Let’s just say we were feeling a bit groovy this month. Even though the disco era is long behind us, our two big December premieres are all about stirring up some of that Saturday Night Sex Fever. Come along in our classic TV time machine as we TAKE-OFF two classics from a hardcore era gone by. First up, it’s the ragtag bunch of cabbies from TAXI: A HARDCORE PARODY. Recreating the legendary sitcom to a tee, this TAKE-OFF’s got that instrumental intro, Nardo’s big knockers, and Ron Jeremy doing a picture perfect Danny DeVito impression. But beyond that, it’s taking those HBO Taxicab Confessions fantasies to a whole new naughty level. Not only are we getting the gang to hook up in the garage, we’re taking them on the road! Streetwalkers, party girls, and sweet Jenny Hendrix are sticking their thumbs out on the sidewalk and we’re answering the call! Don’t have enough fare for a ride to the strip club? No problem.

All you skin biz studios and starlets, consider yourself warned! THE STASH is opening up its man cave doors once again and putting all of those corny porn movies on notice. Since the big premiere back in March, Rachel Perry and company have taken the R-Rated comedy world by storm. Sites across the web have praised her brash style, razor-sharp jokes, and “potty mouthed” delivery. And judging from the online responses we’ve gotten, it’s clear you guys feel the same way. So, you guessed it, THE STASH is comin’ back for more! Starting this month, we’ve got a brand new season of episodes that are stuffed tight with the twisted clips you know and love (porn clowns and all!). Since our summer hiatus, there have been plenty of developments in the adult world that are in need of STASH-erizing. And our crack research team has assembled A TON of material guaranteed harden up your funny bone. This season we’ve got giant chickens in the bedroom, “Invisible Horndogs,” LEGO-inspired sex toys, and all of those zany commercial spoofs you know and love.

God bless America and God bless the studios that produced this month’s TAKE-OFF premieres! To help commemorate the 4th, we’ve got 4 smoking hot movies guaranteed to set off explosions in all the right places! Sexy starlets, super heroes, naughty fairy tales…the list goes on. Grab your calendar and take notes, because you’re going to LOVE what’s cooking this July on Playboy TV! First up, it’s Ashlynn Brooke back in action for one of the hottest TAKE-OFF sequels we’ve ever seen! Capitalizing on the huge success of last summer’s premiere THE OFFICE: A PARODY, New Sensations has decided to bring back the entire cast for THE OFFICE 2! And boy are we glad they did! What a year it’s been for Dinder Muffin. Since we last visited Ashlynn, Dwight, and the gang, they’ve hired horny interns and a corporate MILF. And something tells us these 9 to 5’ers didn’t get the sexual harassment memo, because within the first five minutes they’re turning the entire floor into a naked playground!

Summer is almost here, which means its blockbuster time at your local Cineplex. And in keeping with the season, we’ve got a few “hard” hitting flicks of our own. Screw those $14 ticket prices and jumbo popcorn buckets, we’ve got our own epic TAKE-OFF premieres that’ll do a much better job of keeping you satisfied (in every sense of the word!). What better way to start off May than with the naughty Bundy clan from NOT MARRIED WITH CHILDREN 2? The original show ran for a record 11 seasons and judging from our first sexy parody, it’s clear that audiences still want more! So that’s exactly what we’re delivering. This time out, Al’s won the lottery and moving his ungrateful wife and kids into the lap of luxury. Or rather, into the lap of smoking hot Faye Reagan! Oh yea, money can bring quite a few “spoils” and this horny family is taking full advantage.

Variety is the spice of life and this month on Playboy TV we’ve got a batch of films guaranteed to “stimulate” every interest. There are premieres geared towards fans of classic starlets, wacky cult movies, and some “lost footage” from one of the sexiest adult actresses in the business! Mark your calendars because the March movies are in full effect! Barely 28 years old, this blonde bombshell is already one of Vivid’s most popular contract girls. So far, she’s racked up four AVN Awards (including a 2011 statue for an All-Girl Couples Scene) and crossed over to the mainstream with a role on Entourage. So imagine our excitement when got our hands on MONIQUE’S LOST FOOTAGE! Oh yea, this is stuff so wild the naughty film studios didn’t even want to release it. Well now we’ve got it and we figured it would be a great way to kick off the month. Straight from the Vivid vaults, we’ve got never-before-seen shots of Ms. Alexander getting freaky in the kitchen and on the couch.