God bless America and God bless the studios that produced this month’s TAKE-OFF premieres! To help commemorate the 4th, we’ve got 4 smoking hot movies guaranteed to set off explosions in all the right places! Sexy starlets, super heroes, naughty fairy tales…the list goes on. Grab your calendar and take notes, because you’re going to LOVE what’s cooking this July on Playboy TV! First up, it’s Ashlynn Brooke back in action for one of the hottest TAKE-OFF sequels we’ve ever seen! Capitalizing on the huge success of last summer’s premiere THE OFFICE: A PARODY, New Sensations has decided to bring back the entire cast for THE OFFICE 2! And boy are we glad they did! What a year it’s been for Dinder Muffin. Since we last visited Ashlynn, Dwight, and the gang, they’ve hired horny interns and a corporate MILF. And something tells us these 9 to 5’ers didn’t get the sexual harassment memo, because within the first five minutes they’re turning the entire floor into a naked playground!

Summer is almost here, which means its blockbuster time at your local Cineplex. And in keeping with the season, we’ve got a few “hard” hitting flicks of our own. Screw those $14 ticket prices and jumbo popcorn buckets, we’ve got our own epic TAKE-OFF premieres that’ll do a much better job of keeping you satisfied (in every sense of the word!). What better way to start off May than with the naughty Bundy clan from NOT MARRIED WITH CHILDREN 2? The original show ran for a record 11 seasons and judging from our first sexy parody, it’s clear that audiences still want more! So that’s exactly what we’re delivering. This time out, Al’s won the lottery and moving his ungrateful wife and kids into the lap of luxury. Or rather, into the lap of smoking hot Faye Reagan! Oh yea, money can bring quite a few “spoils” and this horny family is taking full advantage.

Variety is the spice of life and this month on Playboy TV we’ve got a batch of films guaranteed to “stimulate” every interest. There are premieres geared towards fans of classic starlets, wacky cult movies, and some “lost footage” from one of the sexiest adult actresses in the business! Mark your calendars because the March movies are in full effect! Barely 28 years old, this blonde bombshell is already one of Vivid’s most popular contract girls. So far, she’s racked up four AVN Awards (including a 2011 statue for an All-Girl Couples Scene) and crossed over to the mainstream with a role on Entourage. So imagine our excitement when got our hands on MONIQUE’S LOST FOOTAGE! Oh yea, this is stuff so wild the naughty film studios didn’t even want to release it. Well now we’ve got it and we figured it would be a great way to kick off the month. Straight from the Vivid vaults, we’ve got never-before-seen shots of Ms. Alexander getting freaky in the kitchen and on the couch.

Don’t worry, at PLAYBOY TV we prefer to reward naughty instead of nice. And since we know you’ve all been good, loyal viewers this year, we’ve decided to give you your sexy holiday presents early. Namely, four smoking hot movie premieres perfect for warming up those sheets during the long winter nights!
First up, it’s CHEERS: A PARODY. Oh yea, you knew our TAKE-OFFS would get around to this one sooner or later. The team behind DIRTY ROCK and the SEINFELD parody have assembled a huge cast of (much hotter) lookalikes and stuck them in your favorite watering hole. Remember that whole Sam, Diane, and Rebecca love triangle? Well we’ve worked out a way so ALL THREE can benefit.

It’s October, which means all-new PLAYBOY TV TAKE-OFFS! This month we’ve got an added bonus, a fifth TAKE-OFF movie guaranteed to ‘perk up’ your spirits. Get ready for ‘60’s bombshells, ‘70’s swingers, rockstar reality romps, and one of Emmy’s favorite comedy shows, all skewered and given the full-blown naughty treatment!
Where do we begin? Oh yea, how about with IT’S NOT GOOD TIMES! You’ve all seen this urban sitcom at one point, whether it was in ‘70’s primetime, rerun land, or classic YouTube clips on the web. But what you haven’t seen is JJ stripping down every hottie in the building for Dyno-Mite sex! .