Let’s face it, sex flicks can be very funny. Often times they’re not meant to be (as evidenced by Rachel Perry’s weekly skewerings on THE STASH), but there are a few that make a point not to take themselves too seriously. This month’s TAKE-OFF premieres fall right into that category. Oh don’t get us wrong, they DEFINITELY deliver in the heat department…but they may just tickle your funny bone along the way. Kicking things off, it’s SEINFELD 2: A PARODY. Now you already know what to expect with this one. The last SEINFELD TAKE-OFF did gangbusters on Playboy TV. The viewer feedback we got on Gerry, Elaina, Gorge, and (especially) “Krammer” was overwhelming and prompted us to crank out another sequel quick! And with over 100 episodes of the original series to work with, you can bet we got material you can yada yada yada about. This time out, we’re spoofing that classic “Bet” episode where everybody has to hold out from pleasuring themselves. In our version, the gang makes a wager to see who can hold out the longest from sex.

C’est la vie summer, you were fun while you lasted! September is here and on Playboy TV, clothes are falling faster than the leaves! Before you get too bummed out about extra school buses on the road and shorter days, here’s a bit of good news. We’ve got a slew of autumn premieres that are guaranteed to add some butternut to your squash. What better way to start off the month than with some Savanna Samson Cougar fantasies? BEAUTIFUL STRANGER is chock full of Moms You’d Like to F….you get the picture. As we mentioned before, MILFy Savanna steals the show here, playing a bisexual escort who has just as much fun “servicing” the Janes as she does the Johns. Her newest client happens to be the multi-talented Kimberly Kane (who also directed the movie), sporting raven-black hair and an incredible rack! BEAUTIFUL STRANGER is also letting Kristina Rose and Bobbi Starr show off their hardcore skills, with a girl-on-girl scene that goes way beyond the normal Late Night fetishes.

Roll out the red carpet and we’ll get gorgeous adult starlets to strut naked across it. Sure names like Nikki Benz and Bree Olson aren’t as recognizable as Angelina Jolie or Cameron Diaz, be we can GUARANTEE they’ll deliver better onscreen “performances.” Want proof? Then whip out your calendar and mark down these premiere dates, because it’s going to be one helluva June on Playboy TV!
Our first big premiere promises some major “stars of tomorrow.” Sure Jayla and Sunset aren’t household names now, but after watching what they do in CAN’T BE DIFFERENT STROKES: THE REUNION, you’ll definitely want to join their fan club. This movie is turning Mr. Drummond’s New York penthouse into a full-blown sex den and every starlet plays her role perfectly. There’s sweet sister Kimberly getting it on with her older black bro, the naughty neighbor girl laying down on the luxury couch, even MILFy Mrs. Garrett is taking one for the team!

Can you tell that April is Playboy’s favorite month? With tight spring outfits and holidays dedicated to bunnies, how could it not be? In the next couple of weeks, we’re dishing out an Easter basket full of sweet starlets, naughty Kisses, and Peeps that will make you want to spend your Saturday nights IN! Get your notepad out, because here’s what we’ve got in our sexy goodie bag…

First up, it’s the war torn TAKE OFF, NOT M*A*S*H*: A PARODY! And when we say “torn,” we’re talking about the ripped up fatigues showing off the Krissy Lynn’s DDs! From the same team that gave us NOT THE BRADYS comes hot chicks with guns, sex in tents, and Corporal Klinger getting his “privates” inspected. Trust us, this 4077 unit is much more interesting in making love than making war.

Ah February. A time of love, romance, and hot action between the sheets! This month, Cupid’s got an arsenal of high-powered arrows aimed straight at Playboy TV. Not only are we premiering the sexy new couples series, SWING, we’ve also got plenty of new Late Night Movies guaranteed to get you “in the mood.”
Kicking off the month, it’s THE OFFICE ROMANCE. Part of New Sensations Studios new line of couples-friendly sex romps, it’s taking all of those elements you love from those trashy romance novels and giving them an even naughtier twist! Monique Alexander stars as Janet, the lonely office temp who yearns for the dude in the cubicle next door. Will she be able to contain the passions burning underneath her pantsuit? And how about that MILFy boss of hers? You’ve got to wonder what’s REALLY happening on that “big” couch in the executive suite! Plus kinky secretaries, hunky CEOs, and a cast that includes Velicity Von and Gracie Glam!