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Nicoleta & Scott's Diary from Episode 8

Posted: Apr 02, 2011 - 10:39pm by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Swing

THURSDAY: Newbies Janel and Stevens arrive from NYC. A HOT couple who often party with HedoOnline and are already booked on our swingers Cancun takeover in May. Today’s game is “shaving cream bikini’s and water guns”. Everyone gets crazy and has fun with it, you won’t want to miss this episode!

Jaiya is here tonight! She’s a famous therapist, tantric expert, polyamorus, and mistress. It’s nice to catch up with her since the last time we saw each other on the Tyra Banks show. She leads a tantric massage session which is incredibly hot. Everyone gets naked, and first it’s the girls turn…Jaiya has the guys learning some new tricks and the girls are LOVING it! Now we switch and the girls massage the guys...it doesn’t take long before we are all struggling to not cum (no guys wants to be the first to tap out, of course). It’s pretty incredible and the atmosphere is electric.

After the massage session we are worked up in a huge way and head downstairs into the famous RED ROOM where the action really heats up! Kristy and Janel did a double dildo scene that you’ll have to see to believe. Kristin and Nicoleta keep petting Stevens, as neither one of them could keep their hands off him (yes, he’s sick good looking, freak).

FRIDAY: We woke up early and did our couples interview facing right into a blinding sun. I’m sure we’ll be squinting in whatever scenes the producers decide to use from that. Clayton made an awesome chili verde, which everyone just devoured. We do the goodbye scene with the newbies, after which Stevens heads out for a DJ gig in Washington. Janel stays another night and has a "hall pass" (meaning she is free to swing without him), which we sadly didn’t get to enjoy as we headed to the amusement park on the Santa Monica pier with Ashley & Early and Kristen & Clayton. The girls all got funnel cakes (Our sexy Babes eating junk food? Yep), then Ashley and Kristen went on the whip-ride, with Ashley – pantyless - laughing as she flashed the vanillas gathered around watching (I’m sure they are all Playboy TV subscribers now).

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Big Bang, Betties & More In PLAYBOY TV’s April Movie Premieres!

Posted: Mar 29, 2011 - 11:58am by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Editorial Top Picks

Can you tell that April is Playboy’s favorite month? With tight spring outfits and holidays dedicated to bunnies, how could it not be? In the next couple of weeks, we’re dishing out an Easter basket full of sweet starlets, naughty Kisses, and Peeps that will make you want to spend your Saturday nights IN! Get your notepad out, because here’s what we’ve got in our sexy goodie bag…

First up, it’s the war torn TAKE OFF, NOT M*A*S*H*: A PARODY! And when we say “torn,” we’re talking about the ripped up fatigues showing off the Krissy Lynn’s DDs! From the same team that gave us NOT THE BRADYS comes hot chicks with guns, sex in tents, and Corporal Klinger getting his “privates” inspected. Trust us, this 4077 unit is much more interesting in making love than making war. There’s Horny Lips Houlihan wearing nothing but her dog tags, Hawkeye’s horizontal mambo…even Radar’s zeroed in on a nice piece of Korean tail! How good is this TAKE OFF? Both AVN and XPLAY named it Best Sex Parody of the year! But don’t take their word for it, check out the NOT M*A*S*H*: A PARODY premiere for yourself, Saturday April 9 at 11pm E/P. We guarantee it will get your pants to stand at attention.

Like your movies with a hardcore edge? Then you won’t want to miss the premiere of THE BAD LUCK BETTIES. We’re going super retro for this wild romp. Straight from the new VIVID ALT offshoot, we’ve got Pinky Lee, Mika Tan, and Bianca Dagger hooking up with the hottest street broads you’ve ever seen. Leather jackets, chains, old school motorcycles…Think of this like that classic Marlon Brando movie, except with naked chicks and lesbians. You’re up on the whole “Bettie” trend, right? Just like those pinup queens from back in the day, these modern-day hotties are dolling themselves up with lipstick and slipping on the leopard skin panties. Wanna see what we get them to do after the sock hop winds down? Greaser punk sex, taboo tattoo parlors, and Marie Luv ready to “Sit On It!” Oh yea, you’ll definitely yearn for the “good old days” after watching THE BAD LUCK BETTIES premiere, Thursday April 14 at 10pm E/P!

Don’t you love movies with one-word titles that explain it all? STRIPPER falls right into that category. Filmed in what Vivid likes to call, Skin-O-Rama, it’s got Monique Alexander, Stephanie Swift and all the sleazy fun of a Vegas bachelor party. Shot at a real LA strip club, this one’s got pole dancing, lap dances, and stuff you’d WISH those girls would do in the back room. Best of all, you don’t even need to have any dollar bills in your pocket to enjoy it! Sure there’s a plot in there somewhere about jealous girlfriends and innocent amateurs hitting “the pole” for the first time, but that’s not what makes STRIPPER so great. We love it because every girl featured is a seasoned pro and works that stage better than “exotic dancer” we’ve ever seen! Check it out for yourself when STRIPPER premieres, Thursday April 21 at 10pm E/P!

And seeing how another big part of April is the whole “Fool” factor, we figure we’d showcase some nerds getting VERY lucky in BIG BANG THEORY: A PARODY. Based on that way-too-hard-believe sitcom about dorks who buddy up with their hot neighbor, this one’s got an even hotter female lead…and she’s brought some friends too! Ashlyn Brooke’s de-virginizing four hapless losers, but not before getting it on with her lady BFFs! Kristina Rose, Charley Chase and more are making geek fantasies come true with Skype sex, ménage a trios, and Star Wars role playing. Trust us, BIG BANG THEORY: A PARODY will definitely beam “up” that ensign in your pants. Don’t miss the big premiere, Saturday April 23 at 11pm E/P!

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SWING host Anna David’s recap of Episode 7

Posted: Mar 26, 2011 - 5:39pm by Playboy TV
Filed Under: The Stash

Christine and David were exactly what I imagined when I first envisioned newbie couples descending on a group of wizened swingers: two people who had been together seemingly forever, whose sex life had perhaps fallen by the wayside as responsibilities, kids, careers, and life had taken precedence. And yet they turned out to be entirely different than what I’d expected. I figured, by the seventh time around, I had figured out what was what so I felt safe assuming that he was sort of pushing her into it and that the entire episode would end badly. But, as they say, “assuming” makes an “ass” out of “u” and “mi” – er, me. Christine, as it turned out, was far more open-minded than I would have ever expected her to be. By making the most of the experience, she not only learned a lot about herself but also taught the rest of us a few things. Was I the only one taking mental notes?

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Happy Endings On The Season Finale Of BROOKLYN KINDA LOVE!

Posted: Mar 20, 2011 - 12:20pm by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Brooklyn Kinda Love

Ok, even we will admit there was a little bit of sappiness in this week’s BROOKLYN KINDA LOVE. But isn’t that what romance is all about? Sure there’s fights, sex, and wild nights out, but there’s also cuddling, affection, and dare we say it…LOVE (it is in the title after all). And if there’s one thing that the Finale taught us, it’s that the love between our four couples is still incredibly strong. Sure Braniff and Frances have had major blowouts, but how adorable was it to see them looking at that wedding dress through the window? Frances even got a little choked up thinking about marriage, getting a home, and raising little Braniffs. Despite all of the turmoil we’ve seen between these two, we are definitely rooting for them to make it. Vinny and Rhiannon have also had some MAJOR ups and downs this season. But now, things definitely seem to be on the upswing. Rhiannon is keeping her sober promise and don’t be surprised if there’s a baby update in the near future. Both of them seem dedicated to leave their party lifestyles behind and settle down into domestic bliss. And though we didn’t see any bling bling, we’d say it’s safe to assume that Nikki and Chris are ready for the altar. She openly admitted she’d accept his proposal and Chris’ grin made us wonder if there was already a ring hiding in his back pocket. As for Bek and Erin...Well, we kind of fooled you with last week’s teaser. Yea they had a spat this episode, but there’s definitely plenty of XOXOs left between these two. In fact, Bek’s ready to introduce Erin to her ultra-conservative parents. If only we had one more episode to see how that turned out! All in all, the past 10 weeks have brought us plenty of BROOKLYN moments to remember. And don’t worry, we’ll still be airing all of your favorite episodes throughout the month of March!

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Anna David breaks down Swing Episode 6

Posted: Mar 19, 2011 - 4:41pm by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Swing

I felt immediately protective of Sabrina when I met her: not because she was young, though she was, and not because she talked about how it took her a long time to get comfortable, always implying – if not stating -- that Anthony was better than her at dealing with other people. She was just so vulnerable and open while, ironically enough, remaining concerned that she wasn’t vulnerable and open. Yet I thought she and Anthony had one of the strongest relationships of all the couples that came through the house. While many of the other ones were clearly hot for each other or in situations that worked, Sabrina and Anthony were, it was always clear, in it for the long haul. A figurative Mack truck could come and descend on their relationship – which, as it turns out, sort of happened while they were in the Swing house – and they’d do whatever they had to in order to clear away the wreckage and move on.
It’s merely frosting on the cake, in my opinion, that they’d know each other’s body parts anywhere (you’re just going to have to watch the episode to find out what that means!)

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The Final Countdown On Episode 9 Of BROOKLYN KINDA LOVE!

Posted: Mar 13, 2011 - 3:13pm by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Brooklyn Kinda Love

Wow, believe it or not there’s only one more episode of BROOKLYN KINDA LOVE left! And what a wild journey it has been. Look at any of these happy couples on the street and you would never guess that they’ve secretly had threesomes, battled substance abuse, and fought bitterly with their families. But that’s the magic of BROOKLYN, isn’t it? Going just a little deeper into what really makes a ‘mature’ relationship. Well don’t worry, there’s still plenty of drama left. Nikki and Chris are in the middle of a major skirmish at the moment. What they’re going through aren’t petty fights, but some serious “big picture” stuff. Will Chris be able to accept the fact that Nikki doesn’t want the 9 to 5 life? And will Nikki ever come to terms with “domestication.” This could be make it or break it time for the two…something we’ll find out more on next week. Vinny and Rhiannon both want to take their love to the next level, but there’s a major stumbling block in their way. And this one happens to come in white powder form. If Rhiannon is serious about marriage and kids, she’s going to have to give up her ultimate vice, something Vinny is heavily pushing for. And how about Bek and Erin? Sure they can laugh it up and enjoy a good Scrabble game, but we get the feeling there’s a major revelation in store on Episode 10. In the meantime, we did get a funny new term out of the girls. Did you like the way they “Jilled Off” underneath the sheets? As for Frances and Braniff, we really think they deserve their own spinoff. Their relationship is like a sitcom and soap opera all rolled into one! This time the issue was whether or not they were starting to “get tired” of each other. Braniff definitely seemed to have his mind on other things than sexing up his girlfriend. Will the spark stay lit until the end of season? We’ll find out next week in the BROOKLYN KINDA LOVE Season Finale. Make sure you watch Saturday March 19 at 10:00pm E/P! We guarantee there will be plenty of surprises.

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