Today we held girlfriend auditions for the newly single Tom Cruise! Three potential mates, Lisa, Molly and Sara, joined us in studio dressed in their best “Risky Business” fashion. You know the look … white button-down shirt, underwear and sunglasses. It was HOT! These lovely ladies were given the challenge of jumping on the couch while explaining why they’d be the best fit for Tom!
As the girls anticipated the sexy, single actor making his big entrance, we introduced them to “Tomas Cruz” instead! Oddly enough, they weren’t as interested in dating our Tom.
Andrea took out her boobs for tonight’s Monday Night Football Double Header “Lick ‘em, Stick ‘em, and Pick ‘em” picks. Her titty picks for the night are the Cincinnati Bengals and the Oakland Raiders. Place your bets!
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