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Posted: Sep 01, 2009 - 9:21am by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Double Features
Playboy TV’s got an invasion of epic proportions lined up for this month’s big Double Feature premieres. No we’re not talking about anywhere in the Middle East, we’re talking about the sweet spot beneath Ashlynn Brooke’s fatigue panties. Get ready to loosen your pants and stand at attention for ARMY SLUTFEST! Set against the backdrop of an intense overseas conflict, this movie’s primary objective is to service the bulges in our proud servicemen’s pants! Part raging war epic, part hot-bodied bangfest, there’s no denying that ARMY SLUTFEST’s got plenty of heart. Whether it’s the emotional scenes illustrating military struggles, or the motions Latin Cassandra Cruz makes when she wraps her mouth around a Private’s privates, our “performers” are giving their all to make a hardcore sex flick that matters. With 6 super hot nymphos shipped off to the bunkers, it’s pretty clear in the first 5 minutes that no booty’s going to get left behind. Samantha Ryan prefers opening her legs for Navy seamen. Sadie West doesn’t want just the few and proud, she wants to Everybody! And as for Celeste Star? Just make sure to Don’t Ask and Don’t Tell about her lesbian trysts with the hot Army Wives. Sure there are gripping scenes of chopper carnage and Black Hawks Down, but shortly thereafter leading lady Ashlynn’s getting the big rods right back Up and doing her part to raise our guys’ “spirits” at all times. We almost think she’s worthy of a Purple Porn Heart for her noble display of Courage Under BJ Fire. All kidding aside, Director Nic Andrews makes a solid effort to let the audience know that this is a labor of love and a tribute to everyone serving in the Armed Forces. We couldn’t agree more. So by all means, use some yellow ribbon the next time you tie your girlfriends’ legs to the bedpost and salute Playboy TV’s big network premiere of ARMY SLUTFEST on Saturday September 5, 10pm ET/PT.
Attention hot mama lovers, Playboy TV’s MILF Alert just got raised up Big Time this September! It seems that 5 hot young brides have just been added to the Most Wanted Cougar list and we’re showcasing each and every one of them. Think you can handle CHEATING HORNY WIVES? Not only is it chock full of some of the craziest MILF sex ever filmed, it’s also a stern warning to every guy with a horny wife or girlfriend. Look, we all know it’s tough being a man in today’s world. There’s huge pressures to keep the bills paid, half your days are spent in traffic, and the boss is always trying to keep you late...but think for a moment about the impact it has on your sexy significant other. Let this movie be a lesson to you. If you keep your woman neglected too long with those 12-hour days and “company dinners”, here’s what’s going to happen! Bang-hungry brunette Hunter Bryce is taking a stiff lover on the bathroom floor! Blonde barely-MILF Violet’s wrapped her mouth around a stud making BJ housecalls. And Leggy Katrina’s hired a foreign dude to do some day laboring between her legs! Add in Fetish mama Holly and coed bride Kristina and you’ve got clear-cut examples of repressed horny hotties exploding on the first bulging guy they see. But hey, can you blame them? They’ve got perfect racks, endlessly deep throats, and can bend in positions that’ll make yoga teachers blush. It’s almost a crime, NOT to put their butt naked bodies to work! CHEATING HORNY WIVES is raw, hardcore, and (most importantly) proof positive that you better pleasure your wife multiple times a day! See how wild these ladies can get on the network premiere, Saturday September 19, 10pm ET/PT!
Filed Under: Double Features
Playboy TV’s got an invasion of epic proportions lined up for this month’s big Double Feature premieres. No we’re not talking about anywhere in the Middle East, we’re talking about the sweet spot beneath Ashlynn Brooke’s fatigue panties. Get ready to loosen your pants and stand at attention for ARMY SLUTFEST! Set against the backdrop of an intense overseas conflict, this movie’s primary objective is to service the bulges in our proud servicemen’s pants! Part raging war epic, part hot-bodied bangfest, there’s no denying that ARMY SLUTFEST’s got plenty of heart. Whether it’s the emotional scenes illustrating military struggles, or the motions Latin Cassandra Cruz makes when she wraps her mouth around a Private’s privates, our “performers” are giving their all to make a hardcore sex flick that matters. With 6 super hot nymphos shipped off to the bunkers, it’s pretty clear in the first 5 minutes that no booty’s going to get left behind. Samantha Ryan prefers opening her legs for Navy seamen. Sadie West doesn’t want just the few and proud, she wants to Everybody! And as for Celeste Star? Just make sure to Don’t Ask and Don’t Tell about her lesbian trysts with the hot Army Wives. Sure there are gripping scenes of chopper carnage and Black Hawks Down, but shortly thereafter leading lady Ashlynn’s getting the big rods right back Up and doing her part to raise our guys’ “spirits” at all times. We almost think she’s worthy of a Purple Porn Heart for her noble display of Courage Under BJ Fire. All kidding aside, Director Nic Andrews makes a solid effort to let the audience know that this is a labor of love and a tribute to everyone serving in the Armed Forces. We couldn’t agree more. So by all means, use some yellow ribbon the next time you tie your girlfriends’ legs to the bedpost and salute Playboy TV’s big network premiere of ARMY SLUTFEST on Saturday September 5, 10pm ET/PT. Attention hot mama lovers, Playboy TV’s MILF Alert just got raised up Big Time this September! It seems that 5 hot young brides have just been added to the Most Wanted Cougar list and we’re showcasing each and every one of them. Think you can handle CHEATING HORNY WIVES? Not only is it chock full of some of the craziest MILF sex ever filmed, it’s also a stern warning to every guy with a horny wife or girlfriend. Look, we all know it’s tough being a man in today’s world. There’s huge pressures to keep the bills paid, half your days are spent in traffic, and the boss is always trying to keep you late...but think for a moment about the impact it has on your sexy significant other. Let this movie be a lesson to you. If you keep your woman neglected too long with those 12-hour days and “company dinners”, here’s what’s going to happen! Bang-hungry brunette Hunter Bryce is taking a stiff lover on the bathroom floor! Blonde barely-MILF Violet’s wrapped her mouth around a stud making BJ housecalls. And Leggy Katrina’s hired a foreign dude to do some day laboring between her legs! Add in Fetish mama Holly and coed bride Kristina and you’ve got clear-cut examples of repressed horny hotties exploding on the first bulging guy they see. But hey, can you blame them? They’ve got perfect racks, endlessly deep throats, and can bend in positions that’ll make yoga teachers blush. It’s almost a crime, NOT to put their butt naked bodies to work! CHEATING HORNY WIVES is raw, hardcore, and (most importantly) proof positive that you better pleasure your wife multiple times a day! See how wild these ladies can get on the network premiere, Saturday September 19, 10pm ET/PT! 
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