God bless America and God bless the studios that produced this month’s TAKE-OFF premieres! To help commemorate the 4th, we’ve got 4 smoking hot movies guaranteed to set off explosions in all the right places! Sexy starlets, super heroes, naughty fairy tales…the list goes on. Grab your calendar and take notes, because you’re going to LOVE what’s cooking this July on Playboy TV! First up, it’s Ashlynn Brooke back in action for one of the hottest TAKE-OFF sequels we’ve ever seen! Capitalizing on the huge success of last summer’s premiere THE OFFICE: A PARODY, New Sensations has decided to bring back the entire cast for THE OFFICE 2! And boy are we glad they did! What a year it’s been for Dinder Muffin. Since we last visited Ashlynn, Dwight, and the gang, they’ve hired horny interns and a corporate MILF. And something tells us these 9 to 5’ers didn’t get the sexual harassment memo, because within the first five minutes they’re turning the entire floor into a naked playground!

Who knew PLAYBOY TV’s TAKE-OFFS would be such a massive hit? We’re only four movies in and already we’ve gotten tons of feedback on the shows you’d most like to see go naked. While we’re still working on Sex And The City and Charlie’s Angels, we’ve got a fresh batch of sexy flicks just waiting to explode this September! First up, it’s Ashlynn Brooke bossing around a bunch of sexy corporate chicks in THE OFFICE: A PARODY. Sure we could’ve gotten a Steve Carell lookalike, but wouldn’t you rather have a hot busty blonde running the 9 to 5 “grind”? Don’t worry, we’ve still got goofy Dwight getting busy behind the watercooler.

Playboy TV’s got an invasion of epic proportions lined up for this month’s big Double Feature premieres. No we’re not talking about anywhere in the Middle East, we’re talking about the sweet spot beneath Ashlynn Brooke’s fatigue panties. Get ready to loosen your pants and stand at attention for ARMY SLUTFEST! Set against the backdrop of an intense overseas conflict, this movie’s primary objective is to service the bulges in our proud servicemen’s pants! Part raging war epic, part hot-bodied bangfest, there’s no denying that ARMY SLUTFEST’s got plenty of heart.