You knew it was only a matter of time before BADASS went for complete global domination. Playboy TV’s naked stunt show is about to kick off season number three and this time out, we’re going international! Not only are you going to be able to see topless chicks tackling the elements on the mainland, they’ll be hitting up Hawaii and Panama too! And this year, you’ll be getting a taste of BADASS after hours, with Uncensored FLIP cams capturing shenanigans way after the sun goes down. It’s tough enough wrestling an angry croc in broad daylight. Now imagine what happens when we “challenge” our girls to slurp down an endless row of tequila shots! Anything goes in Latin America, including mud wrestling, margarita swilling and topless tug-of-war. Of course Hawaii promises plenty of outrageousness too, including our now infamous “manta ray” segment. And did we mention the show’s also heading to Miami? Trust us, there’ll be plenty of Vices to explore on the streets of South Beach.

We’ve got to say “Bravo” to Bravo! The Real Housewives cable channel has given us some great material for a TAKE OFF this month. Oh yes, we’re talking about MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER: A PARODY. You know how the premise of that series works, right? Each week, a curvy Cougar and her assistants hook up lonely rich dudes with the girls of their dreams. Well in our version of the show, things pretty much play out the same. The only difference is, the MILFy matchmaker slides into the bed with them! And you won’t have to worry about boring dinner scenes here. These millionaire men are looking for compatibility between the sheets! Thankfully, Patti and her clients are happy to oblige. But that’s only the beginning. To prove she’s got the best “candidates,” our MATCHMAKER mistress is testing out her ladies in the corporate office. If they can pleasure her male secretary, they’re the right girls for the job! And did we mention we’ve got AVN Award winning actress India Summer headlining the cast?

We can use four letters to describe this latest season of MONEY TALKS – OMFG! That’s right, we’re just a few episodes in and already we’ve broken out the “Rack Vac,” lesbian planking, and naked chicks in owl makeup. But don’t worry, we haven’t even reached the tip of our pulsating iceberg. Hot azz Havoc is breaking out tons of filthy ideas and bringing enough Benjamins to seduce even the most ardent prudes. Part of the fun of MONEY TALKS is seeing a straight-edged “goodie two shoes” girl give in to our urges for the right amount of cash. In a good economy, these prissy babes would never sit on a sex toy in public…But when times are tough, off come the panties! We’ve also got tons more bi-curious moments, “pink tacos,” and nut crunching stunts that’ll make you want to wear a jock strap every time you leave the house! But don’t just think of this show as purely sex for cash. We’re actually making charitable donations to needy college girls and lesbians (and getting plenty of jollies along the way).

Imagine if someone brought a camera to all of those wild college parties you used to crash. The drunk hotties, the strip beer pong games, the freshman chick hookups…Yup, life didn’t get much better than that. That’s why Playboy TV has decided to keep the fiesta going with our brand new series DARE DORM! Every week, we’ll be showcasing full-frontal home movies from the country’s wildest campuses. And to be honest, we’re actually quite amazed at how much hardcore action you can fit into a 15 x 15 college flat. Would you believe 8 naked undergrads, 10 cans of whipped cream, and a monster-sized keg? And that’s just in the first episode!!! Wait’ll you see what we’ve got in store for the whole season. DARE DORM is taking its voyeuristic cell cams to the ladies’ shower, the downstairs parking lot, and even the bunk beds of the sexy R.A.’s!

Just in time for Winter Break, comes Season 2 of Playboy TV’s “don’t tell Mom & Dad” reality series HARDCORE PARTYING! DROPOUT DELINQUENTS, SUMMER LOVIN’, yea they’re all fun to watch, but no other Reality Gang show delivers the goods quite the same way as H.P. This show is all about letting loose, getting naked, and having a good time. Just like last season, we’re bringing the camera along for drunkenness, debauchery, and nonstop hookups in front of cheering crowds. There’s chicks popping their tops for Beer Pong, all-girl bachelorette fiestas, and dance floors that take booty grinding to a whole new level. And the best part is, no one seems to mind that we’re filming it all. Nothing’s off limits for HARDCORE PARTY cam. We’ll even show you what’s going down in the “guest bedroom” where all those Truth or Dare games are played.