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New Year, New PLAYBOY TV Late Night Premieres!

Posted: Jan 04, 2011 - 10:10am by Playboy TV
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Welcome to 2011! Are you following through on all of your resolutions yet? Here at PLAYBOY TV, we resolved to showcase bigger stars, hotter movies, and Late Night premieres that you’ll want to keep on your TiVo for weeks to come. Just listen to a few of the sexy goodies we’re debuting this month!

Have you had a chance to catch up on the Sunny Leone phenomenon yet? This Canadian-Indian beauty is one of those icons that transcends way beyond the “actress” label. She is a full-blown star! With her curvy figure and exotic looks Sunny’s attracted casting agents from E!, MTV, and Showtime, appearing in dozens of their series and specials. She’s also no stranger to Playboy TV…remember that unforgettable appearance she made in our Naked Ambition documentary? Believe it or not, Sunny’s likeness has even been used in Sony Playstation video games! But that’s not why we’re bringing her up here. The reason we’re talking about Sunny is because she’s turning in an UNFORGETTABLE performance in THE OTHER SIDE OF SUNNY. Sexy, provocative, and a defining moment in her adult career, this Late Night premiere is a must! Catch THE OTHER SIDE OF SUNNY Thursday January 13 at 10pm E/P!

Special effects and Late Night movies don’t usually go hand-in-hand, but here they’re actually working out rather well. January’s THE SEX FILES: A PARODY premiere is actually one of the highest budgeted TAKE OFFS we’ve ever seen. Featuring an all-star cast that includes Aurora Snow (who we all remember from PRIVATE CALLS), Audrey Bitoni, and Ashlynn Brooke, it’s giving the sex world an inspired, paranormal twist! Adult “it” girl Kimberly Kane is a dead ringer for that redheaded Agent Scully we know and love. Don’t lie, you always wanted to see her out of that pantsuit, right? Well, now’s your chance, along with several other gorgeous starlets. Yes there are the traditional alien and occult plot elements you love from the original show, but this time they’re revolving around a mystery between the sheets. One of last year’s biggest hits, THE SEX FILES already has a sequel in the can. See how sexy the supernatural realm can be with THE SEX FILES: A PARODY premiere, Saturday January 15 at 11pm E/P!

It’s not often that you hear about a Late Night disaster movie, but that’s what you can expect with our SHAKEN BUT NOT STIRRED premiere. Similar to films like Armageddon and Deep Impact, this one is about major earthquakes in Los Angeles that could threaten the very existence of the adult industry! Ok, maybe we’re exaggerating a little bit with that description, but it is a definitely a fun romp through quake country. Star Nikki Jayne is a UK transplant who isn’t quite used to the rattles and rolls that accompany the Southern California lifestyle. Somehow each tremor sets off an urge in her to go and shake up a few of her male costars. Yea, you know where this one’s going, right? And don’t think it’s all about Nikki, there are plenty of other jigglers too. Like little Faye Reagan and sexy Misty Stone! If we could measure erotica on a Richter Scale, SHAKEN BUT NOT STIRRED would be off the charts! See for yourself, when it premieres on PLAYBOY TV, Thursday January 20 at 10pm E/P!

And finally, what better way to wrap up the month than with MEGGAN’S FANTASY TAPES? Those who read our monthly blogs are well aware of Ms. Meggan Mallone. Young, petite, and absolutely stunning, she’s already got dozens of online fan sites. Perhaps that’s why Vivid decided to capitalize on her internet popularity with this movie. You see, MEGGAN’S FANTASY TAPES is all about embracing those YouTube-type indulgences. In this film, Meggan, Kristina Rose, and more break out the good old webcam for some naughty points and clicks! But instead of watching it on a grainy laptop or slow loading computer, you get to see footage in crisp, plasma glory, right on PLAYBOY TV! Sound like your kind of Late Night premiere? We thought so. Catch MEGGAN’S FANTASY TAPES Thursday January 27 at 10pm E/P!

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This December, PLAYBOY TV’S Late Night Premieres Are Going For Naughty Over Nice!

Posted: Nov 30, 2010 - 4:49pm by Playboy TV
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Don’t worry, at PLAYBOY TV we prefer to reward naughty instead of nice. And since we know you’ve all been good, loyal viewers this year, we’ve decided to give you your sexy holiday presents early. Namely, four smoking hot movie premieres perfect for warming up those sheets during the long winter nights!

First up, it’s CHEERS: A PARODY. Oh yea, you knew our TAKE-OFFS would get around to this one sooner or later. The team behind DIRTY ROCK and the SEINFELD parody have assembled a huge cast of (much hotter) lookalikes and stuck them in your favorite watering hole. Remember that whole Sam, Diane, and Rebecca love triangle? Well we’ve worked out a way so ALL THREE can benefit. And yes, we know that Carla wasn’t the most attractive barmaid back on the original show. But when you put that apron on smoking hot Annabelle Lee, things start looking a whole lot better! Add in Norm, drunk hotties, and big “Woody” and you’re in for a sexy party that’s going way beyond last call. Here everybody knows your name and much more! Drop on by Saturday December 4 at 11pm E/P for the premiere of CHEERS: A PARODY!

Sure at first glance CSI doesn’t seem like the sexiest show to parody. But imagine if instead of over-the-hill investigators and boring lab techs, we cast it with smoking hot Euro babes! We’ve got to give credit to Daring Media, they really know to crank out a TAKE OFF! CSI: A PARODY’s got all of the elements you love about the show (mystery, crime, yellow tape) AND all of the elements you love about Playboy TV (boobs, hot chicks, more boobs)! There’s Jennifer Love naked under her lab coat, MILFy suspects getting interrogating the naughty way, and an S & M subplot that’s way too steamy to mention here. Trust us, this movie will keep you guessing (and salivating) until the very end. Whodunit? More like whodunHer, and her, and her…you get the picture. Check out CSI: A PARODY, Saturday December 11 at 11pm E/P!

Now just to prove that we’re not entirely about TAKE-OFFS, here’s a little something for all of you Briana Banks fans out there. We have to admit, BRIANA EXTREME is a little bittersweet. You see, this gorgeous blonde (and Vivid contract girl) has given us over 10 years of naughty entertainment. Since her first naked onscreen appearance at the tender age of 20, Briana has appeared in over one hundred films. Now at the ripe old age of 30, she’s looking to retire…but not without one last piece de resistance! BRIANA EXTREME may represent her final foray into naughtiness, but it also embraces all of the things that made Briana so great. She’s fulfilling every fantasy you can think of and pairing up with hot starlets like Aiden Starr. Help us celebrate the beauty, the body, and the Boom Boom Pow sex appeal of Briana Banks in BRIANA EXTREME, Friday December 17 at 10pm E/P!

And, just in time for the big holiday, we’ve got a double dose of sexy fun with TWINZ! Oh yea, just imagine waking up and under that big tree finding sexy Brit sisters Kit and Kat Lee! These girls are absolutely identical, but there is ONE way to tell them apart. You see Kat likes getting extra cozy with her girlfriends, while Kit prefers a gentlemanly touch. The best part about TWINZ! is that we’re getting each sister to do both! This soon-to-be-European classic is putting our starlets through tons of naughty challenges and they’re loving every minute of it. Forget the caroling and egg nog parties, if you REALLY want to have some cozy fun on Christmas Eve, watch us unwrap the goodies the Lee sisters are baring. TWINZ! premieres Friday December 24 at 11pm E/P!

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Give Thanks This November For More Parodies On PLAYBOY TV TAKE-OFFS!

Posted: Nov 01, 2010 - 11:25am by Playboy TV
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Still waiting for your favorite show or pop culture icon to get skewered on PLAYBOY TV TAKE-OFFS? Not to worry, we’ve got a fresh batch of movies guaranteed to appeal to every level of TV fan. ‘90s classics like Married With Children, the original Not The Bradys, good ol’ Dukes Of Hazzard parodies and more! Get your calendars out, because the November TAKE-OFFS have arrived!

Close your eyes and picture that theme song in your head…Love & Marriage, Love & Marriage, you know how it goes! The classic opening line to one of the greatest sitcoms of all time, Married With Children. Now we all know that the original show was pretty risqué all by itself. The skimpy outfits worn by Christina Applegate, the hotties at the shoe store, even Peg looked pretty good in that nightgown. So imagine what’ll happen when our TAKE-OFF team gets a hold of it? NOT MARRIED WITH CHILDREN has got great lookalike actors, sets that mirror the original Bundy house, and (most importantly) some of the naughtiest scenes we’ve ever watched! How hot is this movie? Well, they’re already making a sequel to it at this very moment! See for yourself when NOT MARRIED WITH CHILDREN premieres, Saturday November 6 at 11pm E/P!

Twinkle, twinkle. It’s hard to put in words, but we all know the sound of that twitch Samantha makes with her nose when she’s conjuring up a spell on Bewitched. Now imagine if instead of summoning a black cat, this MILFy housewife made naked girls appear! NOT BEWITCHED is giving a naughty twist to all those classic characters you remember. Jenna Haze as our sexy broom rider, Nina Hartley as the horny mother-in-law with the bright red hair, even Teagan’s making an appearance as Tabitha (who’s grown up into quite a hot coed). Plus, with two Darrens to pleasure you KNOW it’s going to be a good time. Catch NOT BEWITCHED, Saturday November 13 at 11pm E/P!

Switching gears (literally), we’re revving up right into the era of fast cars, tight shorts, and horny good ol’ boys. NOT REALLY THE DUKES OF HAZZARD is taking everything you loved about the classic ‘80s series and adding our trademark naughty twist. If you recall, Daisy was the only girl in the original show. Here we’ve paired her up with a few of the farmer’s daughters, namely Monique Alexander and Alexis Texas! And how about that famous car, the General Lee? In this movie, we’ve given the back seat plenty of EXTRA space for good old fashioned fooling around. Plus mechanical bulls, cowboy boot knockin’, and Boss Hogg bossin’ around DD country bumpkins! Y’all better catch the big premiere of NOT REALLY THE DUKES OF HAZZARD, Saturday November 20 at 11pm E/P!

Now as we know, Thanksgiving weekend is all about family. Sons and daughters gathered around the dinner table, holding hands and….Well, wait until you see what the sons and daughters in NOT THE BRADYS are doing! Remember they’re all “step”-siblings, right? Oh yea, this is the TAKE-OFF that started it all. Still one of the most popular naughty parodies of all time, NOT THE BRADYS sold tons of DVDs not just for its sexy scenes (and trust us, there’s A LOT of them), but of its hilarious story and dead ringer cast. Teagan is ten times hotter than any Marcia we remember and Alana Evans as MILFy Carol Brady? She can “tuck us in” any night. Believe it or not, this movie launched three sequels (including Not The Bradys Meet The Partridge Family) and it’s very obvious why. Tons of nakedness, outrageous comedy, and Ron Jeremy! How can you go wrong? Catch NOT THE BRADYS, Saturday November 27 at 11pm E/P!

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Lots Of Treats This October On PLAYBOY TV TAKE-OFFS!

Posted: Sep 30, 2010 - 2:38pm by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Take Offs

It’s October, which means all-new PLAYBOY TV TAKE-OFFS! This month we’ve got an added bonus, a fifth TAKE-OFF movie guaranteed to ‘perk up’ your spirits. Get ready for ‘60’s bombshells, ‘70’s swingers, rockstar reality romps, and one of Emmy’s favorite comedy shows, all skewered and given the full-blown naughty treatment!

Where do we begin? Oh yea, how about with IT’S NOT GOOD TIMES! You’ve all seen this urban sitcom at one point, whether it was in ‘70’s primetime, rerun land, or classic YouTube clips on the web. But what you haven’t seen is JJ stripping down every hottie in the building for Dyno-Mite sex! This movie’s got little sistas getting busy in the bedroom, a naked MILFy mom (don’t worry, she’s a LOT hotter than Mrs. Evans), even a maintenance man getting his handle jerked in the broom closet! It may not be GOOD TIMES the show, but it’ll definitely spark some GOOD TIMES between the sheets. Catch the premiere of IT’S NOT GOOD TIMES, Saturday October 2 at 11pm E/P!

Is it weird to fantasize about a woman who’s probably in her 70’s now? Don’t worry, we all do it. Even though I Dream Of Jeannie star Barbara Eden is currently way past her prime, she was definitely a hot piece back in the day. And if you watch old clips of her in that genie outfit…well now you know what got your parents excited in the 1960’s. And TAKE-OFFS is channeling that sexiness all over again with DIRTY DREAM OF GENIE. Hot blonde Jessica Lynn is popping out of the bottle and ready to do every nasty wish her Master desires. We bet you’ve got a few ideas already. Watch us rub more than the lamp when DIRTY DREAM OF GENIE premieres, Saturday October 9 at 11pm E/P!

And just to keep things current, we’re basing our next premiere on one of the hottest shows in primetime. Yup, 30 ROCK: A PARODY is giving Liz, Jenna, and the Tracy Jordan Show gang the full-on naughty treatment! Like the series, we’re keeping things very busy. Except instead of rapid-fire jokes, we’re shooting out clips of nonstop sex! Lisa Ann’s taking down dudes with her glasses on, Ashlynn Brooke’s naked on the set, and Ken the page just stripped two hotties for audience ‘participation’. We got your attention yet? Watch us turn 30 ROCK into Dirty Rock, Saturday October 16 at 11pm E/P!

Halloween is creeping up and if you’re short on costume ideas, we recommend catching NOT THREE’S COMPANY. Penny Flame and Brynn Tyler have the ‘70s swinger look down perfect! Just like your favorite groovy roommates from the sitcom, these babes are living the single life with a man in their apartment. Except instead of keeping it clean and innocent, they’re bunking with Jack every night! Not to mention each other, the local bartender, Mr. Furley and more! And don’t count Jack out, he’s tapping MILFy landlady Nina Hartley too! Oh yea, knock on the door of NOT THREE’S COMPANY and you’ll find all kinds of hardcore shenanigans. Don’t miss the big premiere, Saturday, October 23 at 11pm E/P!

And finally, our fifth TAKE-OFF of the month, CROCK OF LOVE! Yea, we admit the VH1 reality show was already pretty sexy to begin with, but it never actually went the distance. Who cares about receiving a rose. This is a rockstar we’re talking about, right? If you want to know whether you’ve found the perfect groupie, you better take her upstairs and “test the merchandise.” And that’s EXACTLY what Brute Michaels is doing in this flick. And better yet, these babes are testing out each other! Young cuties, sweet Misty Stone, we’ve even thrown a barely-MILF in for good measure. Wrap up October the right way, by watching the premiere of CROCK OF LOVE, Saturday October 30 at 11pm E/P!

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Playboy TV Take-Offs: Sitcoms Gone Naughty!

Posted: Aug 31, 2010 - 1:24pm by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Take Offs

Who knew PLAYBOY TV’s TAKE-OFFS would be such a massive hit? We’re only four movies in and already we’ve gotten tons of feedback on the shows you’d most like to see go naked. While we’re still working on Sex And The City and Charlie’s Angels, we’ve got a fresh batch of sexy flicks just waiting to explode this September!

First up, it’s Ashlynn Brooke bossing around a bunch of sexy corporate chicks in THE OFFICE: A PARODY. Sure we could’ve gotten a Steve Carell lookalike, but wouldn’t you rather have a hot busty blonde running the 9 to 5 “grind”? Don’t worry, we’ve still got goofy Dwight getting busy behind the watercooler. But instead of the pencil pushers and boring accounting babes you know from the series, we’re stuffing Dinder Muffin full of barely legal interns, pantsuit secretaries, and MILFy VPs! Just listen to this cast…Stephanie Swift, Jenna Haze, Alexis Texas, and tons more are about to give “hump day” an entirely new meaning. See for yourself when we celebrate Labor Day weekend with the premiere of THE OFFICE: A PARODY, Saturday September 4 at 11pm E/P!

Those of you who follow our blogs know we use the term “blockbuster” very sparingly. All of our movies have strong followings, but a full-blown phenomenon is a lot harder to come by (NOT THE BRADYS, THE 8TH DAY, and so on). Well this month, we’ve got another game changer in our mists. NOT THE COSBYS not only attracted millions of adult viewers, it got the attention of the mainstream too! Perhaps it was Thomas Ward’s dead-on impression of the “Coz” (right down to the multicolored sweaters), or maybe it’s because of the popularity of the ‘80s sitcom…we tend to think it took off due to those outrageously hot sex scenes. Rudy’s famous “slumber party”, MILFy Claire gone wild, Misty Stone’s striptease, this movie is boner-fied classic! They’re even cooking up a sequel as we speak. Mark your calendars and grab those pudding pops because the NOT THE COSBYS premiere is a true Playboy TV “event”! Catch it Saturday September 11 at 11pm E/P!

Next up, we’re checking in to Naked Heart Hospital for SCRUBS: A PARODY. Who says our TAKE-OFFS only go for the mainstream? Throughout its nine season run, Scrubs became a cult-classic known for its quick wit, slapstick comedy, and incredibly hot cast of characters. Yea ER had the ratings, but Scrubs had that hot blonde med student and the Latina RN. That’s why it’s perfect material for a PLAYBOY TAKE-OFF. Only we’re increasing the dosage with more sexy interns, wet nurses, and an examining table with room enough for three! Don’t worry, all of your favorite characters are accounted for (including that janitor with the extra large “broomstick”) and with the same production team from FRIENDS: A PARODY, you can bet this sexy cast will be put to WORK! Catch Joanna Angel, Missy Stone and more in SCRUBS: A PARODY, Saturday September 18 at 11pm E/P!

And what better way to wrap up September than with the hotties of THE JEFFERSONS: A PARODY? Most of the time we search for lookalikes when we cast a TAKE-OFF, but for this one…we decided to upgrade! Weezy and Florence the maid were great comedic actors, but would you REALLY want to see them getting it on? Or would rather watch Jada Fire in that housekeeper uniform getting busy in the highrise apartment? And this time, George’s MILFy wife is sporting DDs under that floral print dress! Plus we’ve got hardcore interracial love with the Willis couple and Mr. J just found a few hot strippers to bring home! That bulge in your pants will definitely be movin’ on up when you watch the premiere of THE JEFFERSONS: A PARODY, Saturday September 25 at 11pm E/P!

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Playboy TV Take-Offs: YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS ARE GETTING THE NAUGHTY TREATMENT!

Posted: Jul 31, 2010 - 1:51pm by Playboy TV
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Ever fantasized about your favorite sitcom characters getting down and dirty? Don’t lie! We’ve all wondered what those “Friends” were doing behind closed doors or what REALLY went down on Eric and Donna’s 70’s couch when the parents weren’t around. Well wonder no more…PLAYBOY TV’S naughty new TAKE-OFFS movies have arrived!

What better way to break in PLAYBOY TV TAKE-OFFS than the fist-pumping guidos of Jersey Shore? This August’s JERSEY SHORE: A PARODY is turning that summer beach house into a wild “love” den! Featuring the gorgeous Taryn Thomas as “Snooki” and a naked Veronica Rayne as “Wow J”, they’ve recaptured every detail perfectly. From the huge red, white, and green flags, to the orange spray tans, to the gold chains jiggling in the bedroom! These sweet little Guidettes love their Italian “men” and we’re giving them plenty of to play with. And as for the fellas? Just like in the show, we’ve got hair-sprayed muscleheads bringing all kinds of sexy tail back to the pad. Team sports, living room hookups, and some “Situation” specials you’ll NEVER see on MTV! So make sure to catch the premiere of JERSEY SHORE: A PARODY yo! Saturday August 7 at 11pm E/P!

Next up it’s those six incestuous New York singles getting naughty by the fountain in FRIENDS: A PARODY. We all loved this classic ‘90s sitcom, right? Three hot girls and three crazy dudes, always trying to keep things “platonic”. C’mon if you were buddies with Jennifer Aniston, would you not want to try and tap that EVERYDAY?! Of course throughout the show’s 10-year run everybody finally hooked up with everybody. Except instead of passionate lovin’, we had to deal with “feelings”, “romance”, and all the mushy stuff. Not here! This is TAKE-OFFS, remember? We’re going right for the good stuff! Naked hookups at the Central Perk, threesomes in the loft, and Vanessa Naughty living up to her name as sexy Moanica! They’ve even dirtied up that classic theme song! C’mon, you know you’re dying to see FRIENDS: A PARODY. Catch the big premiere, Saturday August 14 at 11pm E/P!

Now just to prove that TAKE-OFFS has range and isn’t all about TV shows, we’ve got an outrageously naughty pop culture treat. Centered on one of the craziest scandals to ever hit sports, we’re teeing up TIGER’S GOT WOOD! Oh yea, don’t think that America’s horniest golfer was safe from Playboy TV. When you think about it, isn’t this story just perfect for a naughty movie? The gorgeous MILFy wife, the countless groupies and mistresses, and the big black jock behind it all. Oh yea, we’re reimagining this one like you wouldn’t believe! And for everyone who thinks golf’s boring, check this out… don’t miss the premiere of TIGER’S GOT WOOD, Saturday August 21 at 11pm E/P!

And finally, what better way to wrap up your August than with a set of groovy teens celebrating the decade of free love. Have a Nice Day? You bet we will when THAT 70’S SHOW: A PARODY premieres! This one’s capturing every aspect of the sitcom perfectly! From the lookalike stars (SEX LIVES’ Brooke Banner makes one helluva Donna!), to the “shag” carpets, to that hot older sister we always wanted to see naked! Well guess what, in this movie we do! There’s MILFy moms, sex in KISS makeup, Fez tasting fuzz and tons more. So throw on a classic album, rock out, and get down with THAT 70’S SHOW: A PARODY premiere, Saturday August 28 at 11pm E/P!

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