October is the time for Halloween and boy do we have some fun costume ideas for you to toy around with. There’s the classic 80’s “Brat Packer” ensemble from our BREAKFAST CLUB parody, 70’s chic from NOT CHARLIE’S ANGELS, or the traditional birthday suit look, which pretty much encompasses all of the starlets in this month’s TAKE-OFF premieres! Starting things off on October 8, THE BREAKFAST CLUB: A PARODY is delivering all of the jean jackets, bandanas, and redheaded hotties you remember from the good ol’ 80’s. Assembling a cast that’s virtually identical to the John Hughes original, this movie’s focusing on 18-year-old delinquents who need to learn a few “hard” lessons before getting that high school diploma. Watch ‘em scramble through the halls of Saturday detention and find some new naughty ways to escape their boredom. Faye Reagan is a dead ringer for Molly Ringwald, right down to the perky freckled boobs! Her role as the “good girl” may seem convincing at first, but five minutes into the movie she’s throwing all those morals Daddy taught her out the window!

Summer is almost here, which means its blockbuster time at your local Cineplex. And in keeping with the season, we’ve got a few “hard” hitting flicks of our own. Screw those $14 ticket prices and jumbo popcorn buckets, we’ve got our own epic TAKE-OFF premieres that’ll do a much better job of keeping you satisfied (in every sense of the word!). What better way to start off May than with the naughty Bundy clan from NOT MARRIED WITH CHILDREN 2? The original show ran for a record 11 seasons and judging from our first sexy parody, it’s clear that audiences still want more! So that’s exactly what we’re delivering. This time out, Al’s won the lottery and moving his ungrateful wife and kids into the lap of luxury. Or rather, into the lap of smoking hot Faye Reagan! Oh yea, money can bring quite a few “spoils” and this horny family is taking full advantage.