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Posted: Sep 01, 2011 - 3:13pm by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Take Offs

C’est la vie summer, you were fun while you lasted! September is here and on Playboy TV, clothes are falling faster than the leaves! Before you get too bummed out about extra school buses on the road and shorter days, here’s a bit of good news. We’ve got a slew of autumn premieres that are guaranteed to add some butternut to your squash.

What better way to start off the month than with some Savanna Samson Cougar fantasies? BEAUTIFUL STRANGER is chock full of Moms You’d Like to F….you get the picture. As we mentioned before, MILFy Savanna steals the show here, playing a bisexual escort who has just as much fun “servicing” the Janes as she does the Johns. Her newest client happens to be the multi-talented Kimberly Kane (who also directed the movie), sporting raven-black hair and an incredible rack! BEAUTIFUL STRANGER is also letting Kristina Rose and Bobbi Starr show off their hardcore skills, with a girl-on-girl scene that goes way beyond the normal Late Night fetishes. All of you “foot” fans will NOT be disappointed! And just to keep things traditional, there’s still plenty of heat between Savanna and Vivid stud Anthony Rosano (including naughty ideas for the back seat of the car!). See it all go down when BEAUTIFUL STRANGER premieres, Thursday September 8 at 10pm E/P!

Just in time for Back To School comes a hardcore high schooler you all know and love. Sporting a white tee, oversized glasses, and those trademark moon boots, NAPORNEON DYNAMITE is officially making his way to Playboy TV. And this tongue-in-cheeks parody is keeping all of the subtle humor intact. There’s Uncle Suave letting a few Midwest housewives into his pimped out 70’s van, nerdy bro Chip and his curvy wife Laquesha, and who could forget Pedro?! He’ll definitely get your “vote” after the living room cheerleader scene! But of course, the true star here is NAPORNEON himself! Danny Wylde does a great job channeling America’s favorite frizzy-haired goofball. Who knew a crooked smile could attract so many smoking hot chicks in the bedroom?! See for yourself when NAPORNEON DYNAMITE premieres, Saturday September 10 at 11pm E/P!

And speaking of porn parodies, our other big TAKE OFF of the month could easily be classified a full-blown epic. THE SEX FILES II: A PARODY is one of those rare sequels that actually surpasses the original. For one thing, the cast is way hotter this time around. This paranormal pumpathon has added newbies like Dani Jensen, Bree Daniels, and April O’Neil to the mix. But most importantly, it’s brought redheaded Kimberly Kane BACK as Dana Scully. Kim actually won an AVN Award for her first “performance” as the freaky FBI agent and this time out, she’s pushing the sci fi sex envelope even further. There’s group scenes with lady aliens, shower sex with Agent Mulder, and some incredibly hot solo stuff. Plus it’s actually got a pretty interesting plot too! Trust us, you’ll become a hardcore Believer after watching THE SEX FILES II: A PARODY. Catch the big premiere, Saturday September 24 at 11pm E/P!

And finally, we’re offering up an early taste of Halloween with UNDERGROUND FETISH QUEENS. Right before October kicks off, you’ll get plenty of tricks n’ treats courtesy of Alexis Amore and Nikki Rhodes. This all-girl movie’s got chicks with painted faces, leggy fishnet outfits, and even a few whips and chains. Forget those crappy Spirit stores, if you want some real ghoulish costume ideas, watch this! Jayden Jaymes is dabbling with Little Red Riding fetishes, Sienna West went goth, and Shyla Stylez is sporting the DD “birthday suit” ensemble. But don’t think this flick is all about playing dress up. These ladies are putting their bodies to WORK with some ridiculously erotic scenes that definitely push the boundaries of good taste. But hey, Playboy TV is all about taking “risks.” And you won’t catch a Late Night Movie quite as freaky as UNDERGROUND FETISH QUEENS anywhere else. See it all go down on Thursday, September 29 at 11pm E/P!