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Posted: May 31, 2011 - 3:08pm by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Take Offs
Filed Under: Take Offs
Roll out the red carpet and we’ll get gorgeous adult starlets to strut naked across it. Sure names like Nikki Benz and Bree Olson aren’t as recognizable as Angelina Jolie or Cameron Diaz, be we can GUARANTEE they’ll deliver better onscreen “performances.” Want proof? Then whip out your calendar and mark down these premiere dates, because it’s going to be one helluva June on Playboy TV!
Our first big premiere promises some major “stars of tomorrow.” Sure Jayla and Sunset aren’t household names now, but after watching what they do in CAN’T BE DIFFERENT STROKES: THE REUNION, you’ll definitely want to join their fan club. This movie is turning Mr. Drummond’s New York penthouse into a full-blown sex den and every starlet plays her role perfectly. There’s sweet sister Kimberly getting it on with her older black bro, the naughty neighbor girl laying down on the luxury couch, even MILFy Mrs. Garrett is taking one for the team! But, of course, that’s just part of the fun. The true scene stealer of CAN’T BE DIFFERENT STROKES is Mr. Shorty Mac! Though the great Gary Coleman has sadly left us, we can happily say that Shorty does a great job of carrying on his wisecracking legacy. Plus he’s proving that a little dude can definitely pack a hardcore punch! See for yourself when CAN’T BE DIFFERENT STROKES: THE REUINION premieres, Saturday June 4 at 11pm E/P!
We all know about June gloom, but don’t fret! We purposely scheduled GODDESS IN TRAINING: BREE OLSON right in the middle of the month to wipe away all of the clouds from the outside world. Oh yea, you’ll be hearing A LOT from Bree in the near future. As every hardcore Playboy TV fan is aware, Charlie Sheen’s former goddess is now our brand new host of NAUGHTY AMATEUR HOME VIDEOS! But unfortunately you’ll have to wait until July for that to kick off. Until then, we thought we’d treat you to some of the best moments from Bree’s legendary adult career. This flick happened to be shot before she hit the big time (which actually makes it better). Young, innocent, and down for anything, it’s clear li’l Ms. Olson had A LOT of potential way back when. Watch her do stuff with girls, guys, and everything in between when GODDESS IN TRAINING: BREE OLSON premieres, Thursday June 16 at 10pm E/P!
Up next, it’s gorgeous Jessica Jaymes headlining CSI: MIAMI: A PARODY! Truly one of the adult world’s heaviest hitters, Jessica’s got tens of thousands of Twitter followers, a tricked out MySpace page, and enough sex appeal to cross over to the mainstream. That’s right, she’s one of those select few who’ve actually “broken through” to a legitimate acting career (we all remember her from Weeds, right?). Not only that, she’s an official Hustler Honey and a former Penthouse Pet! Now she’s strutting her stuff for Playboy TV in this wild TAKE OFF from the beaches of south Florida. This movie’s got string bikinis, bar hookups, and a nice bit of mystery to keep our fans guessing. Will Jess and her partner Tabitha Stevens crack the case? Or will the bad guys take a crack at their bodies in the bedroom? We’re thinking a little of both. See for yourself, when CSI: MIAMI: A PARODY premieres, Saturday June 18 at 11pm E/P!
And finally, we’re topping off June with a delicious naked dessert. Blonde cutie Nikki Benz is ready to whet your sexual appetite with the premiere of TOP HEAVY CHEF: A PARODY! Sporting that long cooking hat, a white apron, and nothing else, this AVN darling is doing all kinds of sexy deeds in the kitchen. And don’t think we’re stopping there. This flick’s also got Tabitha Stevens playing with naughty “utensils,” Jules Sterling’s famous cherry pie, and bus boys giving Brooke Haven a “tip!” The formula for this movie is simple: take four gorgeous pornstars, add in three helpings of sex toys, a dash of whipped cream, and rub accordingly. Then top it off with some bulging studs in chefs’ hats and you’ve got yourself the hardcore recipe for TOP HEAVY CHEF: A PARODY! Watch what “rises” when this big premiere hits, Saturday June 25 at 11pm E/P!
Our first big premiere promises some major “stars of tomorrow.” Sure Jayla and Sunset aren’t household names now, but after watching what they do in CAN’T BE DIFFERENT STROKES: THE REUNION, you’ll definitely want to join their fan club. This movie is turning Mr. Drummond’s New York penthouse into a full-blown sex den and every starlet plays her role perfectly. There’s sweet sister Kimberly getting it on with her older black bro, the naughty neighbor girl laying down on the luxury couch, even MILFy Mrs. Garrett is taking one for the team! But, of course, that’s just part of the fun. The true scene stealer of CAN’T BE DIFFERENT STROKES is Mr. Shorty Mac! Though the great Gary Coleman has sadly left us, we can happily say that Shorty does a great job of carrying on his wisecracking legacy. Plus he’s proving that a little dude can definitely pack a hardcore punch! See for yourself when CAN’T BE DIFFERENT STROKES: THE REUINION premieres, Saturday June 4 at 11pm E/P! We all know about June gloom, but don’t fret! We purposely scheduled GODDESS IN TRAINING: BREE OLSON right in the middle of the month to wipe away all of the clouds from the outside world. Oh yea, you’ll be hearing A LOT from Bree in the near future. As every hardcore Playboy TV fan is aware, Charlie Sheen’s former goddess is now our brand new host of NAUGHTY AMATEUR HOME VIDEOS! But unfortunately you’ll have to wait until July for that to kick off. Until then, we thought we’d treat you to some of the best moments from Bree’s legendary adult career. This flick happened to be shot before she hit the big time (which actually makes it better). Young, innocent, and down for anything, it’s clear li’l Ms. Olson had A LOT of potential way back when. Watch her do stuff with girls, guys, and everything in between when GODDESS IN TRAINING: BREE OLSON premieres, Thursday June 16 at 10pm E/P! Up next, it’s gorgeous Jessica Jaymes headlining CSI: MIAMI: A PARODY! Truly one of the adult world’s heaviest hitters, Jessica’s got tens of thousands of Twitter followers, a tricked out MySpace page, and enough sex appeal to cross over to the mainstream. That’s right, she’s one of those select few who’ve actually “broken through” to a legitimate acting career (we all remember her from Weeds, right?). Not only that, she’s an official Hustler Honey and a former Penthouse Pet! Now she’s strutting her stuff for Playboy TV in this wild TAKE OFF from the beaches of south Florida. This movie’s got string bikinis, bar hookups, and a nice bit of mystery to keep our fans guessing. Will Jess and her partner Tabitha Stevens crack the case? Or will the bad guys take a crack at their bodies in the bedroom? We’re thinking a little of both. See for yourself, when CSI: MIAMI: A PARODY premieres, Saturday June 18 at 11pm E/P! And finally, we’re topping off June with a delicious naked dessert. Blonde cutie Nikki Benz is ready to whet your sexual appetite with the premiere of TOP HEAVY CHEF: A PARODY! Sporting that long cooking hat, a white apron, and nothing else, this AVN darling is doing all kinds of sexy deeds in the kitchen. And don’t think we’re stopping there. This flick’s also got Tabitha Stevens playing with naughty “utensils,” Jules Sterling’s famous cherry pie, and bus boys giving Brooke Haven a “tip!” The formula for this movie is simple: take four gorgeous pornstars, add in three helpings of sex toys, a dash of whipped cream, and rub accordingly. Then top it off with some bulging studs in chefs’ hats and you’ve got yourself the hardcore recipe for TOP HEAVY CHEF: A PARODY! Watch what “rises” when this big premiere hits, Saturday June 25 at 11pm E/P!
Add your comment:
1.
I have to admit, these 3 parodies were great, and I hate porody porn. Tabitha Stevens and Sunset Diamond are top-notch pornstars.
Posted at 00:28 AM on Jun 27, 2011 by woc95
2.
there should be more lesbian videos and less with the dick and more with the boobies. the lesbian show should have 4 or more lesbians having sex at the same time.
Posted at 22:09 PM on Jun 22, 2011 by MANSICHUDGAR
