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Posted: May 01, 2009 - 1:37pm by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Double Features
This month, Playboy TV’s Double-Features are bringing out the Crème de la Crème of industry starlets for a back-to-back hot-bodied smackdown! First it’s the premiere of CLUB JENNA’S FAMILY JEWELS, which pulls out no stops in its assortment of adult diva royalty. Sure England’s got their Prince William and Monaco’s got Princess Charlotte Casiraghi, but when it comes to skin flick monarchies, no one is more esteemed than the reigning Queen Jenna. Now, as we all know, Ms. J has got her hands very full with Tito Ortiz and a set of bouncing twins, which begs the question, who can carry on the hardcore sex legacy? Fear not loyal followers, for CLUB JENNA’S FAMILY JEWELS has assembled the most incredible batch of smut princesses ever to grace an 18 And Over skin flick. Think about this all-star lineup…Voodoo, Nikki Benz, Roxy Jezel, Brea Bennett, Chanel St. James, Jesse Capelli, and Sophia Rossi! If we stacked up the combined AVN Awards these ladies have won for their “talents” it would blow a lot more than your mind. But the greatest part about this powerhouse cast is that each lady has her own specialty to keep you endlessly satisfied. Into Euro chicks? Roxy baby! Like ‘em a little curvy? Ms. Rossi’s got plenty to squeeze. Want a hot MILF? Get a whiff of Chanel!...the list goes on and on. There’s obviously no disputing that each hot starlet is worthy of porn royalty in her own right, but imagine what will happen when we mix them all together? Scene after scene of naked jewels shining in the bedroom (with big fellas and with each other!). This isn’t just a movie, it’s a piece of hardcore art. CLUB JENNA’S FAMILY JEWELS is truly a centerpiece of any respectable adult film collection, and its making it’s network debut this month on Playboy TV Double-Features. Catch the premiere Friday May 1, 10:00PM ET. Bow down before these sex queens and enjoy!

Now back to the smackdown part of May Double-Features. Have you ever clicked over to one of those wild wrestling matches and thought to yourself, how come the adult industry has never broken into this genre? The terms and moves themselves sound like something straight out of a hardcore amateur flick…Piledrivers, “Head” locks, Body Slamming. They even call the weekly show RAW right? The concept is literally a smut flick that could write itself! Thankfully the team behind BONIN’ PRO WRESTLERS put a lot more thought into it than that. They finally capitalized on man’s age-old desire to see hot chicks get stretched, squeezed, and sexed up in the ring! The only difference here is that instead of winning a belt, we’re getting hot starlets to throw theirs away (along with any other spandex and tight tops they may be wearing!). Sure we’ve got ringside action from bloodthirsty Vampire Warriors and guys that wrap themselves with snakes, but YOU want a taste of Mary Carey, Asian Keeanie Lei, and Autumn Skye, right? Girls grappling girls, amateur hotel groupies, and tight butts against the ropes…This is what the Pro Wrestling lifestyle is Really all about! Leave it to BONIN’ PRO WRESTLERS for a main event that includes nonstop sex positions you thought weren’t even possible. Screw dropping $20 on some lame Pay Per View battle featuring sweaty half-naked guys, Playboy TV’s Double Features is letting the ladies in the ring to try out moves guaranteed to create some Royal Rumbles in your pants! Want proof? Then check out the Network Premiere of BONIN’ PRO WRESTLERS, Friday May 29, 10:00PM ET!


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