Are you ready to boldly go underneath the skirts of a few lady Star Fleet officers? This week, Playboy TV’s “engaging” its most ambitious TAKE OFF yet! Oh yes, we’re talking about STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION – A PARODY. Sporting a budget that would put most independent movies to shame, this flick’s got interplanetary explorations, exotic alien babes and a cast that looks nearly identical to the classic Enterprise crew. And just like every TAKE OFF, it’s got tons of steamy scenes to “beam up” that photon blaster in your pants! There’s Data the android letting a MILF play with his mechanical member. And how about seeing Worf the Klingon clinging on to a pair of supple DD’s?! Throw in a horndog Captain Pecker-ard, Kimberly Kane as Dr. Crusher and naked female clones and you’ve got yourself one helluva intergalactic party on your hands. Make sure to check out the big budget trailer for a sneak peek of what’s to come.

Good day sunshine! Those cold winter months are long behind us and Playboy TV is ready to celebrate. That’s right, it’s time for a new naked season of SUMMER LOVIN’! You know how this sexy series works, right? We assemble uncensored footage of real bikini girls and broadcast it for the world to see! This year, we’ve found a whole new batch of hotties ready to ride the “Big One.” There’s curvy Spring Breakers getting frisky in the Jacuzzi, surfer babes popping their tops below the pier and who could forget those topless MILFy housewives? And just like last season, we’ve assembled a horny camera crew eager to capture all of the hardcore action! Sometimes it’s a voyeuristic neighbor filming afternoon skinny dips. Other times it’s the horny boyfriend firing up the sex cam. Either way, it’s win/win for us! Heck, we’ve even got footage of bi-curious cuties slipping their fingers below the tan line. All we’re saying is, it’s SUMMER blockbuster time on Playboy TV.

We can use four letters to describe this latest season of MONEY TALKS – OMFG! That’s right, we’re just a few episodes in and already we’ve broken out the “Rack Vac,” lesbian planking, and naked chicks in owl makeup. But don’t worry, we haven’t even reached the tip of our pulsating iceberg. Hot azz Havoc is breaking out tons of filthy ideas and bringing enough Benjamins to seduce even the most ardent prudes. Part of the fun of MONEY TALKS is seeing a straight-edged “goodie two shoes” girl give in to our urges for the right amount of cash. In a good economy, these prissy babes would never sit on a sex toy in public…But when times are tough, off come the panties! We’ve also got tons more bi-curious moments, “pink tacos,” and nut crunching stunts that’ll make you want to wear a jock strap every time you leave the house! But don’t just think of this show as purely sex for cash. We’re actually making charitable donations to needy college girls and lesbians (and getting plenty of jollies along the way).