In case you haven’t noticed, we like to do things a little differently here on Playboy TV. While most networks are winding down their schedules and getting into boring summer reruns, we’re kicking off season premieres! And one in particular will definitely get you throwing your pom poms in the air. Oh yea, this May the bunny network is going back to school with brand new episodes of BANG U! The hugely popular campus coed series is back after a way-too-long hiatus. And guess what? It’s taking the naughty factor to a WHOLE new level. Back in 2010, we premiered BANG U rather casually. There were no big Facebook or marketing campaigns, just a soft launch full of college girls hooking up. But then, this campus sex party took on a life of its own! A few months after its debut, BANG U became one of the most popular shows on Playboy TV and the Twitter feedback went off the charts! So naturally, we took our all-access cameras right back to the classroom and filmed more of the naked sorority girl action you love!

Good day sunshine! Those cold winter months are long behind us and Playboy TV is ready to celebrate. That’s right, it’s time for a new naked season of SUMMER LOVIN’! You know how this sexy series works, right? We assemble uncensored footage of real bikini girls and broadcast it for the world to see! This year, we’ve found a whole new batch of hotties ready to ride the “Big One.” There’s curvy Spring Breakers getting frisky in the Jacuzzi, surfer babes popping their tops below the pier and who could forget those topless MILFy housewives? And just like last season, we’ve assembled a horny camera crew eager to capture all of the hardcore action! Sometimes it’s a voyeuristic neighbor filming afternoon skinny dips. Other times it’s the horny boyfriend firing up the sex cam. Either way, it’s win/win for us! Heck, we’ve even got footage of bi-curious cuties slipping their fingers below the tan line. All we’re saying is, it’s SUMMER blockbuster time on Playboy TV.

Word of warning, HALLOWEEN: A PARODY may be one of the darkest TAKE OFFS we’ve ever aired. Not that it’s necessarily a bad thing. This movie is turning down the camp factor and turning up the thrills! You’ll literally be jumping in your seat when you see our masked killer hunt down sexy pornstars like Andy San Dimas and Lexi Belle. Only instead of pulling a knife out of his pocket, he’s got another “instrument” to penetrate them with. It’s funny how quickly screams of fear can turn into moans of pleasure. And that’s exactly what’ll be happening here, as our frightened coeds learn to embrace the Wang of Michael Myers! Fans of the original movie will get some fun recreations too, including a whole new naked twist to that opening scene. You may want to bring someone to cuddle up with when HALLOWEEN: A PARODY kicks off (or at least leave the porch light on). Catch the big premiere, Saturday March 17 at 11pm E/P!

In between jaw dropping stunts on BADASS, jaw dropping nakedness on PLATMATES!, and jaw dropping reality on SWING, you may find yourself in need of a comedic pick-me-up (or at least your pants might). Not to worry Playboy TV fans, we’ve got the perfect balance of hilarity and hornitude with our LOL clip show, THE STASH. Think of it like the R-Rated movie you always wanted to sneak in to as a kid. There’s boob flashes, dirty jokes, and a super hot leading lady who loves pushing the envelope. Except in THE STASH’s case, “R” is considered tame (heck, NC-17 is family-friendly ‘round these parts). We’ve put together a laugh fest for mature eyes only! Every week, THE STASH is skewering the movies we love to get naked to. Classic peepshow flicks from the 70’s, modern day fetish fests, and tons more. Because let’s be honest, underneath the hot n’ heavy sex scenes, you know these movies are laugh fests waiting to happen.

Let’s think about this for a second. Would you prefer spending your mornings watching Matt Lauer and Ann Curry or bare-chested Playmates throwing water balloons at each other? Yea, us too and that’s why we’re proud to broadcast THE PLAYBOY MORNING SHOW every weekday on Playboy TV! These aren’t reruns or mashed together moments from two years ago. What you’ll be seeing is live Kevin Klein and Andrea Lowell dishing on all of the day’s naughty events. And keep in mind, this is SIRIUS radio we’re talking about, so there’s no censors, no bleeps over the curse words, and (most importantly) no holding back on in-studio nakedness. Take this week for example, we already got things off to a VERY lively start with Cyber Girl Jillian Sheen demonstrating her love of sex toys. Plus celebrity guests from Comedy Central, topless NFL fans, and games of “Tittie Pass”…and that’s just the first episode! Just imagine what happens when we get to “hump day.”