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Posted: Mar 02, 2009 - 2:26pm by Playboy TV
Filed Under: Double Features
I don’t want to grow up, I’m a BJS ARE US kid. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound right…or does it? C’mon, who can’t remember that annoying theme song blasting through our adolescent TV screens on Saturday mornings. The giant giraffe, the backwards “R”, the aisles and aisles of toys…Good memories, right? Well now we’re all grown up and instead of the next great Hot Wheels car, we want to get our hands on the next Hot Piece Of Ass. So our interests have changed, but what’s wrong with sticking with a winning concept? Remember what that store represented? Every single cool toy on the planet! Literally a haven for any and all types of playthings. Now apply that idea to a Playboy Double-Features premiere flick and you’ve got every single sex fetish under the sun. The Jules Jordan masterpiece BJS ARE US is literally like a one-stop shop for hardcore heavy hitting fun. In the mood for a steamy interracial scene with the gorgeous Marie Luv? How about a smoking hot Latina like Mercedez willing to beg for it? Who couldn’t be without a few hardcore MILF shots? (Thank you Ms. Claire Robbins.) This movie is stuffed with porn biz starlets like the AVN award-winning Katsuni (13 and counting!) and eager amateur newbies like baby-faced Shelby. Threesomes, feet fetishes, giant boobs, the list goes on and on! It’s like piling your shopping cart with every possible sex fantasy in the book and then going back for more! But of course a movie can’t be called BJS ARE US and NOT have the obvious down-on-your-knees rod worship. This premiere truly packs a tremendous punch. From the first minute on, the sex feast is off and running, with barely any time to catch your breath (thank you Pause button). You know when you call one of those singer/dancer/actor types a triple threat? This movie has got so much fetish action going on, it’s like a 30x threat (maybe a throduple threat?) Whatever the proper term is, BJS ARE US is beyond hot and getting its big world premiere on Playboy TV Double-Features, as the second feature on Friday March 20 at 11PM E/P. Don’t miss it.
Don’t lie. Though we may not like to admit it, we’ve all stumbled across that classic 80’s sitcom The Facts Of Life and wondered what it would be like to throw an orgy in that all-girl’s prep school. Granted the stars of that show could have Always been hotter (blondie Blair was probably the best of the bunch), the stories were extremely boring, and that Mrs. Garrett was about as far removed from a sexy MILF as humanly possible! Who was in charge of casting that show? Would it have killed them to write off the chubby chick (Natalie) and replace her with some smoking hot foreign exchange student? It really is frustrating because the foundation of a prime time hit featuring all barely legal private school babes who live together (and I presume shower together?) could have had the potential for a surefire sexually-charged hit! Oh what could have been…or rather WHAT IS! Yes, it looks like Pink Box Productions finally got the formula right in their new skintastically hot all-girl Double-Feature, THE DIRTY FACTS OF LIFE. Raquel Devine, Jada Fire, Lindsay Meadows, and a MILFy headmistress whose not afraid to spank her sexy students when they misbehave. This is what that crappy sitcom should have REALLY been focusing on…All-girl sex on the kitchen counters, interracial “Tootie” banging, and all-night 5 girl “cram” sessions, if you know what I mean. Sayonara neckties and plaid skirts and Hello coed lesbians! Yes children of the 80’s, you can finally relive all of your bisexual schoolgirl fantasies when THE DIRTY FACTS OF LIFE premieres on Playboy TV Double-Features, Friday March 20 at 10PM E/P immideatly followed by another sizller: BJ’S ARE US!
Filed Under: Double Features
I don’t want to grow up, I’m a BJS ARE US kid. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound right…or does it? C’mon, who can’t remember that annoying theme song blasting through our adolescent TV screens on Saturday mornings. The giant giraffe, the backwards “R”, the aisles and aisles of toys…Good memories, right? Well now we’re all grown up and instead of the next great Hot Wheels car, we want to get our hands on the next Hot Piece Of Ass. So our interests have changed, but what’s wrong with sticking with a winning concept? Remember what that store represented? Every single cool toy on the planet! Literally a haven for any and all types of playthings. Now apply that idea to a Playboy Double-Features premiere flick and you’ve got every single sex fetish under the sun. The Jules Jordan masterpiece BJS ARE US is literally like a one-stop shop for hardcore heavy hitting fun. In the mood for a steamy interracial scene with the gorgeous Marie Luv? How about a smoking hot Latina like Mercedez willing to beg for it? Who couldn’t be without a few hardcore MILF shots? (Thank you Ms. Claire Robbins.) This movie is stuffed with porn biz starlets like the AVN award-winning Katsuni (13 and counting!) and eager amateur newbies like baby-faced Shelby. Threesomes, feet fetishes, giant boobs, the list goes on and on! It’s like piling your shopping cart with every possible sex fantasy in the book and then going back for more! But of course a movie can’t be called BJS ARE US and NOT have the obvious down-on-your-knees rod worship. This premiere truly packs a tremendous punch. From the first minute on, the sex feast is off and running, with barely any time to catch your breath (thank you Pause button). You know when you call one of those singer/dancer/actor types a triple threat? This movie has got so much fetish action going on, it’s like a 30x threat (maybe a throduple threat?) Whatever the proper term is, BJS ARE US is beyond hot and getting its big world premiere on Playboy TV Double-Features, as the second feature on Friday March 20 at 11PM E/P. Don’t miss it. Don’t lie. Though we may not like to admit it, we’ve all stumbled across that classic 80’s sitcom The Facts Of Life and wondered what it would be like to throw an orgy in that all-girl’s prep school. Granted the stars of that show could have Always been hotter (blondie Blair was probably the best of the bunch), the stories were extremely boring, and that Mrs. Garrett was about as far removed from a sexy MILF as humanly possible! Who was in charge of casting that show? Would it have killed them to write off the chubby chick (Natalie) and replace her with some smoking hot foreign exchange student? It really is frustrating because the foundation of a prime time hit featuring all barely legal private school babes who live together (and I presume shower together?) could have had the potential for a surefire sexually-charged hit! Oh what could have been…or rather WHAT IS! Yes, it looks like Pink Box Productions finally got the formula right in their new skintastically hot all-girl Double-Feature, THE DIRTY FACTS OF LIFE. Raquel Devine, Jada Fire, Lindsay Meadows, and a MILFy headmistress whose not afraid to spank her sexy students when they misbehave. This is what that crappy sitcom should have REALLY been focusing on…All-girl sex on the kitchen counters, interracial “Tootie” banging, and all-night 5 girl “cram” sessions, if you know what I mean. Sayonara neckties and plaid skirts and Hello coed lesbians! Yes children of the 80’s, you can finally relive all of your bisexual schoolgirl fantasies when THE DIRTY FACTS OF LIFE premieres on Playboy TV Double-Features, Friday March 20 at 10PM E/P immideatly followed by another sizller: BJ’S ARE US! 
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