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Posted: Dec 05, 2011 - 10:47am by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Take Offs
Filed Under: Take Offs
Let’s just say we were feeling a bit groovy this month. Even though the disco era is long behind us, our two big December premieres are all about stirring up some of that Saturday Night Sex Fever. Come along in our classic TV time machine as we TAKE-OFF two classics from a hardcore era gone by.
First up, it’s the ragtag bunch of cabbies from TAXI: A HARDCORE PARODY. Recreating the legendary sitcom to a tee, this TAKE-OFF’s got that instrumental intro, Nardo’s big knockers, and Ron Jeremy doing a picture perfect Danny DeVito impression. But beyond that, it’s taking those HBO Taxicab Confessions fantasies to a whole new naughty level. Not only are we getting the gang to hook up in the garage, we’re taking them on the road! Streetwalkers, party girls, and sweet Jenny Hendrix are sticking their thumbs out on the sidewalk and we’re answering the call! Don’t have enough fare for a ride to the strip club? No problem. Our drivers have plenty of “other ways” to receive payment. And they’re doing it all with a hilarious spin. Every screwball character you remember is getting highlighted here. Latka the grease monkey, Crazy Jim, that sexy redheaded MILF…we’ve got a great set of doppelgangers ready to gang up on each other in the bedroom! See it for yourself, when TAXI: A HARDCORE PARODY premieres, Saturday December 10 at 11pm E/P!
Now, a quick disclaimer about premiere #2. For the record, CAN’T BE SANFORD & SON: A PARODY doesn’t have quite the same budget as our typical high-end TAKE-OFFs, but it DEFINITELY delivers in the hardcore department! This ode to the junkyard has a lot of heart (and a lot of booty) behind it. Made from the same team that brought us CAN’T BE DIFF’RENT STROKES, it’s tapping into every amateur fantasy you can think of. There’s black girls with big ol’ rumps, topheavy chocolate MILFs, and horny college babes getting freaky with father and son! And we’ll make sure all you SANFORD fans get a laugh out of the experience too. We’ve thrown in a Grady lookalike, cool cat Lamont, and a Redd Foxx impersonator full of all those wisecracks you remember. But most importantly, we’ve assembled some of the wildest urban sex scenes you’ve ever seen (at a real L.A. junkyard no less!). Plus, who wouldn’t want to ring in New Year’s Eve with the gorgeous Cleopatra Hendrix? Watch it all go down when CAN’T BE SANFORD & SON: A PARODY premieres, Saturday December 31 at 11pm E/P!
First up, it’s the ragtag bunch of cabbies from TAXI: A HARDCORE PARODY. Recreating the legendary sitcom to a tee, this TAKE-OFF’s got that instrumental intro, Nardo’s big knockers, and Ron Jeremy doing a picture perfect Danny DeVito impression. But beyond that, it’s taking those HBO Taxicab Confessions fantasies to a whole new naughty level. Not only are we getting the gang to hook up in the garage, we’re taking them on the road! Streetwalkers, party girls, and sweet Jenny Hendrix are sticking their thumbs out on the sidewalk and we’re answering the call! Don’t have enough fare for a ride to the strip club? No problem. Our drivers have plenty of “other ways” to receive payment. And they’re doing it all with a hilarious spin. Every screwball character you remember is getting highlighted here. Latka the grease monkey, Crazy Jim, that sexy redheaded MILF…we’ve got a great set of doppelgangers ready to gang up on each other in the bedroom! See it for yourself, when TAXI: A HARDCORE PARODY premieres, Saturday December 10 at 11pm E/P! Now, a quick disclaimer about premiere #2. For the record, CAN’T BE SANFORD & SON: A PARODY doesn’t have quite the same budget as our typical high-end TAKE-OFFs, but it DEFINITELY delivers in the hardcore department! This ode to the junkyard has a lot of heart (and a lot of booty) behind it. Made from the same team that brought us CAN’T BE DIFF’RENT STROKES, it’s tapping into every amateur fantasy you can think of. There’s black girls with big ol’ rumps, topheavy chocolate MILFs, and horny college babes getting freaky with father and son! And we’ll make sure all you SANFORD fans get a laugh out of the experience too. We’ve thrown in a Grady lookalike, cool cat Lamont, and a Redd Foxx impersonator full of all those wisecracks you remember. But most importantly, we’ve assembled some of the wildest urban sex scenes you’ve ever seen (at a real L.A. junkyard no less!). Plus, who wouldn’t want to ring in New Year’s Eve with the gorgeous Cleopatra Hendrix? Watch it all go down when CAN’T BE SANFORD & SON: A PARODY premieres, Saturday December 31 at 11pm E/P!
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