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Star Trek Sexiness On Playboy TV’s TAKE OFFS!

Posted: Apr 24, 2012 - 10:08am by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Take Offs

Are you ready to boldly go underneath the skirts of a few lady Star Fleet officers? This week, Playboy TV’s “engaging” its most ambitious TAKE OFF yet! Oh yes, we’re talking about STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION – A PARODY. Sporting a budget that would put most independent movies to shame, this flick’s got interplanetary explorations, exotic alien babes and a cast that looks nearly identical to the classic Enterprise crew. And just like every TAKE OFF, it’s got tons of steamy scenes to “beam up” that photon blaster in your pants! There’s Data the android letting a MILF play with his mechanical member. And how about seeing Worf the Klingon clinging on to a pair of supple DD’s?! Throw in a horndog Captain Pecker-ard, Kimberly Kane as Dr. Crusher and naked female clones and you’ve got yourself one helluva intergalactic party on your hands. Make sure to check out the big budget trailer for a sneak peek of what’s to come. Trust us, your sex life will “live long and prosper after watching STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION – A PARODY. Catch the big premiere, Saturday April 28 at 11pm E/P!

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Matchmaker MILFs On Playboy TV’s TAKE OFFS!

Posted: Apr 09, 2012 - 11:38am by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Take Offs

We’ve got to say “Bravo” to Bravo! The Real Housewives cable channel has given us some great material for a TAKE OFF this month. Oh yes, we’re talking about MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER: A PARODY. You know how the premise of that series works, right? Each week, a curvy Cougar and her assistants hook up lonely rich dudes with the girls of their dreams. Well in our version of the show, things pretty much play out the same. The only difference is, the MILFy matchmaker slides into the bed with them! And you won’t have to worry about boring dinner scenes here. These millionaire men are looking for compatibility between the sheets! Thankfully, Patti and her clients are happy to oblige. But that’s only the beginning. To prove she’s got the best “candidates,” our MATCHMAKER mistress is testing out her ladies in the corporate office. If they can pleasure her male secretary, they’re the right girls for the job! And did we mention we’ve got AVN Award winning actress India Summer headlining the cast? This is definitely one matchup you won’t want to miss! Catch the Playboy TV premiere of MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER: A PARODY, Saturday April 14 at 11pm E/P!

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Bumps N’ Grinds In The Night On Playboy TV’s TAKE OFFS!

Posted: Mar 11, 2012 - 5:30pm by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Take Offs

Word of warning, HALLOWEEN: A PARODY may be one of the darkest TAKE OFFS we’ve ever aired. Not that it’s necessarily a bad thing. This movie is turning down the camp factor and turning up the thrills! You’ll literally be jumping in your seat when you see our masked killer hunt down sexy pornstars like Andy San Dimas and Lexi Belle. Only instead of pulling a knife out of his pocket, he’s got another “instrument” to penetrate them with. It’s funny how quickly screams of fear can turn into moans of pleasure. And that’s exactly what’ll be happening here, as our frightened coeds learn to embrace the Wang of Michael Myers! Fans of the original movie will get some fun recreations too, including a whole new naked twist to that opening scene. You may want to bring someone to cuddle up with when HALLOWEEN: A PARODY kicks off (or at least leave the porch light on). Catch the big premiere, Saturday March 17 at 11pm E/P!

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Breaking Nudes This Week On Playboy TV’s TAKE OFFS!

Posted: Mar 01, 2012 - 5:20pm by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Take Offs

This just in! ANCHORMAN: A PARODY is making its big Playboy TV debut on March 3. And don’t worry, it promises to keep all of those Will Ferrell one-liners intact. In fact, it’s taking the LOL factor even further with pornstar boob jokes, interns under the news desk, and full-frontal field reporting! Oh yea, the guys behind this TAKE OFF have done their homework and replicated every character you love from the original film (including cowboy sports guy Chance Kind). There’s also an all-star cast of leading ladies, including India Summer, Dana DeArmond, and newbie Tasha Reign as “the weather girl.” And you can bet that they’ll all be delivering breaking nudes, along with cheeseball moments that would definitely make Ron Burgundy proud. We’re even airing it at the same time as your local newscast (only without the stuffy suits and long skirts). Don’t miss ANCHORMAN: A PARODY, Saturday March 3 at 11pm E/P!

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THE STASH Is Bringing Back The Funny With Brand New Episodes!

Posted: Feb 28, 2012 - 6:18pm by Playboy TV
Filed Under: The Stash

In between jaw dropping stunts on BADASS, jaw dropping nakedness on PLATMATES!, and jaw dropping reality on SWING, you may find yourself in need of a comedic pick-me-up (or at least your pants might). Not to worry Playboy TV fans, we’ve got the perfect balance of hilarity and hornitude with our LOL clip show, THE STASH. Think of it like the R-Rated movie you always wanted to sneak in to as a kid. There’s boob flashes, dirty jokes, and a super hot leading lady who loves pushing the envelope. Except in THE STASH’s case, “R” is considered tame (heck, NC-17 is family-friendly ‘round these parts).

We’ve put together a laugh fest for mature eyes only! Every week, THE STASH is skewering the movies we love to get naked to. Classic peepshow flicks from the 70’s, modern day fetish fests, and tons more. Because let’s be honest, underneath the hot n’ heavy sex scenes, you know these movies are laugh fests waiting to happen. How can you not crack up after hearing terribly delivered lines like “Do you want SAUSAGE with that pizza?” or “Oops, I seem to have dropped my dildo”? This is comedy gold and with Rachel Perry calling the shots, you can bet every bad acting moment’s getting skewered. Not only that, we’re producing even more original parodies all centered around embarrassing sexual encounters. So crack a beer, loosen that belt, and whip out your funny bone, because THE STASH is back in business.

Catch the big season premiere Saturday March 10 at 10pm E/P!

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Bad Li’l BRIDESMAIDS This Month On Playboy TV!

Posted: Feb 01, 2012 - 12:59pm by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Take Offs

After watching the comedy hit Bridesmaids last summer, two words came to our heads: TAKE-OFF! Oh yea, the writers of that chick flick did half of the work for us with its raunchy undertones and R-rated catfights. The only thing they forgot was a naked shower scene and a couple of lesbians. Not to worry, our new premiere BRIDESMAIDS: A PARODY has got you covered in that department. For this naughty outing, our team’s assembled AVN Award darling Sarah Vandella as the MILFY Mrs.-to-be. That alone would’ve sold us, but then they rounded up the all-star bridal party! There’s Kagney Linn Karter as the bisexual BFF, Lexi Swallow as the horny “bad girl,” and sultry Sasha Knox as the bachelorette with the biggest boobs! But of course, that’s only part of the fun. BRIDESMAIDS: A PARODY is still hitting hard with the comedy by recreating all of those over-the-top moments you remember (Yes, that includes the infamous “bridal shop scene”). Take a peek at this Uncensored sneak preview, then make sure to catch the BRIDESMAIDS: A PARODY premiere, Saturday February 4 at 11pm E/P!

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