Sexy Cyber Girls Ashley Sasha and Roxanne Dawn joined in on the fun for some “Groupie Training.” The girls gave us their best “groupie” tip while removing their clothes and  demonstrated the best way to flash the band. Last but not least, Ashley and Roxanne had a panty toss where they tossed their panties across the studio and into the hands of Michael Starr and Satchel.

We wrapped up the show with Andrea’s Lick ‘em, Stick ‘em and Pick ‘em titty pick, which predicted the Philadelphia Eagles to win in tonight’s Monday Night Football game!

We brought in three sexy models Roxanne, Charlotte and Jackie to demonstrate our own Naked Magic Show for Penn. Roxanne was first to show her tricks which involved her breasts and a deck of cards. Charlotte had everyone’s attention as she magically made her lingerie disappear. Last but not least, Jackie was able to saw off a pair of playboy panties and “magically” have them on her with no tears. All in all, Penn was very impressed!

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Andrea’s Weekend TITTY PICKS are below. Place your bets!

• Baltimore Ravens
• Denver Broncos
• New Orleans Saints
• Cincinnati Bengals
• Green Bay Packers
• Houston Texans
• New York Jets
• Washington Redskins
• Arizona Cardinals
• New England Patriots
• Chicago Bears
• Tampa Bay Bucaneers
• Cleveland Browns

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Comedic legend Jon Lovitz called into the show this morning and chatted with us about his endless invitations to the Playboy Mansion.

Kevin and Andrea felt like gambling this morning so we brought three lovely models Gema, Cody and Kalelah in studio for a round of Coochie Casino!  While placing bets on the ladies Sexual Past, Present and Future, we learned that Gema loves to give oral sex, Cody’s favorite position is to be on top and Kalelah loves to take it deep doggy style.

Andrea used her Lick ‘em, Stick ‘em, and Pick ‘em Titty Pick technique and predicted the Buffalo Bills to beat the Miami Dolphins in tonight’s NFL game.

Then we brought in models Caitlin and Destiny for everyone’s favorite naked trivia game, “Know it or Show It!” T.J. stuck around for the nudity, and to be a life line. Today’s categories included

• T.J. Miller and all other famous TJ’s
• Trouble happening with the CIA
• Personal Questions
• The Election

 

 

Dr. David Matlock joined us in studio this morning. This doctor has not only dedicated his entire cosmetic practice to Female Genital Plastic Surgery but has invented a new procedure called the “G –Shot.”  Needless to say, this is a man who has seen over 100,000 vaginas!  The “G-Shot” procedure involves an injection to the G-Spot area that increases the amount of vaginal orgasms. Turn on!

Since Dr. Matlock was so kind to offer a complementary “G-Shot”, we brought in two gorgeous models, Lauren and Molly to compete for a chance to win the procedure. Before we got into the fun and games, the girls had to describe why they were the best candidate for the G-Shot. Both had valid explanations so in order to determine which girl was going to walk away with the “G-Shot,” the girls played a little game called “G-Marks The Spot”. Similar to pin the tail on the donkey but instead of a “tail” and a “donkey,” the girls had to place a sticker on a blow up skeleton while blindfolded, in an attempt to show point out where the G-Spot is located. After  Kevin, Andrea and Dr. Matlock discussed who the best candidate for the procedure was, it was determined that Lauren Volker was our winner!

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We welcomed another Playboy columnist to the studio this morning, Joel Stein. His column this month, “How To Make Adult Friends,” discusses how hard it is for men to develop friendships with other guys, you know, without giving them a weird vibe. Joel thinks it is much easier for women to make friends because it’s easier for ladies to go out to dinner, get your nails done, shop and meet up for drinks.

Joel hung around as we brought in two models, Nicole and Sasha, for our game “Lady and the Tramp Stamp.” Kevin, Andrea and Joel asked each model two personal questions and had to guess which one had the “Tramp Stamp.”  Some of the questions included … favorite sexual position, number of piercings, and hometown.  After getting all their questions answered, it was the lovely Sasha who revealed  she was our Lady with a Tramp Stamp!

In honor of Playboy TV’s new show, THE MAN, we brought in two models, Renee and Maria, for a game we like to call “Not the Man.” Our questionable male contestants for “Not the Man” included Dan Horowitz, author of The Pillow Treatment,  loyal listener Irregular Ed and friend of the show Brody Stevens.

In order to determine the winner of our competition, we challenged each of our contestants to remove the bras of our lovely models Renee & Maria. First up, Irregular Ed faced Brody Stevens. The winner … Irregular Ed! With a single elimination leaving Brody on the sidelines, Irregular Ed took on Dan Horowitz. With the help of Playboy TV host Meredith, she was able to judge the final bra removal challenge fair and square. She determined Dan to be the winner of our new game “Not the Man!”

Oh and football fans, here are your weekends titty picks from the one and only Andrea Lowell’s breasts:

• New York Giants
• Miami Dolphins
• Minnesota Vikings
• New England Patriots
• New Orleans Saints
• San Diego Chargers
• Denver Broncos
• Baltimore Ravens
• Seattle Seahawks
• Dallas Cowboys
• San Francisco 49ers
• Chicago Bears

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Then, it was time for Dancing with the Porn Stars! Before the dances got underway, we welcomed to the studio our judges … Playmate Shauna Sand, Porn Legend Ron Jeremy, Comedian Dave Attell, and Broadway performer Stan Mazin. Our panel of judges had to judge our porn star/morning show teams on chemistry, creativity and sexuality.

Kevin & Britney performed the Morning Bollywood, Andrea & Courtney showed some skin during their Hairy Ballroom, Gina & Marco showed off their Hand Job Hand Jive, Elise & Scarlet got a little grabby during the Wife-Swapping Swing and, last but not least, Jaron & Casey scared us with their Meren-GAY for Pay! To add a little more sexiness to our competition we had blonde bombshell, Charlie Kristine, serve as our topless “Ring Girl!” Charlie did a fantastic job holding up a sign before each performance letting our judges know what was coming next. We are still tabulating the scores and will present our winner tomorrow!

Sexy models Kat, Danielle and Britnee joined us for everyone’s favorite naked trivia game, “Know it or Show It!” Today’s categories included …

• The British Spy Had Itchy Balls Until He Used Bond, Gold Bond … Questions about James Bond
• Obama Keeps His House! That Makes One Of Us … Questions about Election 2012
• Marijuana Is Now Legal In Colorado, Pass The Ballot To The Left Hand Side … Questions about Marijuana

 

The teams and dances are as follows …

• Kevin & Britney – Morning Bollywood
• Andrea & Courtney Taylor – Hairy Ballroom
• Gina & Marco Banderas – Hand Job Hand Jive
• Elise & Scarlet Banks – Wife Swapping Swing
• JaRon & Casey Cumz – MerenGAY for Pay

Comedian Steve Wilson joined us in studio with his co-host Jan Klink from their new show “WTF.” Steve and Jan, will be featured on Hot97.com starting next Monday! The show has the same humor as Tosh.O and Ridiculousness along with many comical pictures for your viewing pleasure.