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PLAYBOY TV November Premieres Go For The Funny ‘Bone’!

Posted: Nov 01, 2011 - 11:39am by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Take Offs

Let’s face it, sex flicks can be very funny. Often times they’re not meant to be (as evidenced by Rachel Perry’s weekly skewerings on THE STASH), but there are a few that make a point not to take themselves too seriously. This month’s TAKE-OFF premieres fall right into that category. Oh don’t get us wrong, they DEFINITELY deliver in the heat department…but they may just tickle your funny bone along the way.

Kicking things off, it’s SEINFELD 2: A PARODY. Now you already know what to expect with this one. The last SEINFELD TAKE-OFF did gangbusters on Playboy TV. The viewer feedback we got on Gerry, Elaina, Gorge, and (especially) “Krammer” was overwhelming and prompted us to crank out another sequel quick! And with over 100 episodes of the original series to work with, you can bet we got material you can yada yada yada about. This time out, we’re spoofing that classic “Bet” episode where everybody has to hold out from pleasuring themselves. In our version, the gang makes a wager to see who can hold out the longest from sex. And, knowing how the TAKE-OFFs do it, you can imagine how short that Bet will be! Gerry’s scoring groupies after standup shows, Elaina’s swinging both ways, and even Gorge is gorging on Asian tail. Plus with a side cast that includes Ann Marie Rios, Gracie Glam and Asa Akira, you KNOW it’s gonna be good! Catch the premiere of SEINFELD 2: A PARODY, Saturday November 12 at 11pm E/P!

Then, just in time for Thanksgiving weekend, it’s the cartoon crime solvers you know and love, brought to life and baring all! SCOOBY DOO: A PARODY is keeping all of those nudges and winks you remember from the series intact. Is Shaggy a secret stoner? Does Velma have urges for other women? Has there ever been a foursome in the back of that hippie van?!! Every mystery is getting solved here and we’ve got an A-list cast to do it! Straight from her run on NAUGHTY AMATEUR HOME VIDEOS comes “Goddess” Bree Olson as the ultra hot Daphne. Plus, we’ve got Bobbi Starr embracing her nerdy girl side as Velma with a capital “V!” Trapped in a spooky old house, the gang is on the hunt for their missing pup (and playing with a few kitties along the way). And, in what we think may be a TAKE-OFFs first, this movie’s got girl-on-girl-on-ghost action! Oh yea, even the monsters are getting some love here. See for yourself when SCOOBY DOO: A PARODY premieres, Saturday November 26 at 11pm E/P!

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Bree Olson Joins NAUGHTY AMATEUR HOME VIDEOS On July 1st!

Posted: Jun 17, 2011 - 12:00pm by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Naughty Amateur Home Videos

Talk about a match made in sex heaven! Playboy TVs’ most popular series is now getting paired with the most popular “goddess” in Hollywood! Say hello to Bree Olson and a season of all-new NAUGHTY AMATEUR HOME VIDEOS! We don’t even know where to begin with this one. Let’s start with Bree. In case you were living under a rock for the past six months, we’ll catch you up on her enormous star power. For one thing, she’s an award-winning actress and has been seen in some the adult world’s hottest films (tune in to a few of our TAKE-OFFS to get a better perspective on that). She also happened to be the main “goddess” for one of tinseltown’s most-talked about Warlocks. Oh yea, you know who we’re talking about. Let’s just say that Bree’s sex appeal has the power to fire up any guy’s “torpedo of truth,” if you know what we mean. But beyond that, she’s also witty, spontaneous, and a great MC for some of the hottest home movies on the planet. For the newest season of NAHV, we’re putting Bree front and center at a raging pool party and getting her to set up clips that’ll make your jaw drop. Yup, now we’re getting to the NAUGHTY part. A Playboy TV institution, NAHV continues to get a huge response from our dedicated fans. And if there’s one thing you know about Playboy TV, it’s that we love giving the people what they want. And this year, we’ve got A LOT to work with! There’s sexy cell phone footage, bedroom camcorders, and exhibitionist MILFs doing all kinds of dirty deeds in public. Plus young couples, girls loving girls, and piles of footage that are way too lengthy to break down here. If you want to see why Bree and NAHV kick ass, just catch the season premiere of NAUGHTY AMATEUR HOME VIDEOS, Friday July 1 at 10PM E/P. Trust us, you WON’T regret it.

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PLAYBOY TV’s June Late Night Premieres Promise All-Star TAKE-OFFS!

Posted: May 31, 2011 - 3:08pm by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Take Offs

Roll out the red carpet and we’ll get gorgeous adult starlets to strut naked across it. Sure names like Nikki Benz and Bree Olson aren’t as recognizable as Angelina Jolie or Cameron Diaz, be we can GUARANTEE they’ll deliver better onscreen “performances.” Want proof? Then whip out your calendar and mark down these premiere dates, because it’s going to be one helluva June on Playboy TV!

Our first big premiere promises some major “stars of tomorrow.” Sure Jayla and Sunset aren’t household names now, but after watching what they do in CAN’T BE DIFFERENT STROKES: THE REUNION, you’ll definitely want to join their fan club. This movie is turning Mr. Drummond’s New York penthouse into a full-blown sex den and every starlet plays her role perfectly. There’s sweet sister Kimberly getting it on with her older black bro, the naughty neighbor girl laying down on the luxury couch, even MILFy Mrs. Garrett is taking one for the team! But, of course, that’s just part of the fun. The true scene stealer of CAN’T BE DIFFERENT STROKES is Mr. Shorty Mac! Though the great Gary Coleman has sadly left us, we can happily say that Shorty does a great job of carrying on his wisecracking legacy. Plus he’s proving that a little dude can definitely pack a hardcore punch! See for yourself when CAN’T BE DIFFERENT STROKES: THE REUINION premieres, Saturday June 4 at 11pm E/P!

We all know about June gloom, but don’t fret! We purposely scheduled GODDESS IN TRAINING: BREE OLSON right in the middle of the month to wipe away all of the clouds from the outside world. Oh yea, you’ll be hearing A LOT from Bree in the near future. As every hardcore Playboy TV fan is aware, Charlie Sheen’s former goddess is now our brand new host of NAUGHTY AMATEUR HOME VIDEOS! But unfortunately you’ll have to wait until July for that to kick off. Until then, we thought we’d treat you to some of the best moments from Bree’s legendary adult career. This flick happened to be shot before she hit the big time (which actually makes it better). Young, innocent, and down for anything, it’s clear li’l Ms. Olson had A LOT of potential way back when. Watch her do stuff with girls, guys, and everything in between when GODDESS IN TRAINING: BREE OLSON premieres, Thursday June 16 at 10pm E/P!

Up next, it’s gorgeous Jessica Jaymes headlining CSI: MIAMI: A PARODY! Truly one of the adult world’s heaviest hitters, Jessica’s got tens of thousands of Twitter followers, a tricked out MySpace page, and enough sex appeal to cross over to the mainstream. That’s right, she’s one of those select few who’ve actually “broken through” to a legitimate acting career (we all remember her from Weeds, right?). Not only that, she’s an official Hustler Honey and a former Penthouse Pet! Now she’s strutting her stuff for Playboy TV in this wild TAKE OFF from the beaches of south Florida. This movie’s got string bikinis, bar hookups, and a nice bit of mystery to keep our fans guessing. Will Jess and her partner Tabitha Stevens crack the case? Or will the bad guys take a crack at their bodies in the bedroom? We’re thinking a little of both. See for yourself, when CSI: MIAMI: A PARODY premieres, Saturday June 18 at 11pm E/P!

And finally, we’re topping off June with a delicious naked dessert. Blonde cutie Nikki Benz is ready to whet your sexual appetite with the premiere of TOP HEAVY CHEF: A PARODY! Sporting that long cooking hat, a white apron, and nothing else, this AVN darling is doing all kinds of sexy deeds in the kitchen. And don’t think we’re stopping there. This flick’s also got Tabitha Stevens playing with naughty “utensils,” Jules Sterling’s famous cherry pie, and bus boys giving Brooke Haven a “tip!” The formula for this movie is simple: take four gorgeous pornstars, add in three helpings of sex toys, a dash of whipped cream, and rub accordingly. Then top it off with some bulging studs in chefs’ hats and you’ve got yourself the hardcore recipe for TOP HEAVY CHEF: A PARODY! Watch what “rises” when this big premiere hits, Saturday June 25 at 11pm E/P!

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