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Star Trek Sexiness On Playboy TV’s TAKE OFFS!

Posted: Apr 24, 2012 - 10:08am by Playboy TV
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Are you ready to boldly go underneath the skirts of a few lady Star Fleet officers? This week, Playboy TV’s “engaging” its most ambitious TAKE OFF yet! Oh yes, we’re talking about STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION – A PARODY. Sporting a budget that would put most independent movies to shame, this flick’s got interplanetary explorations, exotic alien babes and a cast that looks nearly identical to the classic Enterprise crew. And just like every TAKE OFF, it’s got tons of steamy scenes to “beam up” that photon blaster in your pants! There’s Data the android letting a MILF play with his mechanical member. And how about seeing Worf the Klingon clinging on to a pair of supple DD’s?! Throw in a horndog Captain Pecker-ard, Kimberly Kane as Dr. Crusher and naked female clones and you’ve got yourself one helluva intergalactic party on your hands. Make sure to check out the big budget trailer for a sneak peek of what’s to come. Trust us, your sex life will “live long and prosper after watching STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION – A PARODY. Catch the big premiere, Saturday April 28 at 11pm E/P!

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Matchmaker MILFs On Playboy TV’s TAKE OFFS!

Posted: Apr 09, 2012 - 11:38am by Playboy TV
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We’ve got to say “Bravo” to Bravo! The Real Housewives cable channel has given us some great material for a TAKE OFF this month. Oh yes, we’re talking about MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER: A PARODY. You know how the premise of that series works, right? Each week, a curvy Cougar and her assistants hook up lonely rich dudes with the girls of their dreams. Well in our version of the show, things pretty much play out the same. The only difference is, the MILFy matchmaker slides into the bed with them! And you won’t have to worry about boring dinner scenes here. These millionaire men are looking for compatibility between the sheets! Thankfully, Patti and her clients are happy to oblige. But that’s only the beginning. To prove she’s got the best “candidates,” our MATCHMAKER mistress is testing out her ladies in the corporate office. If they can pleasure her male secretary, they’re the right girls for the job! And did we mention we’ve got AVN Award winning actress India Summer headlining the cast? This is definitely one matchup you won’t want to miss! Catch the Playboy TV premiere of MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER: A PARODY, Saturday April 14 at 11pm E/P!

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Bumps N’ Grinds In The Night On Playboy TV’s TAKE OFFS!

Posted: Mar 11, 2012 - 5:30pm by Playboy TV
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Word of warning, HALLOWEEN: A PARODY may be one of the darkest TAKE OFFS we’ve ever aired. Not that it’s necessarily a bad thing. This movie is turning down the camp factor and turning up the thrills! You’ll literally be jumping in your seat when you see our masked killer hunt down sexy pornstars like Andy San Dimas and Lexi Belle. Only instead of pulling a knife out of his pocket, he’s got another “instrument” to penetrate them with. It’s funny how quickly screams of fear can turn into moans of pleasure. And that’s exactly what’ll be happening here, as our frightened coeds learn to embrace the Wang of Michael Myers! Fans of the original movie will get some fun recreations too, including a whole new naked twist to that opening scene. You may want to bring someone to cuddle up with when HALLOWEEN: A PARODY kicks off (or at least leave the porch light on). Catch the big premiere, Saturday March 17 at 11pm E/P!

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Breaking Nudes This Week On Playboy TV’s TAKE OFFS!

Posted: Mar 01, 2012 - 5:20pm by Playboy TV
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This just in! ANCHORMAN: A PARODY is making its big Playboy TV debut on March 3. And don’t worry, it promises to keep all of those Will Ferrell one-liners intact. In fact, it’s taking the LOL factor even further with pornstar boob jokes, interns under the news desk, and full-frontal field reporting! Oh yea, the guys behind this TAKE OFF have done their homework and replicated every character you love from the original film (including cowboy sports guy Chance Kind). There’s also an all-star cast of leading ladies, including India Summer, Dana DeArmond, and newbie Tasha Reign as “the weather girl.” And you can bet that they’ll all be delivering breaking nudes, along with cheeseball moments that would definitely make Ron Burgundy proud. We’re even airing it at the same time as your local newscast (only without the stuffy suits and long skirts). Don’t miss ANCHORMAN: A PARODY, Saturday March 3 at 11pm E/P!

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Bad Li’l BRIDESMAIDS This Month On Playboy TV!

Posted: Feb 01, 2012 - 12:59pm by Playboy TV
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After watching the comedy hit Bridesmaids last summer, two words came to our heads: TAKE-OFF! Oh yea, the writers of that chick flick did half of the work for us with its raunchy undertones and R-rated catfights. The only thing they forgot was a naked shower scene and a couple of lesbians. Not to worry, our new premiere BRIDESMAIDS: A PARODY has got you covered in that department. For this naughty outing, our team’s assembled AVN Award darling Sarah Vandella as the MILFY Mrs.-to-be. That alone would’ve sold us, but then they rounded up the all-star bridal party! There’s Kagney Linn Karter as the bisexual BFF, Lexi Swallow as the horny “bad girl,” and sultry Sasha Knox as the bachelorette with the biggest boobs! But of course, that’s only part of the fun. BRIDESMAIDS: A PARODY is still hitting hard with the comedy by recreating all of those over-the-top moments you remember (Yes, that includes the infamous “bridal shop scene”). Take a peek at this Uncensored sneak preview, then make sure to catch the BRIDESMAIDS: A PARODY premiere, Saturday February 4 at 11pm E/P!

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PLAYBOY TV December Premieres Are Getting Sexy In The 70’s!

Posted: Dec 05, 2011 - 10:47am by Playboy TV
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Let’s just say we were feeling a bit groovy this month. Even though the disco era is long behind us, our two big December premieres are all about stirring up some of that Saturday Night Sex Fever. Come along in our classic TV time machine as we TAKE-OFF two classics from a hardcore era gone by.

First up, it’s the ragtag bunch of cabbies from TAXI: A HARDCORE PARODY. Recreating the legendary sitcom to a tee, this TAKE-OFF’s got that instrumental intro, Nardo’s big knockers, and Ron Jeremy doing a picture perfect Danny DeVito impression. But beyond that, it’s taking those HBO Taxicab Confessions fantasies to a whole new naughty level. Not only are we getting the gang to hook up in the garage, we’re taking them on the road! Streetwalkers, party girls, and sweet Jenny Hendrix are sticking their thumbs out on the sidewalk and we’re answering the call! Don’t have enough fare for a ride to the strip club? No problem. Our drivers have plenty of “other ways” to receive payment. And they’re doing it all with a hilarious spin. Every screwball character you remember is getting highlighted here. Latka the grease monkey, Crazy Jim, that sexy redheaded MILF…we’ve got a great set of doppelgangers ready to gang up on each other in the bedroom! See it for yourself, when TAXI: A HARDCORE PARODY premieres, Saturday December 10 at 11pm E/P!

Now, a quick disclaimer about premiere #2. For the record, CAN’T BE SANFORD & SON: A PARODY doesn’t have quite the same budget as our typical high-end TAKE-OFFs, but it DEFINITELY delivers in the hardcore department! This ode to the junkyard has a lot of heart (and a lot of booty) behind it. Made from the same team that brought us CAN’T BE DIFF’RENT STROKES, it’s tapping into every amateur fantasy you can think of. There’s black girls with big ol’ rumps, topheavy chocolate MILFs, and horny college babes getting freaky with father and son! And we’ll make sure all you SANFORD fans get a laugh out of the experience too. We’ve thrown in a Grady lookalike, cool cat Lamont, and a Redd Foxx impersonator full of all those wisecracks you remember. But most importantly, we’ve assembled some of the wildest urban sex scenes you’ve ever seen (at a real L.A. junkyard no less!). Plus, who wouldn’t want to ring in New Year’s Eve with the gorgeous Cleopatra Hendrix? Watch it all go down when CAN’T BE SANFORD & SON: A PARODY premieres, Saturday December 31 at 11pm E/P!

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