All you skin biz studios and starlets, consider yourself warned! THE STASH is opening up its man cave doors once again and putting all of those corny porn movies on notice. Since the big premiere back in March, Rachel Perry and company have taken the R-Rated comedy world by storm. Sites across the web have praised her brash style, razor-sharp jokes, and “potty mouthed” delivery. And judging from the online responses we’ve gotten, it’s clear you guys feel the same way. So, you guessed it, THE STASH is comin’ back for more! Starting this month, we’ve got a brand new season of episodes that are stuffed tight with the twisted clips you know and love (porn clowns and all!). Since our summer hiatus, there have been plenty of developments in the adult world that are in need of STASH-erizing. And our crack research team has assembled A TON of material guaranteed harden up your funny bone. This season we’ve got giant chickens in the bedroom, “Invisible Horndogs,” LEGO-inspired sex toys, and all of those zany commercial spoofs you know and love.

God bless America and God bless the studios that produced this month’s TAKE-OFF premieres! To help commemorate the 4th, we’ve got 4 smoking hot movies guaranteed to set off explosions in all the right places! Sexy starlets, super heroes, naughty fairy tales…the list goes on. Grab your calendar and take notes, because you’re going to LOVE what’s cooking this July on Playboy TV! First up, it’s Ashlynn Brooke back in action for one of the hottest TAKE-OFF sequels we’ve ever seen! Capitalizing on the huge success of last summer’s premiere THE OFFICE: A PARODY, New Sensations has decided to bring back the entire cast for THE OFFICE 2! And boy are we glad they did! What a year it’s been for Dinder Muffin. Since we last visited Ashlynn, Dwight, and the gang, they’ve hired horny interns and a corporate MILF. And something tells us these 9 to 5’ers didn’t get the sexual harassment memo, because within the first five minutes they’re turning the entire floor into a naked playground!

Can you tell that April is Playboy’s favorite month? With tight spring outfits and holidays dedicated to bunnies, how could it not be? In the next couple of weeks, we’re dishing out an Easter basket full of sweet starlets, naughty Kisses, and Peeps that will make you want to spend your Saturday nights IN! Get your notepad out, because here’s what we’ve got in our sexy goodie bag…

First up, it’s the war torn TAKE OFF, NOT M*A*S*H*: A PARODY! And when we say “torn,” we’re talking about the ripped up fatigues showing off the Krissy Lynn’s DDs! From the same team that gave us NOT THE BRADYS comes hot chicks with guns, sex in tents, and Corporal Klinger getting his “privates” inspected. Trust us, this 4077 unit is much more interesting in making love than making war.

Jenna Jameson, Jesse Jane, Ron Jeremy, Sunny Lane…No this isn’t the invitee list for next year’s AVN Awards, it’s actually just PART of the cast of Playboy TV’s wild new documentary, NAKED AMBITION. Originally created by photographer Michael Grecco as a coffee table book, this project soon grew into one of the most revealing and exciting adult world documentaries ever put to film! Imagine spending a week in Vegas at the height of the year’s biggest adult industry convention.

Eat your heart out Jeff Foxworthy. While you’re out there schooling 5th graders on basic math and grammar questions, Playboy TV is getting down to the REAL nitty gritty in ARE YOU SMARTER THAN SLUT? This month’s big April DOUBLE FEATURES premiere is mixing IQs with POVs as we go deep inside the brains and bodies of the skin biz’s sexiest starlets. How many Oh’s in Orgasm? Brooke Banner’s got an answer. How high can Aubrey Addams count? We’d say at least 12 inches.
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