We can use four letters to describe this latest season of MONEY TALKS – OMFG! That’s right, we’re just a few episodes in and already we’ve broken out the “Rack Vac,” lesbian planking, and naked chicks in owl makeup. But don’t worry, we haven’t even reached the tip of our pulsating iceberg. Hot azz Havoc is breaking out tons of filthy ideas and bringing enough Benjamins to seduce even the most ardent prudes. Part of the fun of MONEY TALKS is seeing a straight-edged “goodie two shoes” girl give in to our urges for the right amount of cash. In a good economy, these prissy babes would never sit on a sex toy in public…But when times are tough, off come the panties! We’ve also got tons more bi-curious moments, “pink tacos,” and nut crunching stunts that’ll make you want to wear a jock strap every time you leave the house! But don’t just think of this show as purely sex for cash. We’re actually making charitable donations to needy college girls and lesbians (and getting plenty of jollies along the way).

Sure we’re still a few months away from poolside bikinis and hotties in short shorts, but that doesn’t mean we can’t start celebrating early! The heavy coats of winter are almost ready to come off, so to help build the anticipation we’re highlighting four March DOUBLE FEATURE premieres full of hot sex in the summertime! First up, DAMN SHE’S FREAKY! The best thing about this premiere is that it’s literally five fantasies wrapped up in one. Rather than trying to follow some drawn out plot, we’re focusing on five hardcore vignettes of interracial sex, Kayden Kross gone freaky, girl on girl feel-em-ups, threesomes, and more! It’s almost like you’re getting a handful of “mini-movies” in one 60 minute sitting (which is perfect for all of you ADD fans out there).

Ah February, the month of love. While most hopeless romantics are busy using this month to court their fantasy dream date, we’re skipping the foreplay and getting right to the good stuff! That’s not to say, of course, that Playboy TV doesn’t have a soft side. We love playing matchmaker for eager couples and what better way to get each other “in the mood” than with 4 outrageously sexy Double Feature premieres?!

A perfect kickoff for Valentine’s Day weekend has got to be ALL SUPERSTAR FIRSTS 2. Talk about young love. We happened to have found footage of the sex world’s biggest celebs back in their innocent, first timer days. Imagine a barely legal Tera Patrick learning how take on multiple guys in a row!