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Posted: Jul 31, 2010 - 1:51pm by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Take Offs
Filed Under: Take Offs
Ever fantasized about your favorite sitcom characters getting down and dirty? Don’t lie! We’ve all wondered what those “Friends” were doing behind closed doors or what REALLY went down on Eric and Donna’s 70’s couch when the parents weren’t around. Well wonder no more…PLAYBOY TV’S naughty new TAKE-OFFS movies have arrived!
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What better way to break in PLAYBOY TV TAKE-OFFS than the fist-pumping guidos of Jersey Shore? This August’s JERSEY SHORE: A PARODY is turning that summer beach house into a wild “love” den! Featuring the gorgeous Taryn Thomas as “Snooki” and a naked Veronica Rayne as “Wow J”, they’ve recaptured every detail perfectly. From the huge red, white, and green flags, to the orange spray tans, to the gold chains jiggling in the bedroom! These sweet little Guidettes love their Italian “men” and we’re giving them plenty of to play with. And as for the fellas? Just like in the show, we’ve got hair-sprayed muscleheads bringing all kinds of sexy tail back to the pad. Team sports, living room hookups, and some “Situation” specials you’ll NEVER see on MTV! So make sure to catch the premiere of JERSEY SHORE: A PARODY yo! Saturday August 7 at 11pm E/P!
Next up it’s those six incestuous New York singles getting naughty by the fountain in FRIENDS: A PARODY. We all loved this classic ‘90s sitcom, right? Three hot girls and three crazy dudes, always trying to keep things “platonic”. C’mon if you were buddies with Jennifer Aniston, would you not want to try and tap that EVERYDAY?! Of course throughout the show’s 10-year run everybody finally hooked up with everybody. Except instead of passionate lovin’, we had to deal with “feelings”, “romance”, and all the mushy stuff. Not here! This is TAKE-OFFS, remember? We’re going right for the good stuff! Naked hookups at the Central Perk, threesomes in the loft, and Vanessa Naughty living up to her name as sexy Moanica! They’ve even dirtied up that classic theme song! C’mon, you know you’re dying to see FRIENDS: A PARODY. Catch the big premiere, Saturday August 14 at 11pm E/P!
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Now just to prove that TAKE-OFFS has range and isn’t all about TV shows, we’ve got an outrageously naughty pop culture treat. Centered on one of the craziest scandals to ever hit sports, we’re teeing up TIGER’S GOT WOOD! Oh yea, don’t think that America’s horniest golfer was safe from Playboy TV. When you think about it, isn’t this story just perfect for a naughty movie? The gorgeous MILFy wife, the countless groupies and mistresses, and the big black jock behind it all. Oh yea, we’re reimagining this one like you wouldn’t believe! And for everyone who thinks golf’s boring, check this out… don’t miss the premiere of TIGER’S GOT WOOD, Saturday August 21 at 11pm E/P!
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And finally, what better way to wrap up your August than with a set of groovy teens celebrating the decade of free love. Have a Nice Day? You bet we will when THAT 70’S SHOW: A PARODY premieres! This one’s capturing every aspect of the sitcom perfectly! From the lookalike stars (SEX LIVES’ Brooke Banner makes one helluva Donna!), to the “shag” carpets, to that hot older sister we always wanted to see naked! Well guess what, in this movie we do! There’s MILFy moms, sex in KISS makeup, Fez tasting fuzz and tons more. So throw on a classic album, rock out, and get down with THAT 70’S SHOW: A PARODY premiere, Saturday August 28 at 11pm E/P!
What better way to break in PLAYBOY TV TAKE-OFFS than the fist-pumping guidos of Jersey Shore? This August’s JERSEY SHORE: A PARODY is turning that summer beach house into a wild “love” den! Featuring the gorgeous Taryn Thomas as “Snooki” and a naked Veronica Rayne as “Wow J”, they’ve recaptured every detail perfectly. From the huge red, white, and green flags, to the orange spray tans, to the gold chains jiggling in the bedroom! These sweet little Guidettes love their Italian “men” and we’re giving them plenty of to play with. And as for the fellas? Just like in the show, we’ve got hair-sprayed muscleheads bringing all kinds of sexy tail back to the pad. Team sports, living room hookups, and some “Situation” specials you’ll NEVER see on MTV! So make sure to catch the premiere of JERSEY SHORE: A PARODY yo! Saturday August 7 at 11pm E/P! Next up it’s those six incestuous New York singles getting naughty by the fountain in FRIENDS: A PARODY. We all loved this classic ‘90s sitcom, right? Three hot girls and three crazy dudes, always trying to keep things “platonic”. C’mon if you were buddies with Jennifer Aniston, would you not want to try and tap that EVERYDAY?! Of course throughout the show’s 10-year run everybody finally hooked up with everybody. Except instead of passionate lovin’, we had to deal with “feelings”, “romance”, and all the mushy stuff. Not here! This is TAKE-OFFS, remember? We’re going right for the good stuff! Naked hookups at the Central Perk, threesomes in the loft, and Vanessa Naughty living up to her name as sexy Moanica! They’ve even dirtied up that classic theme song! C’mon, you know you’re dying to see FRIENDS: A PARODY. Catch the big premiere, Saturday August 14 at 11pm E/P! Now just to prove that TAKE-OFFS has range and isn’t all about TV shows, we’ve got an outrageously naughty pop culture treat. Centered on one of the craziest scandals to ever hit sports, we’re teeing up TIGER’S GOT WOOD! Oh yea, don’t think that America’s horniest golfer was safe from Playboy TV. When you think about it, isn’t this story just perfect for a naughty movie? The gorgeous MILFy wife, the countless groupies and mistresses, and the big black jock behind it all. Oh yea, we’re reimagining this one like you wouldn’t believe! And for everyone who thinks golf’s boring, check this out… don’t miss the premiere of TIGER’S GOT WOOD, Saturday August 21 at 11pm E/P! And finally, what better way to wrap up your August than with a set of groovy teens celebrating the decade of free love. Have a Nice Day? You bet we will when THAT 70’S SHOW: A PARODY premieres! This one’s capturing every aspect of the sitcom perfectly! From the lookalike stars (SEX LIVES’ Brooke Banner makes one helluva Donna!), to the “shag” carpets, to that hot older sister we always wanted to see naked! Well guess what, in this movie we do! There’s MILFy moms, sex in KISS makeup, Fez tasting fuzz and tons more. So throw on a classic album, rock out, and get down with THAT 70’S SHOW: A PARODY premiere, Saturday August 28 at 11pm E/P! 
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