Let’s just say we were feeling a bit groovy this month. Even though the disco era is long behind us, our two big December premieres are all about stirring up some of that Saturday Night Sex Fever. Come along in our classic TV time machine as we TAKE-OFF two classics from a hardcore era gone by. First up, it’s the ragtag bunch of cabbies from TAXI: A HARDCORE PARODY. Recreating the legendary sitcom to a tee, this TAKE-OFF’s got that instrumental intro, Nardo’s big knockers, and Ron Jeremy doing a picture perfect Danny DeVito impression. But beyond that, it’s taking those HBO Taxicab Confessions fantasies to a whole new naughty level. Not only are we getting the gang to hook up in the garage, we’re taking them on the road! Streetwalkers, party girls, and sweet Jenny Hendrix are sticking their thumbs out on the sidewalk and we’re answering the call! Don’t have enough fare for a ride to the strip club? No problem.

God bless America and God bless the studios that produced this month’s TAKE-OFF premieres! To help commemorate the 4th, we’ve got 4 smoking hot movies guaranteed to set off explosions in all the right places! Sexy starlets, super heroes, naughty fairy tales…the list goes on. Grab your calendar and take notes, because you’re going to LOVE what’s cooking this July on Playboy TV! First up, it’s Ashlynn Brooke back in action for one of the hottest TAKE-OFF sequels we’ve ever seen! Capitalizing on the huge success of last summer’s premiere THE OFFICE: A PARODY, New Sensations has decided to bring back the entire cast for THE OFFICE 2! And boy are we glad they did! What a year it’s been for Dinder Muffin. Since we last visited Ashlynn, Dwight, and the gang, they’ve hired horny interns and a corporate MILF. And something tells us these 9 to 5’ers didn’t get the sexual harassment memo, because within the first five minutes they’re turning the entire floor into a naked playground!

It’s October, which means all-new PLAYBOY TV TAKE-OFFS! This month we’ve got an added bonus, a fifth TAKE-OFF movie guaranteed to ‘perk up’ your spirits. Get ready for ‘60’s bombshells, ‘70’s swingers, rockstar reality romps, and one of Emmy’s favorite comedy shows, all skewered and given the full-blown naughty treatment!
Where do we begin? Oh yea, how about with IT’S NOT GOOD TIMES! You’ve all seen this urban sitcom at one point, whether it was in ‘70’s primetime, rerun land, or classic YouTube clips on the web. But what you haven’t seen is JJ stripping down every hottie in the building for Dyno-Mite sex! .

Ever fantasized about your favorite sitcom characters getting down and dirty? Don’t lie! We’ve all wondered what those “Friends” were doing behind closed doors or what REALLY went down on Eric and Donna’s 70’s couch when the parents weren’t around. Well wonder no more…PLAYBOY TV’S naughty new TAKE-OFFS movies have arrived! What better way to break in PLAYBOY TV TAKE-OFFS than the fist-pumping guidos of Jersey Shore? This August’s JERSEY SHORE: A PARODY is turning that summer beach house into a wild “love” den! Featuring the gorgeous Taryn Thomas as “Snooki” and a naked Veronica Rayne as “Wow J”, they’ve recaptured every detail perfectly. From the huge red, white, and green flags, to the orange spray tans, to the gold chains jiggling in the bedroom!