Most DVDs feature bonus materials. The most common “bonus” is a “Cum Shot Review” or “Pop Shot Review”.  Today, I found the European company Daring uses the term “Orgasm Highlights”  – much more classy, if you ask me.

Watched a movie called “Asses to Asses, Lust to Lust” today. Was hoping to find something to pitch, just so that I could recite the title in tomorrow’s meeting, but it’s nothing more than a weak compilation.

GOOD MORNING!

Would you like Granny Porn with your coffee? No? Tough cookies, it’s your job. Now watch this while you enjoy your first cup of the day.

I thought this image was appropriate for the meeting’s cover sheet:

I came across this…sorry, poor choice of words…I saw this sex toy at a trade show recently.  Seems like a case of gilding the lily to me – is there any real need for the hand to be included? It’s not serving any structural purpose, and you can’t fuck it, so why put it there? Wouldn’t it just get in the way?

I need to broaden my horizons.

The meeting went well. I decided NOT to pitch the most obscene sex toy I have ever seen.  Can’t even describe it here, it’s a nauseating idea. But the talking vibrator was a hit. As well as the repurposed ThighMaster exercise device. Repurposed….for pleasure!

I consider myself a pretty freethinking, open-minded chap. I can understand, even if I do not embrace, many different sexual fetishes. Rubber & Leather – I’m not a fan, but I understand the appeal.  Sado-Maso? No thank you very much, but knock yourself (or your partner) out. But I must draw the line at pregnant porn.

It’s perhaps the saddest of all fetishes.  I feel bad for judging this obsession so harshly, I’m sure some may scoff at what gets me excited. But c’mon, there’s something so unholy and distasteful about pregger porn.

What fetish do you just not understand?

That’s a couple hundred porn DVDs. I brought my own Advil. If this season is anything like last season, I’ll be popping those blue gel capsules like Jelly Belly’s in no time at all.