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Breaking Nudes This Week On Playboy TV’s TAKE OFFS!

Posted: Mar 01, 2012 - 5:20pm by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Take Offs

This just in! ANCHORMAN: A PARODY is making its big Playboy TV debut on March 3. And don’t worry, it promises to keep all of those Will Ferrell one-liners intact. In fact, it’s taking the LOL factor even further with pornstar boob jokes, interns under the news desk, and full-frontal field reporting! Oh yea, the guys behind this TAKE OFF have done their homework and replicated every character you love from the original film (including cowboy sports guy Chance Kind). There’s also an all-star cast of leading ladies, including India Summer, Dana DeArmond, and newbie Tasha Reign as “the weather girl.” And you can bet that they’ll all be delivering breaking nudes, along with cheeseball moments that would definitely make Ron Burgundy proud. We’re even airing it at the same time as your local newscast (only without the stuffy suits and long skirts). Don’t miss ANCHORMAN: A PARODY, Saturday March 3 at 11pm E/P!

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PLAYBOY TV December Premieres Are Getting Sexy In The 70’s!

Posted: Dec 05, 2011 - 10:47am by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Take Offs

Let’s just say we were feeling a bit groovy this month. Even though the disco era is long behind us, our two big December premieres are all about stirring up some of that Saturday Night Sex Fever. Come along in our classic TV time machine as we TAKE-OFF two classics from a hardcore era gone by.

First up, it’s the ragtag bunch of cabbies from TAXI: A HARDCORE PARODY. Recreating the legendary sitcom to a tee, this TAKE-OFF’s got that instrumental intro, Nardo’s big knockers, and Ron Jeremy doing a picture perfect Danny DeVito impression. But beyond that, it’s taking those HBO Taxicab Confessions fantasies to a whole new naughty level. Not only are we getting the gang to hook up in the garage, we’re taking them on the road! Streetwalkers, party girls, and sweet Jenny Hendrix are sticking their thumbs out on the sidewalk and we’re answering the call! Don’t have enough fare for a ride to the strip club? No problem. Our drivers have plenty of “other ways” to receive payment. And they’re doing it all with a hilarious spin. Every screwball character you remember is getting highlighted here. Latka the grease monkey, Crazy Jim, that sexy redheaded MILF…we’ve got a great set of doppelgangers ready to gang up on each other in the bedroom! See it for yourself, when TAXI: A HARDCORE PARODY premieres, Saturday December 10 at 11pm E/P!

Now, a quick disclaimer about premiere #2. For the record, CAN’T BE SANFORD & SON: A PARODY doesn’t have quite the same budget as our typical high-end TAKE-OFFs, but it DEFINITELY delivers in the hardcore department! This ode to the junkyard has a lot of heart (and a lot of booty) behind it. Made from the same team that brought us CAN’T BE DIFF’RENT STROKES, it’s tapping into every amateur fantasy you can think of. There’s black girls with big ol’ rumps, topheavy chocolate MILFs, and horny college babes getting freaky with father and son! And we’ll make sure all you SANFORD fans get a laugh out of the experience too. We’ve thrown in a Grady lookalike, cool cat Lamont, and a Redd Foxx impersonator full of all those wisecracks you remember. But most importantly, we’ve assembled some of the wildest urban sex scenes you’ve ever seen (at a real L.A. junkyard no less!). Plus, who wouldn’t want to ring in New Year’s Eve with the gorgeous Cleopatra Hendrix? Watch it all go down when CAN’T BE SANFORD & SON: A PARODY premieres, Saturday December 31 at 11pm E/P!

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PLAYBOY TV November Premieres Go For The Funny ‘Bone’!

Posted: Nov 01, 2011 - 11:39am by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Take Offs

Let’s face it, sex flicks can be very funny. Often times they’re not meant to be (as evidenced by Rachel Perry’s weekly skewerings on THE STASH), but there are a few that make a point not to take themselves too seriously. This month’s TAKE-OFF premieres fall right into that category. Oh don’t get us wrong, they DEFINITELY deliver in the heat department…but they may just tickle your funny bone along the way.

Kicking things off, it’s SEINFELD 2: A PARODY. Now you already know what to expect with this one. The last SEINFELD TAKE-OFF did gangbusters on Playboy TV. The viewer feedback we got on Gerry, Elaina, Gorge, and (especially) “Krammer” was overwhelming and prompted us to crank out another sequel quick! And with over 100 episodes of the original series to work with, you can bet we got material you can yada yada yada about. This time out, we’re spoofing that classic “Bet” episode where everybody has to hold out from pleasuring themselves. In our version, the gang makes a wager to see who can hold out the longest from sex. And, knowing how the TAKE-OFFs do it, you can imagine how short that Bet will be! Gerry’s scoring groupies after standup shows, Elaina’s swinging both ways, and even Gorge is gorging on Asian tail. Plus with a side cast that includes Ann Marie Rios, Gracie Glam and Asa Akira, you KNOW it’s gonna be good! Catch the premiere of SEINFELD 2: A PARODY, Saturday November 12 at 11pm E/P!

Then, just in time for Thanksgiving weekend, it’s the cartoon crime solvers you know and love, brought to life and baring all! SCOOBY DOO: A PARODY is keeping all of those nudges and winks you remember from the series intact. Is Shaggy a secret stoner? Does Velma have urges for other women? Has there ever been a foursome in the back of that hippie van?!! Every mystery is getting solved here and we’ve got an A-list cast to do it! Straight from her run on NAUGHTY AMATEUR HOME VIDEOS comes “Goddess” Bree Olson as the ultra hot Daphne. Plus, we’ve got Bobbi Starr embracing her nerdy girl side as Velma with a capital “V!” Trapped in a spooky old house, the gang is on the hunt for their missing pup (and playing with a few kitties along the way). And, in what we think may be a TAKE-OFFs first, this movie’s got girl-on-girl-on-ghost action! Oh yea, even the monsters are getting some love here. See for yourself when SCOOBY DOO: A PARODY premieres, Saturday November 26 at 11pm E/P!

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PLAYBOY TV Goes Retro For October Premieres!

Posted: Sep 30, 2011 - 2:55pm by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Take Offs

October is the time for Halloween and boy do we have some fun costume ideas for you to toy around with. There’s the classic 80’s “Brat Packer” ensemble from our BREAKFAST CLUB parody, 70’s chic from NOT CHARLIE’S ANGELS, or the traditional birthday suit look, which pretty much encompasses all of the starlets in this month’s TAKE-OFF premieres!

Starting things off on October 8, THE BREAKFAST CLUB: A PARODY is delivering all of the jean jackets, bandanas, and redheaded hotties you remember from the good ol’ 80’s. Assembling a cast that’s virtually identical to the John Hughes original, this movie’s focusing on 18-year-old delinquents who need to learn a few “hard” lessons before getting that high school diploma. Watch ‘em scramble through the halls of Saturday detention and find some new naughty ways to escape their boredom. Faye Reagan is a dead ringer for Molly Ringwald, right down to the perky freckled boobs! Her role as the “good girl” may seem convincing at first, but five minutes into the movie she’s throwing all those morals Daddy taught her out the window! Then there’s Andy San Dimas as goth chick Ally Needy. Quiet and sullen at first, she soon changes her tune when fist-pumping Dean gets a load of her DDs. Throw in bisexual cheerleaders and a couple of MILFy teachers and you’ve got yourself a TAKE-OFF! See for yourself when THE BREAKFAST CLUB: A PARODY premieres, Saturday October 8 at 11pm E/P!

Moving on to a franchise that’s on everybody’s minds, NOT CHARLIE’S ANGELS is 10 times better than any reboot we’ve ever seen. No matter how many times Drew Barrymore and ABC try to resurrect these babes, there’s always something missing. Well we’ve discovered the key ingredient – Nakedness! We’re taking the ANGELS and turning them to hardcore sinners! Watch Sunny Leone, Lexi Swallow, and Andy San Dimas go way undercover as Studio 54 dancers during the height of the free love. Charlie’s looking to shut down a sex trade operation and the only way to do it will be to send his girls into the trenches (and by trenches we mean sleazy 70’s bedrooms). This movie’s got groovy group sex, curvy hotties with giant afros, and even some “triple plays” for Bosley! Not only that, it’s directed by Will Ryder, who brought us classic parodies of THE BRADY BUNCH and THE COSBY SHOW. NOT CHARLIE’S ANGELS will be great way to spend the weekend before Halloween. Heck, put it on at the background of your party and your guests may wind up without a costume at the end of the night! Catch the big premiere, Saturday October 22 at 11pm E/P!

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PLAYBOY TV’s September Feature Premieres Offer Back To School Booty!

Posted: Sep 01, 2011 - 3:13pm by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Take Offs

C’est la vie summer, you were fun while you lasted! September is here and on Playboy TV, clothes are falling faster than the leaves! Before you get too bummed out about extra school buses on the road and shorter days, here’s a bit of good news. We’ve got a slew of autumn premieres that are guaranteed to add some butternut to your squash.

What better way to start off the month than with some Savanna Samson Cougar fantasies? BEAUTIFUL STRANGER is chock full of Moms You’d Like to F….you get the picture. As we mentioned before, MILFy Savanna steals the show here, playing a bisexual escort who has just as much fun “servicing” the Janes as she does the Johns. Her newest client happens to be the multi-talented Kimberly Kane (who also directed the movie), sporting raven-black hair and an incredible rack! BEAUTIFUL STRANGER is also letting Kristina Rose and Bobbi Starr show off their hardcore skills, with a girl-on-girl scene that goes way beyond the normal Late Night fetishes. All of you “foot” fans will NOT be disappointed! And just to keep things traditional, there’s still plenty of heat between Savanna and Vivid stud Anthony Rosano (including naughty ideas for the back seat of the car!). See it all go down when BEAUTIFUL STRANGER premieres, Thursday September 8 at 10pm E/P!

Just in time for Back To School comes a hardcore high schooler you all know and love. Sporting a white tee, oversized glasses, and those trademark moon boots, NAPORNEON DYNAMITE is officially making his way to Playboy TV. And this tongue-in-cheeks parody is keeping all of the subtle humor intact. There’s Uncle Suave letting a few Midwest housewives into his pimped out 70’s van, nerdy bro Chip and his curvy wife Laquesha, and who could forget Pedro?! He’ll definitely get your “vote” after the living room cheerleader scene! But of course, the true star here is NAPORNEON himself! Danny Wylde does a great job channeling America’s favorite frizzy-haired goofball. Who knew a crooked smile could attract so many smoking hot chicks in the bedroom?! See for yourself when NAPORNEON DYNAMITE premieres, Saturday September 10 at 11pm E/P!

And speaking of porn parodies, our other big TAKE OFF of the month could easily be classified a full-blown epic. THE SEX FILES II: A PARODY is one of those rare sequels that actually surpasses the original. For one thing, the cast is way hotter this time around. This paranormal pumpathon has added newbies like Dani Jensen, Bree Daniels, and April O’Neil to the mix. But most importantly, it’s brought redheaded Kimberly Kane BACK as Dana Scully. Kim actually won an AVN Award for her first “performance” as the freaky FBI agent and this time out, she’s pushing the sci fi sex envelope even further. There’s group scenes with lady aliens, shower sex with Agent Mulder, and some incredibly hot solo stuff. Plus it’s actually got a pretty interesting plot too! Trust us, you’ll become a hardcore Believer after watching THE SEX FILES II: A PARODY. Catch the big premiere, Saturday September 24 at 11pm E/P!

And finally, we’re offering up an early taste of Halloween with UNDERGROUND FETISH QUEENS. Right before October kicks off, you’ll get plenty of tricks n’ treats courtesy of Alexis Amore and Nikki Rhodes. This all-girl movie’s got chicks with painted faces, leggy fishnet outfits, and even a few whips and chains. Forget those crappy Spirit stores, if you want some real ghoulish costume ideas, watch this! Jayden Jaymes is dabbling with Little Red Riding fetishes, Sienna West went goth, and Shyla Stylez is sporting the DD “birthday suit” ensemble. But don’t think this flick is all about playing dress up. These ladies are putting their bodies to WORK with some ridiculously erotic scenes that definitely push the boundaries of good taste. But hey, Playboy TV is all about taking “risks.” And you won’t catch a Late Night Movie quite as freaky as UNDERGROUND FETISH QUEENS anywhere else. See it all go down on Thursday, September 29 at 11pm E/P!

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PLAYBOY TV’s August Feature Premieres Keep Summer Sizzling!

Posted: Jul 04, 2011 - 1:38pm by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Editorial Top Picks

Yes, we’ve been hearing all about the heat wave sweeping across America right now. But rather than amusing yourself by frying an egg on the sidewalk, why not flip on the A/C, grab a cool glass of lemonade, and enjoy some sizzling movie premieres on Playboy TV?! This month has a ton of goodies and they’re actually even more fun to watch in your bikini or bathing suit!

Our first juicy feature happens to be THE DEVIL IN MILF JONES. A “re-imagining” of a true 1970’s classic, this movie is more than living up to its title. With a cast that includes Savanna Samson and Belladonna, you can easily say there are quite a few Moms here you’d like to “F.” And there are even some fun references to the original movie too. Remember how the first MISS JONES got sent to Hell to face her “inner demons?” Well Savanna’s getting the same treatment, except her Hades experience is full of leather-clad lesbians! Add to that a hefty budget full of fiery sets and A-list sex stars, and you’ve got a true blockbuster bangfest on your hands! And talk about some “hot” moments. You won’t believe how many Vivid girls director Paul Thomas is squeezing into one scene! If you ask us, this chapter is more than worthy of carrying on the MISS JONES legacy. See for yourself, Thursday August 11 at 10pm E/P!

Next up, prepare yourself for a dimension where sight, sound, and sexual experiences are heightened beyond belief. There’s a signpost up ahead…you’ve just entered THE TWILIGHT ZONE: A PARODY. Just imagine how much fun our TAKE OFF crew will have with this one! Supernatural stories, hot housewives, and a creepy narrator offering play-by-play analyses of some incredibly hot lesbian scenes! You can tell the studio put a lot of energy into this one. From the sci-fi storyline, to the old-fashioned clothes, to the casting of Jessica Jaymes and Kimberly Kane, everything about this flick is top-notch. And speaking of ZONES, the ones in this movie getting all of the attention are the “erogenous zones.” Oh yea, this isn’t the clean-cut 1950’s Americana you remember. Here the women let their husbands do all kinds of naughty deeds beneath their retro poodle skirts. Even “ROD” Serling may get a crack at them before the movie’s up. Live out your sci-fi sex fantasies when THE TWILIGHT ZONE: A PARODY premieres, Saturday August 13 at 11pm E/P!

We’ve all seen that neon LIVE!!! NUDE!!! GIRLS!!! sign off the interstate highway. Whether you choose to stop or not is your own business, but you can sure bet that the Vivid crew are regular customers. In fact, they’ve even brought along some cameras to document the experience! Yup, this premiere is all about the magic of the “pole.” Stars like Savanna Samson, Hanna Hilton, and Meggan Mallone are stripping off those pesky clothes and doing tons of late night lap dances. Less of a movie and more of a series of vignettes, LIVE!!! NUDE!!! GIRLS!!! is one of those flicks that gets right to the good stuff. Whether you’re into blondes, MILFs, college girls, or whatever, think of this movie like a hardcore buffet of everything a Late Night Premiere should offer. Trust us, there’s a reason this movie has all of those exclamation points in the title. Catch LIVE!!! NUDE!!! GIRLS!!! Thursday August 18 at 10pm E/P!

And what better way to wind down the month than with some “Yabba Dabba Do Her” scenes! THE FLINTSTONES: A PARODY is everything that you’d expect it to be. It’s funny, it’s campy, and it’s full of some great A-lister sex scenes. There’s Hillary Scott “rocking” her brains out as Wilma, Brooke Adams as bisexual Betty, and larger-than-life Peter O’ Tool as Fred. And for the record, O’ Tool definitely lives up to his “Jurassic” reputation here. New Sensations has done a great job of emulating this cartoon classic and they’ve thrown in plenty of pervy prehistoric moments to keep the hardcore fans entertained. All we can say is, you’ll never look at a cheetah skin rug quite the same way again after watching THE FLINTSTONES: A PARODY! Catch the premiere, Saturday August 13 at 11pm E/P!

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