Ah summer camp, that glorious locale where we can forget about the trappings of the modern world and absorb the beauty of nature. Well that’s all fine and dandy, but at CAMP PLAYBOY we prefer to take things a little further. Oh don’t worry, we’re all about nature too (as in gorgeous ladies hiking “au natural”), but we also think it’s important to use your time away from home to bond with your fellow campers. That’s why we’ve assembled a bus load of sexy Playboy models ready to strip by the campfire, skinny dip at the lake, and throw all-night parties in those little log cabins! Oh yea, CAMP PLAYBOY is definitely giving these girls A LOT to write home about. But don’t worry, we’re not leaving them completely to their own devices. This CAMP’s got three Playmate counselors eager to keep all of our sexy “guests” in line.

What happens when Playboy TV goes on vacation? Naked photo shoots in snow-covered mountains, topless sunbathing on Argentine beaches, and a pimped out black bunny bus full of sexy surprises! Welcome to PLAYBOY TRIP: PATAGONIA, the ultimate exotic erotic excursion. For this all-new reality series, we’re taking four gorgeous Playboy models and giving them a taste of life way below the border. Where exactly is “Patagonia” you ask? Considered one of the most majestic regions on earth, it encompasses the southernmost tip of Argentina and stretches all the way to Chile. Patagonia also happens to be the home of the legendary Andes mountains and countless sparkling rivers and lakes. Now try to imagine those lush natural resources as a backdrop for Shanna McLaughlin, Dani Mathers, Lauren Elise, and Jaclyn Swedberg! These ladies are four of Playboy’s best and brightest.

Summer is almost here, which means its blockbuster time at your local Cineplex. And in keeping with the season, we’ve got a few “hard” hitting flicks of our own. Screw those $14 ticket prices and jumbo popcorn buckets, we’ve got our own epic TAKE-OFF premieres that’ll do a much better job of keeping you satisfied (in every sense of the word!). What better way to start off May than with the naughty Bundy clan from NOT MARRIED WITH CHILDREN 2? The original show ran for a record 11 seasons and judging from our first sexy parody, it’s clear that audiences still want more! So that’s exactly what we’re delivering. This time out, Al’s won the lottery and moving his ungrateful wife and kids into the lap of luxury. Or rather, into the lap of smoking hot Faye Reagan! Oh yea, money can bring quite a few “spoils” and this horny family is taking full advantage.

MONDAY: Last episode! Wow, what a fantastic experience. The crew and cast are all exhausted, but everyone is soldiering though to the finale. The newbie couple comes in and gets introduced. Hot couple from CT. They are both body builders, and so had instant chemistry with Garren in particular. We talk for awhile and get to know them, then head inside for an icebreaker which has us stripping off some clothes and putting people in various sexy poses. Lots of flirting, especially with Garren and Megan, you can tell they are nervous but getting comfortable and having a great time. This was fun and it got people touching, intertwined and heated up. Nicoleta helped ignite the newbies once the game was over, and we went downstairs into the playroom.

Kimberly and Michael are the newbie couple. They’re from Boca Raton, very cute and have great energy. Also @CNKISS from Utah and @2SEXYASSETS from Las Vegas joined the cast; the energy has spiked big time now that we finally have a great group of residents who are full swap swingers. Clayton and I really connected with the Kimberly (who also had the hots for Megan and Garren), Nicoleta was very into Michael, we hope the cameras got it all! The weather has been overcast and cool, which makes the outdoor scenes a challenge. It’d also been dampening the vibe in the house. But with the new cast members things have changed and tonight should be a lot of fun! The theme this evening is Casino Night, so the girls got to dress up elegantly for the first time (and most likely the last!) and the guys were styled. We thought we’d nail the theme, with Nicoleta in her gold dress and Scott in full tuxedo, and then Garren comes down wearing only a bow tie; damn, okay, he wins the evening. We played “truth or dare”, filled with sexy interactions which naturally leads to an orgy in the downstairs red room.