

Before Juno, recent Oscar winner Diablo Cody took off her clothes for a living. After dabbling in stripping and phone sex, Cody shifted careers from adult entertainment to writing. That doesn’t mean she has completely put behind her naughty past.
At yesterday’s Oscar ceremony, Cody showed off her tattoos as she walked the red carpet in an animal print gown with a provocative slit up the side. Stuart Weitzman offered Cody a pricey pair of shoes to wear for the event. Upon finding out that the shoes were worth million dollars, Cody refused to take part in the expensive publicity stunt. On her official blog, Cody writes, “I'm actually really pissed about this, now that I think about it. They're using me to publicize their stupid shoes and NOBODY ASKED ME. I would never consent to a lame publicity stunt at a time when I already want to hide. I'm sorry if I sound like a party-pooper, but Jeebus.”

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Sexiest Political Endorsements

Posted: Feb 05, 2008 - 11:13am by
Filed Under: Entertainment News

Strippers for Ron Paul! The adult entertainment industry for Hillary! This might be the sexiest presidential campaign to date!
On his MSNBC political opinion show, Tucker Carlson takes time to address these unusual endorsements. In an interview with a former stripper, Carlson asks, “Are there a lot of political dancers?” Watch this to find out.

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