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Posted: Nov 30, 2010 - 4:49pm by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Take Offs
Filed Under: Take Offs
Don’t worry, at PLAYBOY TV we prefer to reward naughty instead of nice. And since we know you’ve all been good, loyal viewers this year, we’ve decided to give you your sexy holiday presents early. Namely, four smoking hot movie premieres perfect for warming up those sheets during the long winter nights!
First up, it’s CHEERS: A PARODY. Oh yea, you knew our TAKE-OFFS would get around to this one sooner or later. The team behind DIRTY ROCK and the SEINFELD parody have assembled a huge cast of (much hotter) lookalikes and stuck them in your favorite watering hole. Remember that whole Sam, Diane, and Rebecca love triangle? Well we’ve worked out a way so ALL THREE can benefit. And yes, we know that Carla wasn’t the most attractive barmaid back on the original show. But when you put that apron on smoking hot Annabelle Lee, things start looking a whole lot better! Add in Norm, drunk hotties, and big “Woody” and you’re in for a sexy party that’s going way beyond last call. Here everybody knows your name and much more! Drop on by Saturday December 4 at 11pm E/P for the premiere of CHEERS: A PARODY!
Sure at first glance CSI doesn’t seem like the sexiest show to parody. But imagine if instead of over-the-hill investigators and boring lab techs, we cast it with smoking hot Euro babes! We’ve got to give credit to Daring Media, they really know to crank out a TAKE OFF! CSI: A PARODY’s got all of the elements you love about the show (mystery, crime, yellow tape) AND all of the elements you love about Playboy TV (boobs, hot chicks, more boobs)! There’s Jennifer Love naked under her lab coat, MILFy suspects getting interrogating the naughty way, and an S & M subplot that’s way too steamy to mention here. Trust us, this movie will keep you guessing (and salivating) until the very end. Whodunit? More like whodunHer, and her, and her…you get the picture. Check out CSI: A PARODY, Saturday December 11 at 11pm E/P!
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Now just to prove that we’re not entirely about TAKE-OFFS, here’s a little something for all of you Briana Banks fans out there. We have to admit, BRIANA EXTREME is a little bittersweet. You see, this gorgeous blonde (and Vivid contract girl) has given us over 10 years of naughty entertainment. Since her first naked onscreen appearance at the tender age of 20, Briana has appeared in over one hundred films. Now at the ripe old age of 30, she’s looking to retire…but not without one last piece de resistance! BRIANA EXTREME may represent her final foray into naughtiness, but it also embraces all of the things that made Briana so great. She’s fulfilling every fantasy you can think of and pairing up with hot starlets like Aiden Starr. Help us celebrate the beauty, the body, and the Boom Boom Pow sex appeal of Briana Banks in BRIANA EXTREME, Friday December 17 at 10pm E/P!
And, just in time for the big holiday, we’ve got a double dose of sexy fun with TWINZ! Oh yea, just imagine waking up and under that big tree finding sexy Brit sisters Kit and Kat Lee! These girls are absolutely identical, but there is ONE way to tell them apart. You see Kat likes getting extra cozy with her girlfriends, while Kit prefers a gentlemanly touch. The best part about TWINZ! is that we’re getting each sister to do both! This soon-to-be-European classic is putting our starlets through tons of naughty challenges and they’re loving every minute of it. Forget the caroling and egg nog parties, if you REALLY want to have some cozy fun on Christmas Eve, watch us unwrap the goodies the Lee sisters are baring. TWINZ! premieres Friday December 24 at 11pm E/P!
First up, it’s CHEERS: A PARODY. Oh yea, you knew our TAKE-OFFS would get around to this one sooner or later. The team behind DIRTY ROCK and the SEINFELD parody have assembled a huge cast of (much hotter) lookalikes and stuck them in your favorite watering hole. Remember that whole Sam, Diane, and Rebecca love triangle? Well we’ve worked out a way so ALL THREE can benefit. And yes, we know that Carla wasn’t the most attractive barmaid back on the original show. But when you put that apron on smoking hot Annabelle Lee, things start looking a whole lot better! Add in Norm, drunk hotties, and big “Woody” and you’re in for a sexy party that’s going way beyond last call. Here everybody knows your name and much more! Drop on by Saturday December 4 at 11pm E/P for the premiere of CHEERS: A PARODY! Sure at first glance CSI doesn’t seem like the sexiest show to parody. But imagine if instead of over-the-hill investigators and boring lab techs, we cast it with smoking hot Euro babes! We’ve got to give credit to Daring Media, they really know to crank out a TAKE OFF! CSI: A PARODY’s got all of the elements you love about the show (mystery, crime, yellow tape) AND all of the elements you love about Playboy TV (boobs, hot chicks, more boobs)! There’s Jennifer Love naked under her lab coat, MILFy suspects getting interrogating the naughty way, and an S & M subplot that’s way too steamy to mention here. Trust us, this movie will keep you guessing (and salivating) until the very end. Whodunit? More like whodunHer, and her, and her…you get the picture. Check out CSI: A PARODY, Saturday December 11 at 11pm E/P! Now just to prove that we’re not entirely about TAKE-OFFS, here’s a little something for all of you Briana Banks fans out there. We have to admit, BRIANA EXTREME is a little bittersweet. You see, this gorgeous blonde (and Vivid contract girl) has given us over 10 years of naughty entertainment. Since her first naked onscreen appearance at the tender age of 20, Briana has appeared in over one hundred films. Now at the ripe old age of 30, she’s looking to retire…but not without one last piece de resistance! BRIANA EXTREME may represent her final foray into naughtiness, but it also embraces all of the things that made Briana so great. She’s fulfilling every fantasy you can think of and pairing up with hot starlets like Aiden Starr. Help us celebrate the beauty, the body, and the Boom Boom Pow sex appeal of Briana Banks in BRIANA EXTREME, Friday December 17 at 10pm E/P! And, just in time for the big holiday, we’ve got a double dose of sexy fun with TWINZ! Oh yea, just imagine waking up and under that big tree finding sexy Brit sisters Kit and Kat Lee! These girls are absolutely identical, but there is ONE way to tell them apart. You see Kat likes getting extra cozy with her girlfriends, while Kit prefers a gentlemanly touch. The best part about TWINZ! is that we’re getting each sister to do both! This soon-to-be-European classic is putting our starlets through tons of naughty challenges and they’re loving every minute of it. Forget the caroling and egg nog parties, if you REALLY want to have some cozy fun on Christmas Eve, watch us unwrap the goodies the Lee sisters are baring. TWINZ! premieres Friday December 24 at 11pm E/P! 
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Nice
Posted at 18:47 PM on Jan 05, 2011 by test789
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If you won't show PLAYMATE PROFILES,SOFTCORE SKINFLIX,SEX COURT,WOMEN OF COLOR SERIES,
etc., at least update the PLAYBOY VOD site with them. Your losing easy money PLAYBOY
ENTERPRISES.
Posted at 18:56 PM on Dec 22, 2010 by woc95
