After watching the comedy hit Bridesmaids last summer, two words came to our heads: TAKE-OFF! Oh yea, the writers of that chick flick did half of the work for us with its raunchy undertones and R-rated catfights. The only thing they forgot was a naked shower scene and a couple of lesbians. Not to worry, our new premiere BRIDESMAIDS: A PARODY has got you covered in that department. For this naughty outing, our team’s assembled AVN Award darling Sarah Vandella as the MILFY Mrs.-to-be. That alone would’ve sold us, but then they rounded up the all-star bridal party! There’s Kagney Linn Karter as the bisexual BFF, Lexi Swallow as the horny “bad girl,” and sultry Sasha Knox as the bachelorette with the biggest boobs! But of course, that’s only part of the fun. BRIDESMAIDS: A PARODY is still hitting hard with the comedy by recreating all of those over-the-top moments you remember (Yes, that includes the infamous “bridal shop scene”).

Let’s just say we were feeling a bit groovy this month. Even though the disco era is long behind us, our two big December premieres are all about stirring up some of that Saturday Night Sex Fever. Come along in our classic TV time machine as we TAKE-OFF two classics from a hardcore era gone by. First up, it’s the ragtag bunch of cabbies from TAXI: A HARDCORE PARODY. Recreating the legendary sitcom to a tee, this TAKE-OFF’s got that instrumental intro, Nardo’s big knockers, and Ron Jeremy doing a picture perfect Danny DeVito impression. But beyond that, it’s taking those HBO Taxicab Confessions fantasies to a whole new naughty level. Not only are we getting the gang to hook up in the garage, we’re taking them on the road! Streetwalkers, party girls, and sweet Jenny Hendrix are sticking their thumbs out on the sidewalk and we’re answering the call! Don’t have enough fare for a ride to the strip club? No problem.

All you skin biz studios and starlets, consider yourself warned! THE STASH is opening up its man cave doors once again and putting all of those corny porn movies on notice. Since the big premiere back in March, Rachel Perry and company have taken the R-Rated comedy world by storm. Sites across the web have praised her brash style, razor-sharp jokes, and “potty mouthed” delivery. And judging from the online responses we’ve gotten, it’s clear you guys feel the same way. So, you guessed it, THE STASH is comin’ back for more! Starting this month, we’ve got a brand new season of episodes that are stuffed tight with the twisted clips you know and love (porn clowns and all!). Since our summer hiatus, there have been plenty of developments in the adult world that are in need of STASH-erizing. And our crack research team has assembled A TON of material guaranteed harden up your funny bone. This season we’ve got giant chickens in the bedroom, “Invisible Horndogs,” LEGO-inspired sex toys, and all of those zany commercial spoofs you know and love.