This just in! ANCHORMAN: A PARODY is making its big Playboy TV debut on March 3. And don’t worry, it promises to keep all of those Will Ferrell one-liners intact. In fact, it’s taking the LOL factor even further with pornstar boob jokes, interns under the news desk, and full-frontal field reporting! Oh yea, the guys behind this TAKE OFF have done their homework and replicated every character you love from the original film (including cowboy sports guy Chance Kind). There’s also an all-star cast of leading ladies, including India Summer, Dana DeArmond, and newbie Tasha Reign as “the weather girl.” And you can bet that they’ll all be delivering breaking nudes, along with cheeseball moments that would definitely make Ron Burgundy proud. We’re even airing it at the same time as your local newscast (only without the stuffy suits and long skirts).

In between jaw dropping stunts on BADASS, jaw dropping nakedness on PLATMATES!, and jaw dropping reality on SWING, you may find yourself in need of a comedic pick-me-up (or at least your pants might). Not to worry Playboy TV fans, we’ve got the perfect balance of hilarity and hornitude with our LOL clip show, THE STASH. Think of it like the R-Rated movie you always wanted to sneak in to as a kid. There’s boob flashes, dirty jokes, and a super hot leading lady who loves pushing the envelope. Except in THE STASH’s case, “R” is considered tame (heck, NC-17 is family-friendly ‘round these parts). We’ve put together a laugh fest for mature eyes only! Every week, THE STASH is skewering the movies we love to get naked to. Classic peepshow flicks from the 70’s, modern day fetish fests, and tons more. Because let’s be honest, underneath the hot n’ heavy sex scenes, you know these movies are laugh fests waiting to happen.

Let’s think about this for a second. Would you prefer spending your mornings watching Matt Lauer and Ann Curry or bare-chested Playmates throwing water balloons at each other? Yea, us too and that’s why we’re proud to broadcast THE PLAYBOY MORNING SHOW every weekday on Playboy TV! These aren’t reruns or mashed together moments from two years ago. What you’ll be seeing is live Kevin Klein and Andrea Lowell dishing on all of the day’s naughty events. And keep in mind, this is SIRIUS radio we’re talking about, so there’s no censors, no bleeps over the curse words, and (most importantly) no holding back on in-studio nakedness. Take this week for example, we already got things off to a VERY lively start with Cyber Girl Jillian Sheen demonstrating her love of sex toys. Plus celebrity guests from Comedy Central, topless NFL fans, and games of “Tittie Pass”…and that’s just the first episode! Just imagine what happens when we get to “hump day.”