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Legends, Lebowski, & Lost Footage In PLAYBOY TV’s March Movie Premieres!

Posted: Mar 02, 2011 - 6:18pm by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Take Offs

Variety is the spice of life and this month on Playboy TV we’ve got a batch of films guaranteed to “stimulate” every interest. There are premieres geared towards fans of classic starlets, wacky cult movies, and some “lost footage” from one of the sexiest adult actresses in the business! Mark your calendars because the March movies are in full effect!

Let’s start things off with a little discussion about adult “it” girl, Monique Alexander. Barely 28 years old, this blonde bombshell is already one of Vivid’s most popular contract girls. So far, she’s racked up four AVN Awards (including a 2011 statue for an All-Girl Couples Scene) and crossed over to the mainstream with a role on Entourage. So imagine our excitement when got our hands on MONIQUE’S LOST FOOTAGE! Oh yea, this is stuff so wild the naughty film studios didn’t even want to release it. Well now we’ve got it and we figured it would be a great way to kick off the month. Straight from the Vivid vaults, we’ve got never-before-seen shots of Ms. Alexander getting freaky in the kitchen and on the couch. There are even some scenes with Asian hottie Gianna Lynn. How crazy will things get? You’ll have to see for yourself when MONIQUE’S LOST FOOTAGE premieres, Thursday March 10 at 10pm E/P!

Sure the Coen brothers are all the talk right now for their work on the critically-acclaimed film True Grit. But we all know what they’re REALLY famous for. 1998’s cult-classic, The Big Lebowski! Who can forget crazed bowler Walter Sobchak, Jesus and his purple jumpsuits, or slacker kingpin, The Dude?! Well for this month’s TAKE OFF, we’re bringing them all back and making them all naughty. Everything from that wild checkerboard dream sequence to the sleazy bowling alleys are getting recreated and we’re adding a TON of hot chicks to the mix. THE BIG LEBOWSKI: A PARODY has rounded up top-name talent like Kristina Rose, Andy San Dimas, Bobbi Starr, and more! And with legendary director Lee Roy Meyers behind the lens, it’s guaranteed to have the twisted humor you know and love from the original flick. Playboy TV definitely abides by this one! Make sure you catch the premiere of THE BIG LEBOWSKI: A PARODY, Saturday March 12 at 11pm E/P!

Speaking of spoofs, we think we may be on to a TAKE OFF first with our next big Saturday premiere. Can you actually do a parody of a parody? With RENO 911: A PARODY it sure looks that way. The original series gave us a hilarious skewering of shows like COPS, complete with cheesy car chases, donut shop breaks, and takedowns of some very colorful characters. Well don’t worry, this movie keeps all that tongue-and-cheek humor intact, with a little more cheek and A LOT more tongue! You remember those busty lady cops from the show, right? Well we’ve upped their bra size even more and made those uniforms two sizes too tight! Who knew the folks in Reno were so horny? This squad’s going “deep” undercover into naughty brothels, breaking down sex rings, and having way too much fun in the station’s coed showers. And with Jada Fire and Sophie Dee on the force, there’s no way you can go wrong. Ready to “spread ‘em” for RENO 911: A PARODY? The big premiere happens Saturday March 26 at 11pm E/P!

And finally, a little something for the hardcore aficionado. LEGENDS & STARLETS gives fans of old school and new school adult films something to get VERY excited about. First off, they’ve assembled a cast from the sex star hall of fame. Nina Hartley, Kylie Ireland, Kelly Nichols…combined these ladies have won dozens of AVNs and truly define the term MILF. Now imagine casting them in all-girl film with some of the industry’s freshest young faces? Hotties like Stephanie Swift and Misty Stone thought they knew everything about onscreen lesbian lovemaking. But wait’ll you see what the naughty legends have to teach them! We’ve got four wild scenes you won’t soon forget and a great way to wrap up the month. Don’t miss the LEGENDS & STARLETS premiere, Thursday March 31 at 10pm E/P!

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June Double-Features: JENNA, CHANEL, AND BUSTED CAMERA SEX!

Posted: Jun 01, 2009 - 9:08am by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Editorial Top Picks

Summer is officially here and Playboy TV’s celebrating with a back-to-back Jenna bone-anza. First its JENNA LOVES PAIN 2, the little fetish flick that could (and one of her last appearances before getting knocked up by the big guy). When this movie was released, she was 34 and on the cusp of MILFhood. Now of course its official and who knows how or when we’ll ever get her back and banging onscreen. Luckily this feature gives us A LOT to remember her by. First off, she’s in bondage for practically the entire movie. Secondly, when she’s not moaning for the camera we’ve got Cougar Nina Hartley, Asian Fujiko, and Alt goddess Emily Marilyn getting down to business. Tied up, spread open, Stuffed Upside Down!...If you were ever looking for a way to make your bedroom life more creative, grab a pad and take notes! But wait, that’s Hardly the end of the Jenna sex parade. Right after that, we’ll be premiering JENNA LOVES JUSTIN AGAIN (for all of you old-fashioned horndogs into traditional guy-on-girl banging). Make sure you’re “in the zone” before this one begins, because once the body rocking starts there’s No time for a breather. You’ll have to be extra quick with that TiVo remote too, because there’s So much action and So many starlets (Holly Wellin, Krystal Steal, Sophia Rossi…just to name a few!), you’ll have to Rewind back for multiple viewings. This is full-blown sensory overload and that’s exactly why we love it. There’s nothing wrong with getting your sex fix from the best starlet in the biz (She’s number 1 for a reason!). Catch nonstop Jenna Jameson when JENNA LOVES JUSTIN AGAIN premieres, Friday June 5, 10:00pm E/P, followed by JENNA LOVES PAIN 2 at 11:00pm E/P!

Now for all of you hardcore fans who like a little artistic edge to your erotica, let us steer you in the direction of BELOVED CHANEL. It’s not often that we throw a shout out to an adult director, but D. Cypher’s outdone himself with this masterpiece. After sliding behind the lens for classics like Lela Undone and Hard Bluff, he’s finally come into his own with a story about lust, mourning, and HARDCORE SEX! The angles, the visual quality, the close ups of Roxy Jezel’s crotch! Hell, even the box art kicks ass! Yea, we know how much you love the raw fun of an amateur flick, but every now and then indulge yourself with a big budget, professionally executed, all-star bangathon (especially one starring hotty Chanel St James)! In the back of the mom and pop DVD store, this would be that high-end title that’s always priced extra, but here at Playboy TV we’re giving it to you without any of the hassle. And on a final note, we know there’s some amateur fans that STILL will never be convinced about committing to a fantasy sex flick. For that reason, we proudly present BUSTED HIDDEN CAMERA SEX. Yes it’s raw and completely plotless, yes it’s got tons of Real college girls getting naked and nasty, and Yes it’s airing TONS of times this month on Playboy TV. Happy? You will be after watching the lesbo strap-on scene. Let’s just hope you don’t recognize any of the ladies from your daughter or girlfriend’s college class. BUSTED HIDDEN CAMERA SEX premieres on Saturday June 6, 10:00pm E/P. And catch the network premiere of BELOVED CHANEL on Saturday June 20, 10:00pm E/P.

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