After watching the comedy hit Bridesmaids last summer, two words came to our heads: TAKE-OFF! Oh yea, the writers of that chick flick did half of the work for us with its raunchy undertones and R-rated catfights. The only thing they forgot was a naked shower scene and a couple of lesbians. Not to worry, our new premiere BRIDESMAIDS: A PARODY has got you covered in that department. For this naughty outing, our team’s assembled AVN Award darling Sarah Vandella as the MILFY Mrs.-to-be. That alone would’ve sold us, but then they rounded up the all-star bridal party! There’s Kagney Linn Karter as the bisexual BFF, Lexi Swallow as the horny “bad girl,” and sultry Sasha Knox as the bachelorette with the biggest boobs! But of course, that’s only part of the fun. BRIDESMAIDS: A PARODY is still hitting hard with the comedy by recreating all of those over-the-top moments you remember (Yes, that includes the infamous “bridal shop scene”).

How do you beat the cold winter months in North America? Travel down south where it’s summer bikini season! That’s exactly what four of our sexiest Playboy models are planning to do for this February’s PLAYBOY TRIP: BACK IN ARGENTINA! Take a peek at our Uncensored Online Galleries and you’ll see that our ladies had a blast the last time they hit Patagonia. There were naked polo matches, perky boobs in the snow, and even some wild nights out in Buenos Aires! Well this season, we’re upping the ante even more! We’re bringing our international vets Dani Mathers and Lauren Elise back for another adventure and giving them TWO NEW Playmates to frolic with. Oh yea, for this exotic journey we’ve wrangled up Miss January 2010 Jaime Edmonson and Miss December 2010 Ashley Hobbs. We’ll be filming them at secluded waterfalls, taking them on topless motorbike rides, and throwing some wild wine parties (where catty secrets WILL be revealed).

We can use four letters to describe this latest season of MONEY TALKS – OMFG! That’s right, we’re just a few episodes in and already we’ve broken out the “Rack Vac,” lesbian planking, and naked chicks in owl makeup. But don’t worry, we haven’t even reached the tip of our pulsating iceberg. Hot azz Havoc is breaking out tons of filthy ideas and bringing enough Benjamins to seduce even the most ardent prudes. Part of the fun of MONEY TALKS is seeing a straight-edged “goodie two shoes” girl give in to our urges for the right amount of cash. In a good economy, these prissy babes would never sit on a sex toy in public…But when times are tough, off come the panties! We’ve also got tons more bi-curious moments, “pink tacos,” and nut crunching stunts that’ll make you want to wear a jock strap every time you leave the house! But don’t just think of this show as purely sex for cash. We’re actually making charitable donations to needy college girls and lesbians (and getting plenty of jollies along the way).

You’d think with this difficult economy, certain shows would have a hard time succeeding. Not MONEY TALKS. In fact, this Reality Kings gem seems to flourish with every season! You see, the premise of this series revolves around getting everyday people to do all kinds of sex-crazed stunts for cash. We offer them a wad of bills, they run naked through a shopping mall parking lot. Of course, that was back when the employment rate was still high. In these desperate times, our volunteers are willing to go A LOT further than that. And that’s where Season 3 comes in. This year, we’ve created a list of demands that far exceeds anything we’ve pulled off thus far. Clothing is no longer an option, lesbianism is highly encouraged, and we promise, you’ll be laughing you’re a** off harder than you ever have before. Take a look at the nut-crunching stunt one unlucky dude had to endure for this preview clip. And that’s only the beginning. Wait’ll you see what we get the ladies to do for a couple of crisp Benjamins. Plus, your favorite sexy hostesses Havoc and Nadine are taking on the MC duties once again (and participating in some of the hardcore fun).

Let’s just say we were feeling a bit groovy this month. Even though the disco era is long behind us, our two big December premieres are all about stirring up some of that Saturday Night Sex Fever. Come along in our classic TV time machine as we TAKE-OFF two classics from a hardcore era gone by. First up, it’s the ragtag bunch of cabbies from TAXI: A HARDCORE PARODY. Recreating the legendary sitcom to a tee, this TAKE-OFF’s got that instrumental intro, Nardo’s big knockers, and Ron Jeremy doing a picture perfect Danny DeVito impression. But beyond that, it’s taking those HBO Taxicab Confessions fantasies to a whole new naughty level. Not only are we getting the gang to hook up in the garage, we’re taking them on the road! Streetwalkers, party girls, and sweet Jenny Hendrix are sticking their thumbs out on the sidewalk and we’re answering the call! Don’t have enough fare for a ride to the strip club? No problem.